Hey mister, would you mind rubbing sun block on my firm ebony ass?

> Hey mister, would you mind rubbing sun block on my firm ebony ass?
what would you do?

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BOOGA OOOGA OOOOH OOOOH WORLD STAAAAAR

Drop my pants and stick my dick. If a girl makes an offer like that while naked it's because she wants to fuck.

>Me on the beach, under direct sunlight, getting all kind of allergies
Think of another scenario m9

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Yes doesn't mean yes! RAPIST!

Steal her sunblock to protect my ivory white skin from the sun's harmful rays.
Why am I outside?

*sticks my laughably short penis in her vagina without her even noticing it*

Why do niggers have white palms and soles?

It's because God had them against a wall when he was spray painting them black.

>tfw autistic beta white boi

Ill never have a thicc ebony goddess sit on my face

Sup Forumstards really make the worst and cringiest jokes

this and I make sure to cum inside her so she can give birth to my halfbreed child and be forced to be my wife

Why is the wall only 4" tall? Because Mexicans are so short!

WOOOOORLD STTTAAAAR COM ERE HOE MUH DIK NIGGUH YEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Damn, when I see T H I C C pics I can't help but wonder but what would I do with that? I have an average 18 cms dick she'd be like, you in yet? REEEEEEEE

Don't believe the memes, that's a perfectly good dick unless it's really skinny. I'm actually small, less than 12cm.

t. trap

Are you a chink?

No, white.

It's proportional, but still, I like T H I C C but I don't dare to because of my short penis. I don't want to go through that embarrassment.

18cm is not short at all dude. You must hang out around a lot of size queens or something.

Ficki ficki with her

I'm not Thai, and I only fuck traps to assert my dominance over the """""men""""" of lesser races.

I only date fit and petite girls but my fantasy is to be with a bunda-tier qt. Don't know man, what if I fall in love and she laughs at me. I'll just keep playing it safe.

and them you get dominated by jamal?
stop being a faggot before I knock your ass out.

Tbh size queens are terrible at estimating sizes, she may be like "oh my last bf was 2 metres long" then you stick it in and she can't take.

Besides you can get her to lie on her back, with a pillow under her and penetrate her from above, this gets your dick the most inside of her so even a small dick does wonders

>what if I fall in love and she laughs at me.
I've had sex twice with my 4.5" (11.5cm) penis, both times the women were satisfied. One of them was even an overweight black girl... Once you're above around 5"/13cm, most women start to care about things like how long you last over size. Fortunately, I last like 15-20 mins (with a condom).

I think this is the expat faggot who likes to shitpost in the japanese threads

Don't make me assert dominance over you faggot.

>tfw no black gf

user is right. Porn industry is full of deception and illusions.

My ex gf said I hurt her because half an hour of pounding wasn't natural. She left me because of this. She didn't said it but I know this was the reason. I tried to be gentle everytime but I know she wasn't always comfortable not because of the size, but because of how long it takes me to finish. Don't know bro, life is pure suffering for me. I've been thinking about taking the vows.

Not into your faggotry m8. Go fish at Sup Forums

come here, I'll lay you out in the floor faggot fuck.

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I'M FUCKING YOUR ASS NOW, YOU LIKE THAT NIGGER??

REMEMBER YOU ASKED FOR THIS

YOU BEGGED

>She didn't said it but I know this was the reason.
Someone sounds like they have a huge penis insecurity.

[American posting]If you really cared about your gf, you could have just stayed in a relationship with her, but let someone else fuck her. That's how I maintain a healthy relationship. [/American posting]

come to USA, our black girls love Russian guys

she looks rather tanned white to me

This is true. Almost all of the black population in Alaska is married to the Russian population.

You can only see her backside. The only difference besides skin color between races that you can tell by looking at a womans backside is their ass.

Stop masturbating with a death grip. Its the reason why guys can nut in 5 seconds with their hand, but last a lifetime with a real woman.

>implying i'll willingly go near sand

i fucking hate sand