You have 21 seconds to explain why you don't like the most popular, best selling...

You have 21 seconds to explain why you don't like the most popular, best selling, highest streaming number 1 artist of our time?

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He's not black
He's not female
Fantano and p4k haven't told me too

because his beady eyes are very unsettling

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this is why patricians kno

drake tho

GIIIIIINNNGGEEEERRRR

His music is so surface. feels so weak and empty. I just can't take it seriously

just because i like sucking other guys dicks doesn't mean i have to listen to faggot music too

all his songs sound the dang same

never listened to anything he has done.

I actually like that he's so popular because it gives me a little hope that an average 5/10 guy can become so popular with roasties through his music and not just his appearance/persona like so many other male artists with a predominantly female fan base.

Same. He's a less talented less attractive John Mayer. He's also a manlet with stupid hair and can't sing. He's a great confidence boost.

>mechanix
shitty name & sucks i cant' listen to that

>the 4 horsemen
it says semen the four hor-semen xD i like that

>less talented
>can't sing
So why is he so far more popular than that other guy?

Because lots of marginally talented people achieve popularity

>ed sheeran more popular than john mayer

are you even living with us?

yeah but one band is a group of talentless thieves and one has dave mustang da dawd

>knocked off Billboard #1 by Migos & Lil Uzi Vert

America is so cucked lmao

>Lil Uzi Vert

What the fuck does that even mean?

I liked some of the stuff he's made in the past (mostly on +) but he's really been going entirely into generic pop trash, which is sad.

I don't listen to the radio so i'm just looking at the youtube views which shows that ed sheeren is vastly more popular, with one song at a billion views whilst mayers most popular song is a cover at 50 million. Are you just fucking with me here?
Then what did mayers do wrong since he's more attractive and can actually sing?

I've never heard of this person nor his music

Manlet
Dude, muh 2nd amendment
He stands up most of the time

If you live in North America or Europe then you are lying

I live in NA and I am not lying

I don't listen to the radio or watch television if that helps

Or use youtube, social media or the internet?

>Plays acoustic guitar
>Not bluegrass or folk

his wonky eye scares me

You have not heard these two songs?

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I use social media and the internet but never came across this guy's music

can't say I have, no

not my kind of music anyways

his best song

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>not my kind of music anyways
Not mine either but I'm not living under a rock

I don't see the problem if I don't like his music regardless

you seem a bit upset, sorry to have angered you

i unironically like the a team but everything after that (including the rest of that album ) was corny or bad

This is pretty forgettable, why so popular?

>beta nu-male
>puts pussy on pedestal
>grovels at their feet
>British
>cries a lot
>strums basic-bitch acoustic guitar chords
>raps the way junior high school girls rap (which makes them identify with it)
>lyrics are junior-high-school-boy-tier corny/sappy

He is purely middle/high-school-girl-core. There is little to no musicianship or substance of any kind involved. I'm not a 16 year old girl, so music designed specifically to tug at that demographic's heartstrings does nothing for me. The question is OP, why do you like him, and are you even legally allowed to post here?

holy shit,
i heard the first one a few years ago
i legit thought the singer must've been black

because he's the musical equivalent of drinking lukewarm water in a drafty room

>I don't see the problem if I don't like his music regardless
I'm not talking about liking something, but rather simply knowing it.

>you seem a bit upset, sorry to have angered you
Because I don't believe you. Next thing you're going to tell me you have never heard Taylor Swift.

oh I've heard of Taylor Swift yes

because he's a
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He seems like a nice guy desu

Bob Dylan rolling in his grave.

I think he's cute

He performed an obscene rap for me on my birthday and I'll never forgive him for it

>good because he's popular
>good because he sells

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user is obviously pulling our legs. desu, you summed up why he's so popular, he's an emotive singer that people can identify with because he's kinda ugly and lower class, he feels, in a way, reachable, unlike John Mayer who though technically better and more attractive, doesn't feel like an icon representative of the majority.

Mayer is a great guitarist but his music is shite, worse than Sheeran's and to a much smaller demographic

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Yeah, he's surprisingly talented but he music is so forgettable (Meyer). At this point he's more known for his dbag personality towards women he's dated

I have no clue who the fuck this person is

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His music is so fucking overproduced, he can make a basic, fine song sound like utter shit

Because the average person has shit taste, which means that half the people have taste even worse than that.

Being popular literally only relies on getting a patron who can get you advertising
AnCo could be played on the radio if they signed with someone who was determined to make them famous for money.

grandma music

I don't like British people

Only female vapid pop is patrician on Sup Forums.

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