What's troubling you, Sup Forums? Go ahead. I'm listening

What's troubling you, Sup Forums? Go ahead. I'm listening.

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I have a problem with Beast in the new Xmen movies. He looks like a little fucboi

Well Doc, I'm not having enough kino in my life

>tfw he's getting old
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Kelsey looks great here, plus hes republican so he'll live a long time

I waited eight years to ask a woman out and now she's getting fat.

Well doc, I really don't know what to do with my tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

"Fat" or "plump" because there is a difference nigga

I lost everything.
>job
>car
>apartment
>now living with my old man at 26
How will I ever get my life back?

I was diagnosed with capekino disorder a few years ago and I think I have become addicted to it.

I guess what I'm asking is, was it rape?

least you got a clean slate to start fresh

I just feel like a fucking failure t b h
I'm not usually a depressive person, but goddamn.

i live alone in a shitty apartment with 2 cats working every single day at a shitty chinese restaurant where i'm bossed around in Chinese every 30 seconds making 7 dollars an hour. I have lost all of my old friends and I don't party anymore. I have absolutely no good friends aside from a few assholes I cannot stand and I have no hobbies. Every night I come home from work I just aimlessly browse the internet until 5am. I'm at least 30 pounds over weight and I'm going bald now which takes a gigantic blow to my self-image.

I used to be a mirthful, charismatic handsome guy. I used to be a popular and well liked, good looking guy just 3 fucking years ago. i'm a fucking mess now. i've turned into a slobby weird hermit. i'm the living result of someone who's been on Sup Forums for 10 years every day. i'm only 26. i just feel like a fucking loser.

every day is a waste.

you know you'll get past it eventually. I dont know what else to say famm

psychology can only really solve upper-middle class problems, why don't you try being rich?

I hope something bad didn't happen to you that you had to leave your job and that you can find a new one.
You're gonna make it user.

Hey you're doing better than me. Chin up and do something about it. Run a few laps everyday and get a decent haircut. Start working on yourself and don't give up famalam.

The point is she was amazing I mean she was the kind of thin that only Europeans get (well, used to get).

Been there, done that. Just get a new job and things will turn for the better, any job, you gotta start somewhere.

Simple but reassuring. Thanks family

Thanks brehs

that's the thing. i've been telling myself to shape up (not just physically) every day for a whole year. not to brag on the internet anonymously, but i actually am a pretty good looking and charming guy. i used to get laid a lot. i feel like i've lost it all. i met up with a fucking 17 year old girl with severe daddy issues on tinder and even she told me to fuck off. i don't feel like myself anymore. i know i have to get my marshmellow ass into shape, which would help a lot with my self-consciousness about my balding hair. and find another job and go back to school.
barren loneliness and 0 companionship really holds me back. i hope i change my pointless routines in life one day.

I live in my mom's basement wasting my talents playing video games and eating Twinkies all day.

>but i actually am a pretty good looking and charming guy
>fat and balding

You just gotta get your mojo back user. I was like that for awhile. I'm like you good looking charming and all that shit. I say start with exercising. Hell I don't have a job at that moment but that dosn't mean I'm gonna sit on my ass and get out of shape. I run 3 miles every morning and hit up the gym. The point is when you feel healthy physically you'll be healthy mentally. JUST do it.

I hate people and I think I'm asexual.

>Describing yourself as "charming"

I think we all know that's a lie.

Ask your mom. :^)

supportive posts only pls

I worked four years at elementary school. I recently moved 700 kilometers away to start at university.

The last few days I have been missing some of the kids and colleagues so much that it really tears me up. I had adjusted a fine life for myself in there.

This too shall pass.

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noting really ATM...

sometimes I stay up too late shitposting or playing WoT so I'm a little tired when I go to work.

idk, i can just substitute actual happiness with future funk.
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My partner of 3 years cheated on me back in December

3 months later she was crying saying that she still loved me and wanted to try again

We fucked, she then told me she has another boyfriend and she felt fucking stupid for cheating on him too

I've blocked all contact from her since then but everything surrounding her has just made me feel bitter about how I dealt with the whole scenario.

