OFFICIAL UFC 202: DIAZ VS MCGREGOR 2 THREAD #5 WHERE ARE MY BANGERS EDITION

>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am BST

5 Round Welterweight Main Event:
Nate Diaz (19-10-0) vs. Conor McGregor (19-3-0)

Light Heavyweight
Anthony Johnson (21-5-0) vs. Glover Teixeira (25-4-0)

Welterweight
Donald Cerrone (30-7-0) vs. Rick Story (19-8-0)

Welterweight
Hyun Gyu Lim (13-5-1) vs. Mike Perry (7-0-0)

Welterweight
Tim Means (25-7-1) vs. Sabah Homasi (11-5-0)


>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am BST

Bantamweight
Cody Garbrandt (9-0-0) vs. Takeya Mizugaki (21-9-2)

Women's Bantamweight
Raquel Pennington (7-5-0) vs. Elizabeth Phillips (5-3-0)

Featherweight
Artem Lobov def Chris Avila via unanimous decision(30-27)

Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def Randa Markos via rd 1 Submission(Armbar)


>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30pm BST

Welterweight
Lorenz Larkin def Neil Magny via rd 1 TKO

Welterweight
Colby Covington def Max Griffin via rd 3 TKO

Middleweight
Marvin Vettori def Alberto Uda via rd 1 Submission(Arm in Guillotine)

Schaub bless

HOLY FUCK I HATE PENNINGTON SO MUCH

K POP

Who /zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz/ here?

Stream where

U'LL DO NUTTIN

why

Schaub bless you

Are you guys ready to see the small irish guy gas himself from throwing leg kicks and get finished?

Lads this has been pretty shit. Only Larkin and Lobov have been decent

me too, no idea why, can't wait till she drops from top 10

The ass is THICK

on a scale of 1-to-10, how upset will you be if McGoober beats Diaz?

Fine I'll have a beer, wmma always makes me crumble

Would you date a qtp2t filipina?

These prelims have been awful.

How am i going to answer when I'm already schleep?

TRUE FIGHT FAN WITH NO MONEY OR FOOD!

PLEASE GIVE STREAM.

She's incredibly boring and unskilled, and she's Ronda's friend.

having a wank

About what time should McGregor fight start, lads?

so fucking boring..

LEG KICKS

Story has so many losses he shouldn't have.

Like 5am GMT

Pennington is my girl

Tough as nails

girlfights tumblr for better action

After my wank

No qt's fighting.

>GIRLS FIGHTING

The only true fight fan

>qtp2t filipina
>filipinas
>capable of being qtp2ts
That's an oxymoron, lad.

>tfw i miss the olympics already
>tfw this card is worse than 200

1 min?

Pennington is such a wannabe spic, why are anglo americans never proud of their heritage?

ULL DO NUTTIN

if anyone has more webms of Larkin styling on Magny, Id really like to see them

Phillips isn't qt, but she has a nice ass.

tfw you rediscover a porn star you'd forgot about

whats your opinion on T-Wood?

cody garbrant will redeem this

someone needs to put cyanide in the food of those gals

ahahah

please I beg - please no make me beg

10-9 Pennington? Probably split.

thats a pretty high tier bunda lads

I've always known i wanted to go into the military, grandfathers on both sides were, my dad wanted to be in the paras but his eyes are fucked.

i agree it's not worth it for what risks you're taking on but i like the idea of being in an elite group.

EGO

inb4 he gets grapplefucked

I would just cut Artem desu
Kid didn't even have a jab and he couldn't finish

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who here /HARDAF/ right now

Why do pol neckbeards think everyone wants to engage in nationality dick waving?

is Phillips also a dyke?

look at the flag

Faggot who needs to stop ducking and wanting big money fights when he has no name

Xth for britcuck not going to make it into the RM

pls dont post my waifu

thanks

:^)

ty user

>He doesn't know how to partially sleep while being awake at the same time running in power saver mode

Not gonna make it

who /Grimes/ here

I'd unironically rather watch a Cody McKenzie fight

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>faggots on neo-Sup Forums have to beg for a stream.

When did all go wrong? Even redditors can find them.

Just like bisping then

I'm officially asleep

Do you reckon these two are wet right now?

There's no other way I'd wish to enter the gates of Elysium than to fight these 2 women to the death.

Wheres that stream?

Looks like a loyal soldier in the TFATK army.

cus they are all on reddit

SUPLEX CITY

Teach me senpaichan

Shes so gross pls stop posting this bitch

Cody will spice up the night.

Believe it or not my motivations were exactly the same, if ye are a regular I say do your first year or two then go for SBS or smth

It's just Conor casuals la

Popular card. Lots of casuals.

I'm officially a Sup Forums

Yeh exactly

Tons of amerilard "irish" heritagefags about tonight and you say this to me?

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good luck lad, serve with pride

*teabags you*

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>mfw we will never see a Markos/Tate sensual roller

Hopefully the SHIT PRELIMS mean a SPICY AF MAIN CARD

Woodley has been dodging fighters for years.. and sat out for a year after getting a lucky win by injury over condit.


Bisping has literally never turned down an opponent he's been offered...


Ufc offered dan henderson and he accepted.

if palm trees could talk, they'd speak spanish

Conor casuals

I WANNA POUND ELIZABETH PHILIPS THICK FUCKING ASS

Streams won't work on my shitty computer

The same time or 1vs1?

>PUSH URSELF
some fucking coach

how long til the good shit starts

Watch female fights and you'll get there Grasshopper.

>being /Grimes/
>not being /CRIM3S/

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>Whoppurito
Explain this.