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> even worse than expected

wtf is that real?

shit looks like fanfic.

>weapon is somehow firing

>Who are you people?
>We're the Guardians of the Galaxy far, far away bitch

>Ira Bell and the space mexicans

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>what am I doing with my life

I thought it was some alien group that was on espionage mission of retrieving the plan for death star.

> not a single white male to be found.

I refuse to see this in theaters. Fuck Disney and fuck identity politics.

Why are his eyes blue? Is he blind or is another liberal agenda shit about chinks with blue eyes somehow?

holy shit this looks comedicly bad

>the fucking samurai guy
>the iron giant
>the b-rate machete
>the random Iranian dude

holy fuck

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the guy on the left is definitely white, unless you use Sup Forums's definition of white

TELL THAT TO KANJI KLUB™

Women. They got triggered so easy that can fire like that.

>b-rate machete

kek

Jesus Christ

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why does the cast look so daytime tv?

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>6 months till the flood returns and comfy Star Wars shit posting resumes
>sheevposting
>goodfriendposting
>yaddleposting

this movie is gonna be so bad, get fucking hyped

>Diego Luna

He's Mexican, m8

>palm trees out of nowhere for no reason
kinotastic

>dude, multiculturalism lmao

doesn't look like one though, unless they make him call other people gringo he's white in my book desu

This looks like Battlefield Earth.

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can't wait for some Yaddle generals

Aesop rock?

Nigga is having flashbacks of Nam

>Pleasure to see you again! Such lovely weather we're having. And where are you off to, ESSÉ?

why are they all humans? that's pretty boring shit right there in universe full of aliens

>imadeahugemistake.jpg

Funny because Forest Whitaker was in both of them.

Show that page that shows the Empire and how EVIL it is, and how uncool it is to think that the empire is cool

It looks like something you could expect to see on Syfy

Diversity Squad, go!

>NOT FINAL

>white robe
I'm officially triggered beyond belief the empire is supposed to be cool why would a boss wear that shit?

>Star Wars Rogue Juan

>it ain't me starts playing

set phasers to quip!

QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP

Guaranteed that the robot is the cliched 'gentle giant' and ripoff of Groot.
Guaranteed to get destroyed in a 'heart rending' scene of forced sentiment.

>dapper evil mendelsohn
>not cool

fuck off dork

>it's another death star episode

YOU HAVE A WHOLE UNIVERSE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH CRIMINALS AND WEIRD ALIENS AND YOU KEEP DOING THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DISNEY

>literally dressed like a hobo who won $500 at the lottery
the actor looks ok but since when are high officials dressed like nuns in white?

not cannon
the Death Star is now literally the most interesting thing in the EU

sorry bud this is mickeys universe

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I like those new armors tbqh

I know Disney wants to stay as far away from the prequels as possible, but how cool would it be of this character were an old confederate battle droid instead? That way it'd make some sense for him to want to fight the Empire.

Death Star is to disneyfied Star Wars what the T-Rex is to the Jurassic Park franchise. We'll never see a movie without it again.

>YOU HAVE A WHOLE UNIVERSE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH CRIMINALS
Have you been paying attention to the series? Lucas not only explored a different aspect of the galaxy, he used a different approach. But did the fans want that? No, they wanted their special Han Solo & friends adventure story. This is Star Wars. We will never get interesting side adventures without nostalgia tripping purists.

battle droids aren't sentient you fucking mongo how would it decide to literally override its programming

and if the rebels did it, why? the Jedi cut em down like butter, theyre really quite useless

Shit looks like a goddamn Nintendo Zapper.

Jesus Christ this looks awful. Someone has to shop Segeal in there it looks exactly like one of his covers

Has someone photoshopped Nic Cage's face onto the chink? I can't tell

>left guy holds rifle at the barrel, where it's totally not hot at all.

There was a novel called Aftermath which came out last year, it featured an old B1 Battle Droid unit that was part of the good guys' team. The novel was dogshit but I loved the idea of that.

These guys seemed fairly sentient.

>Neat new TIEs for X wing.

I expected one of them in the wreckage

Is that the guy from Four Lions on the right?

Incredible trigger discipline

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Talk all the shit you want about Rey, but at least she had emotion when firing a blaster even if she looked stupid.

>shitty black general greivous is gonna be the big bad?

oh gee, its a Sup Forums wants SW R1 to fail badly thread...

well Ive got news for you.... its not :)

>unless you use Sup Forums's definition of white
you mean the correct one?

>90% reshoots

This. Quit doing their work for them, we're beta testing their posters

Yeah, because spending half a fucking movie on anakin and padme farting around and giving each other awkward looks was definitely a different approach. The prequels had much bigger issues than the intrigue that some people complain about.

That's a cape, not a robe.

>99.90% reshoots

Fuck off Sup Forums.

All of you would be proven wrong in 6 months. This movie will be great.

not surprised to see cape experts on Sup Forums :^)

roll for what percentage of Rogue One is being reshot

>Bad guys are stylish as fuck
>good guys are jobbers

brown people save the day!... then nearly everyone is white again at the battle of yavin!

git

>100
tiptopkek

99 get

>100%

HOLY SHIT

Not after that shit fest that is TFA

oh my

Good cape weather

99%

confirmed for impressively shit flick

this could have been starkino

too bad it's getting disneyfied

Her TD just makes her a better waifu

>blind Asian monk
How original.

Maximus kek.

They had small talk and made jokes to each other what the fuck do you mean they aren't sentient

Has everyone forgotten Mads is supposed to be in this? Where is he?

kek

I could never have dreamed of a better outcome

he's gonna dub the robot I tell you

What are you doing in my house, go back to mowing my law, illegal! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

The robot will be non-violent and kind, going against his programming.
He will be intended as a focus for small children.

he plays Ira Bell's father