Install tinder

>install tinder
>set location to olympic village
>acquire olympic gf

oh shit

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The Jamaican sprinting team has fucked them all already.

>MARIA

>*c[BLANK]a dick
What does t say?!

Can suck a dick?
Can't suck a dick?
Canadians suck a dick?
Cars movie suck a dick?

Don't be a dick

i wish there was a video on this

Is that Fu?

based dutchbro

get nudes from them all bro

DELET THIS

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Is this real?

How has no one added teardrops to this one yet?

Find her Tinder profile.

Oh wait you can't because she's not a slut

You would have to search woman seeking man

No it's because OP has his filter on women only

Someone tell me this was shoped

Post more tinders of Olympic waifus.

Is this real or memeing? Anyhow can someone change Tinder location like that? I'm asking for reasons.

VPN probably works

shes so pure :3c

GPS spoofing, google it

Tinder Plus Joao.

I think he's using Tinder plus

Sail the red seas Dutch user.

>B-b-but she's autistic just like me

Lol no she's getting smashed by 10/10 chads every night

actually 16

Post more

I've done it, not recommended.

where the black sprinters at

what the fuck is tinder

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The place you go when you want to remove all doubt that nobody wants to fuck you

>app
is just like pokemon go
you try to catch some monsters
but actually has some happy ending

DELETE THIS

SHE IS PURE AND WILL BE MINE

Sorry m8 she's a massive slut

Bolt is fucking her right now.

>tfw matched with half Asian qt

What do I say bros

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It is most likely a fake account. Fu returned to China a long time ago, and probably isn't active on Tinder anyway.

Man why do so many half asians turn out so weird? Am I the only one who turned out looking normal?

It doesn't matter. She's not gonna respond anyway

She's no qt cute, bro

>toyoda

never been more triggered

>bragging about a toyota

>qt
You have low standards my friend

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Subtle bait, nice.

But I do agree. I think hafus always look derpy. I will never understand the obsession with Maria Ozawa. There are countless full Japanese AV girls who are many times more beautiful than her.

When did you move from Finland lad?

at least it looks like she has money

>College starts Monday
>I'm going to end the semester even lonelier than when I started like always

WAKE ME UP

>what are fake profiles

wew laddie, I wonder how many dumb tourists have been tricked by this scam and got robbed in rio

canadians do suck dick so she's a 10 by default.

what do i say, make it as meme as possible

Favelados aren't that smart.

>yellowlaughingmemeballguy.jpeg

AUSTRALIA DOES IT AGAIN

Ask her why her uncle only scores against memes

She's already had dozens of guys better and smartee. Why would she even entertain you?

>Ibrahimovic
kek

Lets swap places, You be Aachen and I'll be the French Girl ;)

Can I penetrate you like you did Ligue 1?

Help, can't figure out her last name.

eyyo

can't decide between these 2, which one do i send

send embryo

They're all fake accounts bro.

This is kinda fucked up. A 16 year old is trying to have random sex in another country? What a dumb bitch

>catch monsters

That's me on Tinder, all right

If this is not a joke, it's the most fedora virgin supreme gentlepost of all time.

She is pretty low tier hafu desu, but shes the only one in the game.

if you spend a bit of time on there you'll know which ones are real and which are fake.

t. someone who meets up with Tinder sluts

I mean in Brazil you don't really have much other choice m8.

>you'll never stay in the village

r8 my only Tinder match

>hurr ur name is ibralamadamadingongovic imma make a le football joke

I'm SURE she will be MIGHTY pleased by your creative wit

I know a very qt German/Japanese hafu in my hometown, I can't remember her name to post a photo but she's damn pretty to say the least

absolute madman

Tinder thread?

Idk I'm Japanese American so I guess my mindset it different but--I suppose Japanese-Japanese guys just think the hafu thing is exotic, but Maria Ozawa is seriously like 6.5 and its an industry with many 8s and 9s.

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>t. someone who meets up with Tinder sluts
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU DIE. I HOPE YOU NEVER FIND HAPPINESS YOU FUCKING CHAD. I HATE YOU. I HATE EVERYONE LIKE YOU. I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN FOR YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE LIKE YOU TO DIE.

>6%

O.O

trap/10

wasn't even my joke, dude.

i'm not even attractive, i look kinda plebish desu
it's just knowing what to say and picking the right pictures

kuso kurae

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I'm the same lad. I've been in the Netherlands for two weeks now and I've got 31 matches.

whoa i fucked up real hard with the replies

>tfw got matched with thicc jamaican but too beta to say anything

zitto animale

I bet you've had sex too

t.Pekka Soumilainen

This girl is a dyke anyway

>Implying you are attractive and tall

tell her
"en ce moment je parierais que tu t'imagines deja qu'tu suce ma bite au rythme des coups de fouet de mes couilles sur ta gueule"
Guaranteed a response

>ma bite
3 years learning french in HS paid off

I actually thought she was more popular with foreigners tbhl.

I don't have any western traits at all.