9gag has an olympic medallist and we don't

What went so wrong? Is there really not a single medallist or even an olympian among us?

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But im neymar ;)

but im neuer ;)

I'm Usain Bolt's gf ;)

Fuck you then

But I'm Higuain...

REEEEEEEEEE

Ok then, prove it faggots

Mo Farah here

Salam brothers!

Ryan Lochte here.

Im Sven Bender

will Sup Forums EVER recover?

to bad our frog shooters can't participate in the Olympics since they are all dead or arrested already

H-hi guys

>neuer
>olympic medal

how?

>Sup Forums
>athletes

wew

Bob Costas here

>implying Phelps doesn't shitpost in /nba/

Thanks for leaving me in a Brazilian police station you cunt

>implying i can't swim

only retarded pigs like you shitpost in generals m8

Hey, this Katie Ledecky from the USA womens' swim team!

i have a medal but hues will booo me

Booooooo

but we friends.
arent we?

We only keep booing if you call us nazis

Now that the Olympics are pretty much over, absolutely. Frenchmen will never get any hatred in this country, we love you guys.

its ok we have TayTay

She fucked Kanye West, there was video evidence.

we friends cause we both niggas

Imgur has an Olympic medallist, also.

imgur.com/gallery/2iSAO

but i am ivana spanovic

what sport?

Swimming, he's Clement Mignon

you can't even beat youth teams, you really suck

>implying he can speak english

>Beats

>9fag
>beats
>wireless headphones
>Bronze
>French

Dude weed lmao
t. me, Michael Phelps

Usain Bolt here.

But i did

Usain Bolt here.

last night I bronce medal your banana?

This is cringe as fuck, they are successful people, they should realize the kind of lame humor they have.
>lol a banana XD
Maybe the autism is what made them so dedicated, so they can achieve all those things

>9gag has an olympic medallist and we don't

9gag is a normalfag website, Olympic athletes are normalfags, not hard to figure out why that site "has" an Olympic medalist

>Maybe the autism is what made them so dedicated, so they can achieve all those things

Normalfags have a "lame" sense of humor, that's why the minions are popular m8

nothing autistic about that, actually the complete opossite

Taking a picture of an object next to a random object is a decent way to verify authenticity, since it isn't likely that you'll find another picture of an olympic medal next to a banana.
On /o/, when someone has an expensive or rare car, it is obligatory for the person making the claim to post a picture of it with bread on the hood. As dumb as it sounds, it's surprisingly effective.

dickbutt is not even a 9gag meme

>Is there really not a single medallist or even an olympian among us?

That would require leaving the house.

I heard Patricia Mamona browses Sup Forums

Hey, Antoine Griezmann here. Just in London for my medical with a certain team. ;) see you soon Sup Forumsartans! 18-1 haha :)

How do we know if they're not just participation medal ?

lol this, i just noticed that.

god i hate when they claim they own every meme

who told you that?

>google participation medal to see if I can find any similarities
>someone already sold theirs on ebay
kek

Im Paula Paretto

Yeah I'm sure they're an avid user and those headphones being there is pure coincidence

yo i had to give those assholes my money.

Sup Forums is banned for doping

we would've had one if messi wasn't an autist and competed in football

Anthony Fantano here

But I'm here :(

>pic related

jason kenny here just got done banging laura shit was mint AF ;)

wasnt there some fat nigger that played for texans that browsed on here?

practice squad nfl player > bronze medal olympian

oh please not this site. this site is worse than reddit or 9gag

Which olympics was that?

Hello guys !

Because only losers browse this site.

>Millennials winning olympic medals

Btw, implying Lochte isn't a polack kek

special olympics

I'm only 83kg away from the 94kg snatch world record :'(

muori pezzo di merda

the banana is used to give you an idea about the size of the medal you fucking mongoloid

I fucked a medal-winning olympian. Does that count?

Wew 9gag, were All friends here

to be fair, "banana for scale" is an imgur meme

Sup Forums was there

Who?

Jade Barbosa, when we were both teenagers. It was pretty awful.

I don't even know any of our summer """""olympians"""""

What made it bad?

But I'm Paavo Nurmi.

Fucking newfags get out of my Sup Forums REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We were both virgins.

...

What did she mean by it?

Was she athletic with a gymnast body back then?

Surely that would be a top tier body

Yes, she was a gymnast since really early. Thing is, she tried stuff with her flexibility and it was overall pretty meh.

Remember the first time you had sex, didn't know much except for what you saw on vids and it ended up being something subpar with what actual good sex is? That's it.

Oh, and gymnasts take a lot of care with shaving and wax.

We should pick a guy amongst ourselves and crowdfund his road to 2020 50km Death March.

I'm not volunteering btw.

aèaè jamm bell frà

>crowdfund
>supporting a fellow you never saw before
>because of recognition and bragging rights
This is Sup Forums, user, not reddo.

>Remember the first time you had sex

no, i must have been asleep

>not having Sup Forums-nationalism

Come on lad.

I bet you are one of those guys who wear anime shirt on streets, say 'baka desu senpai' and 'kek', mention happenings and talk about Sup Forums with your friends.

>handegg player
>athlete

lul

I also organize a weekly Sup Forums get together where we protest agaisnt the church of scientology with selfmade epic fail guy masks.

>witcher sense tingling

He's one fast lad

>not trying to be actually anonymous on the real world
>anonymous on the sense of having no distinguishable identity

k e k

Millenials are people born from in the 1980-1995 years, roughly.

>We were both virgins.
this meme doe

Nah he just crossed the border in between posts.