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Last night, I found an AMA thread posted by "Japanese girl". The op seemed to abandoned the thread and didn't post any replies at all. So I answered the questions while I'm a middle aged guy. Sorry, folks.

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kek, that's pretty cute of you.

夏休みで日本へ旅行する予定で、そういうスレを書き込んでみるかも

返事がいくらだったか?

worse than hitler

So...do you have a boyfriend?

>lying on the internet
don't be shy, I know you're a little girl.


I was planning to use this picture
女の子よりもおっさんのAMAに興味を持っている

hola

早く中国行け

大勢の男の子たちが情熱的なリプライをくれました。

I couldn't stop laughing out loud while answering questions. On the other hand I felt really guilty. So I stopped posting.

Speak to my nigga peru like that again and i'll peel your cap, dump jap

Do you love Japan?
91% of Japanese answered Yes.
news.careerconnection.jp/?p=30770

my neighbour had this at home... i wonder how much electricity it consumed.

100% Yes

タイ国旗の蛆虫が苦しんで死にますように

thank you, but we don't have a strong leader like Putin.

...

D, danke.

It was very sinful deed. I'd never do that.

I sometimes wonder what is is like to be fucked in pussy.

まじか。スーパービジネスマンとか何かに秀でたおっさんなら面白そうだけど、、、

I got it. I don't like certain aspects of my culture including the sick work ethic either.

>School Expenses
>799,760 yen (for 1 year)
>1,157,940 yen (for 1.5 years)
I'm gonna need a job.

>I'm gonna need a job.
really? you need a job? its like thats how normal people make money to live. fucking neet

>11k euros
>prep school average expenses
I don't know in Australia, but here you don't have to sell an organ to pay school fees.
I simply don't work all year round, thus don't make that much right now, hell all my savings amount up to 6k euros at best.

>what is it like to be fucked in pussy.
it's probably a very lewd feeling.

its an international program
you don't get government benefits
its for rich people who can afford it.
have you looked at the international fees for your schools im sure its much more expensive than what you will need to pay.
look up sister unis and exchange programs its the cheapest way to do it

for example kyoto-u.ac.jp/en/education-campus/international/students1/program/list_of_univ.html
has two sister Italian schools if you look up your uni or the uni you want to go to im sure you can find a nip school that is friends with them.

>tfw commonwealth pays school fees and you pay them back with tax
>tfw australia wants us to study in Asia and grants students more money to study in asian school programs

What are some underrated, yet still useful Japanese words?

関東人キモいな~

I'm starting to try learn how tostart saying short sentences. As an example, If I were to say something like 'アよりよいじかん' to mean in English 'a better time', does this make sense? I used ア for the a since I don't think it's possible in hiragana otherwise it'd just say 'better time'?

I thought uni were free in italy.

wut?

>kyoto-u.ac.jp/en/education-campus/international/students1/program/list_of_univ.html
As I thought it's probably all for unis in the north. I'll try checking again other unis' sties, maybe there's something for unis in the center too.
So much for being from the capital, meh.

Only if you're from a broke-ass tier family and have jobless parents. It goes by percentage otherwise, it's still affordable though (average 1k for public uni).

I guess so too.

西日本人にdisられても屁とも思わん。

西日本というか大阪だろ

all you are baka BAKA

時間 is more a period of time or duration
a is implied and ア does not mean a in english they are just the same sound.
also what do you mean by a better time?
懐かしい means nostalgic or something missed it can be a transliteration of a better time.
>oh that was a much better time
>natsukashidane
>懐かしだね
or do you mean
>ahh its not the best time for this could you come back at a better time.
>良い時じゃないから、もっとより良い時来てください。
can a jap check this? i think this is right but i may be wrong.

Yeah as in referring to be nostalgic over something. I guess the implication of a makes sense too. Just realised I posted this in the wrong thread too oops.

はい、 に行くよ

I would prefer Abe

はーい、行ってきます!

トランプが司法長官(?)を罷免したそうだけどアメリカって三権分立してないの?
アホ国家じゃん

いってらっしゃいお兄ちゃん!!がんばったね!