I have a new girlfriend now who is lovely, but I'm pretty sure I've said my ex's name during sex a few times and it's pretty bad.

>i can just substitute actual happiness with future funk.
My mudda fuggin nigga
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You need to give yourself a break from dating user. Just fuck around for a few months. We live to learn senpai

>using Sup Forums
There's your problem.

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Well, my dad had to move in with me, my brother's a neat freak who's married to a crazy person and my coworker's are a gay,a stealth gay, a slut and a trekkie

JUST scramble my eggs up f,am

I've been lifting for 2 whole weeks and I've yet to see any sick gains

You're never gonna make it user

IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

Its not about the gains. Its about having something to autism over and fight people on the web about

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I have mercury poisoning and chronic constipation, OCD and like a million other things wrong with me.

It's like impossible to get the mercury out.

Now THIS sounds like a good show
I'd watch it

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>mercury poisoning
How? Did you accidentally pour it on yourself?

Anyways, here's some music to take your mind off it
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>blocked her number

Good deal, fampai. She sounds like a nut job. It's hard breaking away from fucking someone you're familiar with, but you have to for your own sake.

>those digits
>private caller

i am already in the

V I R T U A L ////// P L A Z A

it feels like I have a hole in my gut and weights upon my shoulders.

Mercury filings
My body cannot detoxify that shit and it's causing me a million problems and running my life.

The only reason I'm doing it is to boost my shitposting stamina

MAKE VAPORWAVE GREAT AGAIN

There's nothing like shitposting and fapping after you've taken 3 scoops of preworkout.

>Mercury filings
How'd you get those inside you? Or are you talking about mercury FILLINGS like in your teeth?

no one cares

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Yes teeth

I had them removed but something is wrong with my genetics and I cannot detoxify the mercury.

It's ruined my life.

become a supervillian

Never approached a girl and when I imagine myself doing that it goes something like "heeey precious, how is your day going? what are you reading? haha sounds awesome!" even if I fucking know better.

Also not enough baneposting. Retrospectively at it's peak baneposting had granted me some of the best moments of my life but I always took it for granted, thinking that it would go on forever. Yet i just can't help to think that the fire dwindles. Also you now realize that plane scene and DS are from the same universe

Indeed!

the internet is ruining my life also, the 'iprocrastinate podcast' may be interesting to you. Specifically the existentialism episodes.

Well cracka I think you need to get up off yo white ass, man up and aks her to marry you

I just graduated from college and my girlfriend of four years dumped me and I got jumped and had to move back home and now I can't find a job and I don't talk to any of my old friends because I'm so embarrassed of admitting I kinda have been failing life so I just watch shitty horror movies and cancelled sitcoms all day
I used to be a Chad, now I'm skinny and unsocial

What.

It's all downhill from there. There's 11 seasons of this shit.

this hurts my very soul

>another one on the way

Are they even his?

>those eyes

TAKE ME TO THE RIVER

You're not asexual, you just don't want to fuck girls you're capable of pulling.

You don't hate people, they hate you.

There, i just saved you thousands in therapy.

I'm fucking allergic to everything I love (pets, trees, grass, food, milk and so on). I haven't had sex for 4 years, I've tried several times, but my mind is just all over the place - its a huge blow to my confidence. I also suffer from severe depression and anxiety, so that doesn't help either. My looks has also deteriorated these last few years; huge black circles under my eyes, my skin is constantly filled with various rashes. Maybe that has something to do with my alcohol consumption, which is also pretty bad these days. At least I've started lifting, so I've gotten some gains. I know its not that bad compared to others in this thread, but jesus fucking christ, I feel like shit.

I got my funding cut for the PhD program I was in and had to move away from the best friends I've ever made and now I'm literally friendless, gfless and am thinking of making a pipe gun and seriously ending it.

I got a nice house for a year since my parents left

I might drink myself to death

>tfw 27 never had any of those things

DS?

I've graduated from college and I'm desperately looking for a job. On top of that, I've never had a gf and I want one badly, but I won't really be able to do that unless I get out of my mom's house.