OFFICIAL OAKLAND ATHLETICS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

Detwiler vs Sale.

What can possibly go wrong tonight.

First pitch 6:10PM CST.

Everything can and everything will

>already on page 5
Page 10 here we come.

Abroo dong, barely

Of course I miss it.

>stone jinxing Sale
RIP

Josavior!

Holy shit, another run.

Arigatou carlos san

Timmaaaahhh

TIMMAY

Why bunting?

Probably to catch the defense napping. I don't think it was gonna work anyway.

>tfw birthday all my gf had a whole day of surprises
>last surprise was taking me to this game
>get to my row and my parents who live in Michigan are here

God damn I love her. Go Sox!

have fun

Nice. At least it wasn't last night's game.

Thanks melkman!

>sox puppet shenanigans

>roleplaying on broadcast
pls

Less horrible than the product on the field

>hold on babe I gotta tell my anonymous weeb friends about my day

>He doesn't hold unknown internet fellow weebs in high regards

>more fucking runs

Melkman!

Wow offense.

>Nurse gets brought in the 9th anyway
>blows it
>4th time he denies sale a win

>page 8
wew

>sox win on my 30th birthday.

We did it Reddit

Don't jinx it.

Holy fuck I didn't even realize sale threw 120

Why?

One. Fucking. Job.

Nate...

One FUCKING. Job.

Goddamn it Nate come on

This is all your fault

FINALLY SALE GETS A WIN

WINNAH

jeezus Christ Nate

Based Sale finally gets 15