Brit Events:
Women's High Jump Final
00:30
Men's 1500m Final
01:00
Women's 800m Final
01:15
Men's 5000m Final
01:30
Women's 4x400m Relay Final
02:00
Brit Events:
Women's High Jump Final
00:30
Men's 1500m Final
01:00
Women's 800m Final
01:15
Men's 5000m Final
01:30
Women's 4x400m Relay Final
02:00
I want Mohammed farah to fuck my wife
We know Sven, we know.
Had a dream i won a silver medal in motobiking loop track
What is my subconscious trying to tell me
>tfw no hairy pubed laura trott gf
why live
>Men's 5000m Final
01:30
Our last hope for Gold lads
This.
We will choke in this boxing
MO FARAH AIN'T WINNING IT GAHAHAHAH SCREENCAP THIS POST BRITKEKS HOW WILL YOU EVER RECOVER WHEN CHINA OVERTAKES YOU
Hows it going?
thank u sweden
Can somebody do a break down of what Gold's China is still likely to win? I know realistically we only have Mo. They're on 24 right, so they need at least 3 to catch us.
had a dream that federer won the french open
>barefoot
oh jesus lads hold me back
Anyone watching BBC 4?
Dan Walker comfy as fug edition
Women's volleyball final
Taekwondo final
I believe that's their only two realistic chances. Definitely going to watch some of the volleyball.
Cheers, you were a bit late last time
I head a dream Kevin Spacey interrupted my wedding.
So baring a freak result we should come second?
He's a young earth creationist. I can't take him seriously.
making friends with the locals edition
Better than a muslim
FRESHEN THE TEA GUVNA
kek
very true
Don't be racist.
That was so awkward and patronising. Bring back the days of professionalism on the BBC, not this wank.
Muslim is a race?
...
Best moment was when all those Brazilian women were chanting 'BBC'!
I went a bit over the top but here you go
>no hairy pubed laura
H-how do you know???
Finally, I can unclench my arsehole. No doubt as we speak they'll be pumping their marathon runners full of dope.
Not him but all GB girl cyclists were told not to shave/wax to make them more aero or something.
There was an article where these people talked to people at the team GB cycling and they said that they recommend their cyclists done wax or shave as doing so causes sores
So basically Trott has a nice thick bush protecting her delicate vagina from sores
Sores from the bike seats I'll add
They train for a long time
It's for avoiding pussy irritation from the seat m8, don't be silly
why are China doing so shit this year?
Dope scandal.
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I hope Germany beat Brazil, seems lately the Brazilians have been against our lads and lasses. They always cheer for the other team when we're involved.
He's a good lad though
good lad, ta mate
I'm just seeing a load of men splashing around in a pool
thanks senpai, interesting article. I still find it pretty surprising the drop off after Beijing is so big.
Why the fuck do they keep showing water polo
The match is already over lol
Yeah, they're not doing even as well as in Athens.
this is legit the worst sport I've ever watched
> Deathmarch
> Dressage
I know, I was just shitposting.
I don't really care that he's a young earth creationist, I also don't believe in something that is generally believed to be true, man made climate change.
Yeah, you missed it.
...
> Deathmarch
> Not amazing
lad
AT LEAST HE'S TAKING IT WELL!
>tfw no fight to the death event
stupid human rights
It's not a sport it's a form of torcher. It doesn't need to be it's own event, just roll it in with marathon.
>Torcher
>torcher
Eaten too much warm ham today?
torture*
Is there any money in racewalking? Not being funny but it's about the only sport I'm good at, and there can't be very many people actually doing it so it would be easy (comparatively) to make it.
Just got in lads how many golds did we get tonight?
Sheeit, I'm knackered lads. Up at 5.30am
>torcher
bump
I AM GONNA MISS CHEERING AGAINST YOU
BRITS IN THE TRACK CYCLING THREADS
>making jokes
If you ever need to bump just post a Laura Trott pic
Do we have anyone in the high jump?
Someone get this lad's ham in the fridge
yes
we're in all these tonight
doubt we'll win much though
Yes, but she is useless. Not even meme magic can help her.
Oh shit I'm going first, thanks for reminding me
Yup
Are our brave boys and girls going to beat the Chinks lads?
>british athletics
>only medal chance is a somalian called muhammed
I will miss you too swede shitposter of good luck
Gotta have something to show from the empire lad
kindly fuck off
probably, to be quite honest
Muhammed is the most popular name in GB. It's Quintessentially British.
"Will he have enough energy to take a penalty?"
Please..
Semen slurping sport
Will the crowd genuinely murder people if Germany win?
I want that to happen
The german fans are so outnumbered they're probably fucking terrified
Seriously such faggy players
They do not deserve to be at the same Olympics as based Diniz.
Also fuck off changing the fucking channel.
>China will finish above the UK
Bottling in the taekwondo didn't help
Great pen
>germany wins
>brazillian fans flood onto the pitch
>by morning the german team is cat food
Did they just win one?
They need FOUR golds, or three golds and six silver medals
That was just the diving right, which they were expected to win.
We're on 26, they're on 24.
Fucks sake. Remind me why we ever leave anything up to the krauts
BASED nerman
victory for the good guys
Germany will be SEETHING because they know Olympic football is not that important but everyone else will act like it is.
The absolute state of the catalog. Good to be comfy in here. Its nearly #motime
Will Mo perform?
Mo is pretty dependable, always produced on the big stage before.
What if those kenyans and ethiopians try to use tactics to fuck him over