VERY fast messiah being smacked by centurion at incredible hihg speed

>VERY fast messiah being smacked by centurion at incredible hihg speed

why didn't he heal himself? Once the romans saw this they would understand.

Jesus knew he was going to die and wanted to so that he could redeem humanity.

Why did the jews kill jesus and deny it to this day?

*looks around world*

that didnt work out too well for him

Okay so I've been using my safari app to post on here for a longtime now but now when I go to post it says I'm perma banned for posting CP? For the record, I've never posted/saved/looked at any CP in my life. But when I use google chrome it allows me to post. So wtf is happening here ?

This was just 2 hours of torture porn for a guy that may or may not have even existed. and even if he did exist who's to say he wansnt full of shit when in today's society we have complete bullshitters despite having the Internet and smart phones?

You got a proxy?

I don't even know what that is. I'm a phone poster

>God isn't real

They killed him because they believed he was just spreading blasphemy for the sake of idolizing himself, and that he would spark a religious rebellion in the lands of Israel while the romans owned it, thus leaving a huge ass war which would kill thousands of jews.

POO IN LOO

Gee, it's almost as if it's based off a story from a book that people have been asking just as many questions about the authenticity of for centuries.

WiFi or 3/4g? If WiFi do you share it?

Is it possibly, that a very confident man, with a higher IQ than average for back then, was able to fool all those fucking naive idiots into thinking he was something that he wasn't? Think about how dumb people were back then. And then this guy comes along and starts claiming how he is gods son. The idiots would eat it up. Jesus was probably just a chad with brains that got off on fucking with everyone and people followed him because that's what people generally do. He was nothing more than a snake oil salesman

Wifi. And it's private. It has a password on it. That's what's weird here

Probably someone from your ip did that. Happened once to my pc, never even posted in Sup Forums for a year. Came back i was b&

He paid of the original sin, letting man have a clean slate at birth and to show his faith by being pious rather than kill goats with rocks every Saturday.

Don't forget your own picture m8

was getting caught a part of his plan

You dirty child fucker. What did you post? Was it Vicki?

Why do the jews claim that jesus is boiling in excrement and semen in hell for all of eternity?

if he wants to clean humanity of sin he should have given every man his own bodypillow waifu. No crimes would ever be committed again.

>tfw everyone thinks that if Jesus came back today he'd cleanse humanity of evil and do something to rid us of our sins
>in reality he'd just be a resurrected shitposter that would browse Sup Forums and brag about how much of a master ruseman he was

Why do Jews get so much hate for killing Jesus if Jesus dying was part of the plan?

>le hat joke

ebin :-dDDDD

It's because the pharisees turned him in because he was stealin' their jive.

>higher IQ than average for back then
>for back then
It shames me that anyone can seriously think this way.
You may just not know what the IQ test measures, though.

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