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ITT:
Favorite pleb words/phrases
>pretentious
>wooden
>contrived

Also, patrician thread

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not really, pleb

>I watch it for the plot
>It was ahead of it's time

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>discard BvS simply because "it's capeshit"

literally Sup Forums: the post

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>capeshit/vidyashit/any derivatives
>plot hole
>rottentomatoes
>genre
>genre-based critiques:"too actioney"
>"good for one watch"
>"i tried your recommendation but the pacing was too slow"

>there was no character development, the main character was the same person at the end of the movie as he was in the beginning!

>Taxi Driver is a bad movie

>cinematography

kino

Fellow patricians, how do we fix plebeians who are aggressively stupid about their incorrect opinions? I think we should introduce some sort of aesthetic hygiene program wherein we genocide anybody who thinks "boring" is an acceptable criticism of a film.

we just need a /film/ board

>It had bad pacing

>No likable characters

>I couldn't finish it/ I turned it off half way through

>Artsy fartsy

this.
only problem is that hiroshima already made this board and closed it after about 6 hours, no idea why.

>nothing happens
>I couldn't follow it
>I found it sexist
>amazing set pieces/costumes
>the colour/soundtrack/lighting/mood was amazing

tbf mood and atmosphere are pretty important desu
everything else is on point

>Its a meme

...

A badly paced film usually means it was poorly edited. This is one is valid.

Actually the majority of this thread is strawman as fuck.

>it's a strawman because i've never heard anyone say it

You'll often hear people say "It had bad pacing" and fail to elaborate on that point in any way. It's a valid criticism if you can back it up but a shitload of people who have no idea what it even means like to throw the phrase around

>convoluted

I am hesitant to accept that this one is real and it's a meme. If it's real I want to kill myself. Nobody can be this retarded.

XMen Apocalypse had bad pacing. Civil War had great pacing.

This post has a very high concentration of pleb

>Stating the definition of "Strawman" but in the context of it being wrong for some reason

>Favorite pleb words/phrases
Plebs like to throw around the word "patrician" a lot.

>Not realizing capekino is the future

>A said X
>B heard A said X
>C didn't hear A said X
>B says A said X
>instead of asking B for proof that A said X, C calls it a strawman
>D points out the error in reasoning
>C fails to grasp that C is not B

>kino

>I watch movies for the enjoyment

nuance

>boring
>couldn't understand
>too long
>no explosions
>no action
>all they were doing was talk
i could go on
>

>inspired
>genre-defying
>Duplass Brothers
>nuanced
>auteur

>Lovecraftian

It's amusing how many capeshitters have weaseled into here to false-flag in defense of their cinematic bile

>I'm happy
>I put it in my gfs ass last night
>I got promted at work
>My dad is in my life

Nigga what?

>"It is perfectly acceptable to eat while watching a film."
>"It is perfectly acceptable to whisper during a film."
>"It is perfectly acceptable to pause the film at home."
>"It is perfectly acceptable to not watch all of the end credits."

>It is perfectly acceptable to use your phone while watching a film.
I used to get so much triggered at this.

Someone said this about Inside Llewyn Davis which in my opinion is one of the best Coen's films. Rest in peace.

>any good websites to watch movies from?
>yeah try putlocker mate, it's quality