USA hate thread

>americhickens put chicken on pizza
>americorns put corn on pizza
>ameriballs put meatballs on pasta
>americananas put ananas on burgers
>ameristupids put ice in wine
>american'ts put their shoes in fridge
>amerifatties sleep with their shoes on
>amerisneackers use shoes in pools
>ameritards are retards
>ameristupids are stupids
>ameribigs are big fat dummies

you must take the texas version of this pizza, but beware, its a bit spicy

t. expert

Jesus Christ. No wonder you faggots have such a fucked up view of is if that's what they're passing off as American

>it's an "Italy is angry because we fixed their food" thread

>americananas put ananas on burgers
its a banana pepper

EAT YOUR ANANAS LIKE A GOOD BOI, CLETUS! MMMMM ANANAS ON CHICKEN, SO GOOD, GOOD BOI CLETUS

>corn on pizza

Nope. Only europeans do this. Get fucked paco.

Came here to post this

>ameristupids put ice in wine

Italians don't chill white wine? What a fucking pleb "country"

That pizza is delicious though.

Okay listen Luigi, you worthless fucking faggot. Your country is a fucking joke, you're a communist shit hole and you can't afford to fix the fucking cracks in your sidewalk. I went for an audience with the pope the other day, and my mother wept, not for the popes speech, but for the poor, the dying children not inside the walls but on the streets of the surrounding city. It's so sad, how Italy creates the false heir of history, and clings to it so, Florence, Sienna, Orvieto, Assissi, the great religious men who worked here, and died there to feed the poor, their tombs are trodden over by the people brought in to exploit your cities of their people while the government takes all the revenue to spend on its fucking it's crooked agenda. You were gifted these monuments to the ancient world by your ancestors, and you squander it on nothingness. You're a fucking dirty disgusting people, and your last concern should be football you fucking spineless piece of shit.

chilling =/= diluting it with ice that's going to melt and add water

Will do my Irish friend

Also
>europoors dont have buffalo chicken pizza

Lmao

this is pic of typical american dinner

Ah yis, the all American all famous ' '

Nobody over the age of 15 likes ketchup

>add a sauce to something
>call it the name of an animal that's not part of the dish

>yuropeen """""""""pizza"""""""
How can pizzalets compete?

Looks Polish to me

>Unitedstatians call themselves Ameriburgs because they're so dumb and can't realize America is a continent not a country

why are united statesians so dumby?

We take pride in our burgers, mick

Buffalo is the place it was first served.

>a fucking boot

delicious

Italy at its prime (roman empire) could kick (boot joke) stupid burger empire anyday

WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIT

We dont put corn on pizza. That's chink and Jap stuff

WE

>Italitards can't think of better bait

DID THIS BIT ALREADY

>Italians don't chill white wine?

What if it's red wine? I NEED INSTRUCTIONS

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Now that's a 'go 'za

Reminder

White wine is chilled before serving. Red wine sits to breathe at room temperature.

This is gospel. Is it different in Italy? You're freaking me out here, I would have thought you'd know this.

If bread sits out in the open it molds.

I don't want to buy multiple loaves of bread in a week, I want to stretch it out as long as possible.

Fridge bread stales instead of molding, which can be undone by popping it in the toaster.

There is literally nothing wrong with refrigerating bread.

>There is literally nothing wrong with refrigerating bread.