Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers Gamethread: Rain Rain, Go Away Edition

They just pulled back the tarp, seems the game will start soon.

Pomeranz versus some detroit guy idk who tf it is tbqh

>pitching inside to Ortiz
>ever

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>PEDtiz
not even once familia

wow rude

As we wait for the Rain Delay to fully end, here's a stream of the O's versus the Astros, who are currently up by 4

strikeout co/baseball/395616/2/baltimore-orioles-vs-houston-astros-live-stream-online.html

>8:30 estimated start time

fug another half hour to kill

I just got back from cooking dinner for my wife's son. What'd I miss?

rain delay

and the Eternal 4th placers are getting btfo right now

PAPI
A
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if my friend texts me and wants to go out tonight with these girls i am going to kill myself and liveblog it in this thread

Is Detroits gift the worst one yet? Which gift was the best one?

Girls are a cute!

A cute!

Seattle's gifts were weird but really good.

But probably the Doyers, 20k to his charity/foundation is an actual gift worth a damn.

i like dates but they will want to go to some bar and i hate drinking and smoking unless it's alone watching baseball in my room

Ask the bartender if you can drink in the janitor closet at the bar!

It will be just like you are room!

hey thank you i appreciate this advice do you have any pics of the good gymnast girl (aly)

I dunno lol.

please check your device's file browser and let me know

Sorry I have no pictures on this you are device.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GAME.

IT IS LIKE 2 FIFTY EIGHT THIRTY IN THE MORNING.

that's aly

i told them to start now

wtf i love ayybar now

Why does Papi try to bunt?

David Ortizs gift was like something u find at Christmas tree shop

Should have been that grand slam ball

>hanley

you idiot you were supposed to get a hit

>Joe castig talking about living in a van

thanks for not making the boy work very hard we will all appreciate a quick game tonight

People really jumped on Pomeranz' throat way too quickly after the trade. He's been pretty good with us and has only gotten better per start.

Score runs please.

whats the point of not starting Leon?

I dont know why people were surprised things were rough going the first couple of games. Been better than Price

Yo nintendo is the real fucking deal, kid has amazing discipline for a youngster

Well, I think it was that people overreacted to Espinoza being traded in that morons grappled onto the whole "top ranked prospect" who they've never seen play and immediately assumed he was the next Pedro.

So people set the bar ridiculously high for Pomeranz.

hows one pitch man doing tonight lads

he didn't learn any other pitches

he's one pitching the heck outa these guys right now

>0-2
>another curveball
LEARN A NEW PITCH

XANDER GOT A HIT AS THEY SHOWED THIS

BASED
A
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E
D

lol remy

Why don't they do shit like THIS more often?

That's informative and useful.

Instead they have Lyons come in and make dumbass comments and dumbshit polls.

Time for a grand salami

>bases loaded

time to be disappointed

>bases loaded
>no outs

NO WAIT IVE SEEN THIS EPISODE BEFORE

sac fly & gidp

And talk about eating food

I did enjoy that

fuqq u mookie

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>GIDP
yup

but they at least scored 1 i guess

please do something jackie

Happy Ellen is best Ellen.

goddamnit

Pomeranz you shitter

DAMMIT

we can't lose this game. its not happening

why does he allow so many dingers

>win like a billion games in the past two weeks
>we cannot lose this game ugh

>we can't lose this game. its not happening
>1-1
>talking about losing

The fuck happened to Red Sox fans over the last few years jesus christ I swear you're all a bunch of pink hats now

because literally all you have to do is sit on a curveball and wait for him to inevitably throw you one

what the fuck are you talking about? being hyper critical and freaking out over the slightest failures is quintessential Red Sox/Boston sports fandom.

le only hits dingers when he ever gets a hit man!

Ok now score runs please

Yeah since the won their last series maybe

>get shut down by two meh pitcher
>knock around Fulmer though

i dont get this

>win a gorillion championships since 2000
>still being hypercritical and whining faggots

UMPBALL

FUCK THESE UMPS

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It started after we finally won and all the pink hats pretended to be die hard fans

Boyd has been pretty good lately. Don't let the cumulative numbers fool you.

Don't even get me FUCKING STARTED ON CANADIANS

Boyd has been great since the ASB

I don't know anything else, I'm 23

>ignoring the correlation between taking home titles and being a high-pressure city to play in

Boston is a brutal place to play sports and we weed out the pussies who can't handle it

well id didnt know that, but we should still be beating up on Norris

Based Hill, the anti-shaw/anti-sandofatass because he doesn't commit errors.

What happened to based brads meme magic toiletbros?

I barely post them anymore due to not being home sometimes and the other times people get mad at me for posting them.

I posted like three in a 20 minute span yesterday and some red sox fan bitched at me.

Magic is gone my friend

this tigers commentator loves to talk about "adjustments"

everything is an adjustment

Story time of one of my fondest memories of the best season in baseball history.

>be 14 year old me
>laying on my mexican gf's parents bed with her messing around
>watching the red sox game on their TV
>more interested in the game than my gf (she was in her mothers lingerie)
>she finds this funny
>11th inning sweating my fucking ass off because baseball was my fucking world and I wanted the sox to break the curse more than anything
>then THIS happens
youtu.be/62o_jXvJd0o

Fucking remember it like it happened yesterday, I could tell you the color of the fucking drapes in that room, I jumped all over the fucking place.

God I love this fucking team

Which one, Rod Allen or Mario?

We have some pretty ass television guys, but our radio guys are pretty good.

OMFG

LARGE FATHER

please don't retire

THE LARGE FATHER!!!

YOU

DONT

PITCH

HIM

INSIDE

BASED FUCKING PAPI

>Papi is out of his slump finally

Yeah!

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BASE LAUGHING FATHER

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just sayin

he's gonna go ape shit in this last month

what color were the drapes in the room

I know I'm just a butthurt faggot but doesn't it seem just a little fishy how a near 41 year old is still this good?

rip
rip
rip

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Did you fuck her I gots to know

At least it is almost cfb season

New fag plebe here can I get a stream?

light brown with a dark blue outline, slightly darker than the dresser that was right in front of them

Actually no, he's consistently been a 30 HR, 100 RBI guy for the last decade.

And he doesn't really have to do anything other than hit.

He's always been a tremendously skilled hitter.

>get to hear more cleveland fans talk shit about us

t-thanks boston

really makes you combobulate
trips confirm running away into retirement

>Its a Hanley misses on a pitch right down the middle

How?

Even better, she fucked me. She was sexually aggressive as fuck and I was just a boy