司法長官て日本でいえば法務大臣なんでは?

司法長官が法廷で法衣を着て審理するわけじゃないっしょ。

recommend me a book to read

new ip... i dont trust you
you should get a trip

yeah, Abe-chan is a great leader.
I love him, too.(っ*´3`*c)

In what language?

any language

家の前の通りの電灯がLEDに変わって前より明るくなった

Holy Bible KJV

白いLED?

安倍ちゃんは言葉が美しくて「さすが山口の貴公子さま」と惚れ惚れするんだが、英語だと「紳士的」な感覚は無い感じ?
現政権にいい翻訳家がいればいいが

司法長官なら完全に行政所属じゃん

if japan is so perfect , why you dont want to have a kid? why you dont want for you kid to enjoy a japanese lifestyle?

うん。自宅の玄関は夜中は暗くてドアの鍵穴が見難かったが、明るくなって見やすくなった。

前に何で安倍総理は人気あるの?って質問あったけど
長州ブランドについて説明すると長くなるので個人的な魅力以上を伝えるのは難しかった
松下村塾とか父親や祖父の人気も背負ってるのでJFK的な人気もあるんだよな

そうです。
夜で自動的に電気をつけるタイプですか?

行政所属じゃなくて行政の長だ。内閣総理大臣が法務大臣を罷免したら三権分立を侵したことになるか?なるわけない。裁判官を罷免したらなる。

幼女戦記

JFKに失礼やろ。

日本で理想的とされる美人

自動ではないです
人が玄関に近づくと玄関の電灯がつく家は増えていますが、私の家は昔のままで道路の電灯が頼りです

Why aren't the Japanese posters asleep?

自分は男だけど、その人には興味ない

Because I work from evening to midnight. Working in midnight makes your nerves excited and hard to fall asleep.

日本人らしいじゃないと思います。
ちょっとフランス人っぽいな顔だ。

>nerves excited
ドキドキね~私とセクスするの?

こういう言い回しだと「性的に興奮してる」っていう意味になるの?
神経が昂ぶって眠れなくなるんやで。

What is your job? Also checked

I'm a clerk in a clinic. It opens till midnight.

だまれ、ホモ奴

any funny story about people with stuff stuck in their butt?

Art of the Deal by Donald J Trump

It's only 20:11 here

趣味の悪いやつが勝手に日本の理想を語る図

Fortunately no lol
But weird people often come and I talk about them with other clerks or a nurse.

冗談でした。ごめん
日本人は笑うできないな~。
nerves being excited it them being stimulated, so it can be used sexually i guess. but in your case no it means that you are too stimulated/ awake to sleep.

からかってるの?

理想のタイプ

Just brought Conan Exiles
I hope this game is as good as the other conan and not just ark/rust naked run simulator

ladyboy?

What kind of weird people?

nah, it has an ovary.

germans probably

fuck off kid. no one would think you are funny. just stop posting.

ああ、stimulatedの方が良かったのか。

> 日本人は笑うできないな~
I'm autistic desu

why are Canadians always so butthurt. you are always so pissy.

Mainly angry people who verbally abuse clerks or nurses. I'm the only one guy in the workplace except the doctor, so I deal with them.

完璧さ。どうして姫カットが完璧なの?!
ちなみに、君は姫カットを持つ女の子を知っていますか?

i don't know if its better but i would say
>working to midnight is very stimulating so its hard to fall asleep.
i don't hear people reference nerves unless it relates to touch or pain.

Your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?

So, drunk people?

看護師はかわいいですか?

Thanks for the advice. It'd be better because you are an English speaker. I directly translated the Japanese phrase to English. But it didn't make sense.

No. Patients who got pissed for the long waiting time.

可愛い/きれいな看護師もいます。

>可愛い/きれいな看護師もいます。
よかった
実は俺は病気だったら治療としてめちゃくちゃなセックスが居るよ

ははは。セックスは健康にいいが、病気の時はゆっくり休んだ方がいいぞ。

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夕食を食べる
じゃあまたね

>可愛い/きれいな看護師もいます。
いいね

わざと病気になるのもダメだろう
多分本当に立派な人になるしかあない


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