Brazil v Germany Olympic Final thread #3

Brazil 1-0 Germany
Nerman (27')

FIRST FOR DUBS CONFIRMS BRAZIL CHOKE 8 - 1

Futurebro here.

Germany wins 2-1

FIRST FOR KEBAB REMOVAL

dubs

MEX7C0 pls

Kaká

BELIEVE IN THE HOLY AND LORD HIMSELF, KEK!

>that card
I don't think this BR semen slurping sport is for me

>A M A T E U R

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FIRST FOR SAFADÃO

GERMONKEYS GOING FOR MURDERBALL

LITERALLY HONDURAS TIER

Where's Helk?

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Gabriel Jesus is the biggest fraud since Robinho.

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Who watching MOTD on the other screen here

NIKE > ADIDAS CONFIRMED

lel

Wait what happened? Why did Selke get a Yellow Card there?

since Pato you mean

andate al baño!

He died, tragically, in an industrial machinery accident

Deutschland bros, why the fuck is our commentator, Béla Réthy, such a humongous idiot and faggot cuck who is bad at his only job, commentating?

>Germany fields teenagers
>Brazil fields their best players

For what purpose?

EU BEBENDO GELA

TOMANDO CIROC

>Bus Parking at 1-0

THIS

fukin ur mum he he he

>yellow card to German player for absolutely nothing

Really makes you think.

Wtf is this I'm too drunk yo understand who is winning????????

>hitting the crossbar 3 times AND having Horn as keeper
how unlucky can you be

Rate my snack

Got some carne asada fries today

wouldn't mind watching this psh

So brazil is winning? Shit

so Dilma doesn't get impeached

based big shameless bros

>aways crying

who enjoying a post halftime snack?

>inb4 germany 7(seven) consecutive goals

>literal nobodies plus neymar
>"best players"

Stop damage controlling, you're not even german ffs.

>fucks up
t. Gabriel Barbosa

yo i smoked some dank ass weed and i just started watching why is germany losing

who /just want brazil to lose/ here

gotta go fast

>best players

What?

>booing the germans
do they want to get nucked or somethin

I don't understand the point, but I'd still eat it

But David Luiz isn't playing

Nazi germany should have invaded Brazil and exterminated all of its citizens back in 1938.

This is meme food.

yes here o/

cruelty/10

haha same

DUDE

wat

GABIGOL YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT

anda bater

Remind me, why is it U23?

>not booing the germans

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well, you have low standards

You just KNOW

smoke that shit

I'll give credit for one thing, Brazil. This team plays like they care and fight for every ball unlike the """"""""""""A-team""""""""""""""

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he pushed the br player

Needs more puke

We don't want to get blamed for mass monkey suicide.

There's an age limit, burgerpleb.

>Jesus
>Not Gabi"gol"
????

*raises hoof*

WEED

We, unlike you, don't have nukes. We are only babysitting American ones.

dude beer lmao

>this is considered high class cuisine in nigger culture
and they wonder why they have such a high diabetes rate

He looks intelligent

Hit the crossbar three times

based carne assada
try it with bread and buttered fried onions

>literal nobodies plus neymar
casual cunt detected

it's football, it's normal there

The ''A''-team is a Nike/adidas ad team

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FIFA doesn't want the Olympic tournament to overshadow the World Cup so they imposed this condition.

Besides nerman, it's all literally who's.

fat 'people' don't deserve such title

>I disappear in important matches
t. G. Jesus

wow this game went from pretty good (first half) to fucking snooze fest. Germans can barely walk anymore lel.

come on we're all waiting for those JAV tiddies

>Nerman and the nobodies
not our best players in any sense of the word

BASED

Hi Brazil.

Gabi'gol' or Gabriel Jesus, I can't decided who's the most useless cunt, help me BRos.

LMAO

lmao

DUBS AND ISIS BLOWS UP THE STADIUM

i see we have the pentathlon contingent here

you should

You have to go back.

What did he mean by this?

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