German humor thread

German humor thread

Germans tell your best jokes and the rest of the world will judge them

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What do you call an Boomerang that doesn't fly back?


Stick.

>What do you call an Boomerang that doesn't fly back?

Broken Boomerang.

What a shitty punchline, you deserve to be punished for that.

>German humor thread
>Hardly any posts

Most jokes are shit anyway.

Stories can be fun, situational jokes might be fun, narrative style can make something funny, but jokes are mostly lame.

agree, oven is prepared Hans.

>What do you call a german who's daughter is dating a jew?

A sauerkraut

A negro steps into a milk bar.

The bus is gone.

ich kapiers nicht.

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*starts WW3*

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>milk bar
Wtf
Is this the 1800s?

LOL

So Erwin Rommel, Bernard Montgomery and Duke Leto Atreides walk into a bar.
youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

Wait I think I get it, the bus is disguised as the milk bar so it were to trick the negro and send him some place else?

Best one

How do you call a pedophile in a birthroom?

Le spawntrapper.

Ayyyy

Explain