THE CONTINUING SAGA OF JEFF MAGNUM VS. HERBIE HANCOCK

(Continued from: boards.Sup Forums.org/mu/thread/70645102)

Well boys and girls...it looks like the evil Magnum has been defeated.
Time for my Vaporwave Keytar solo.

(Doodle Dee Doo)

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No he hasn't! You only killed a decoy! He will return! Help me!

Pft...sure I did....I'm not falling for your dirty tricks, I have Fat Albert 2: The Fattening to make.

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I don't feel like he was actually defeated Herbie...

Dad! I'm so glad you are okay!

*hugs*

Help me, dear god, please!

Of course he is, guy from Limbo! I even won 2 (two) awards for defeating him w/ my Synthesizer skills!

Oh for god sakes, what do you want?

It's me Mangum, he's not your dad! Get away from him!
Herbie you son of a bitch! You're like a crab in a bucket, pushing others in the mud for your own lust for recognition.

>spitting toxic waste on your face
I AM THE TABLE

>You're like a crab in a bucket, pushing others in the mud for your own lust for recognition.
You are god damn rude! I'm trying to run a damn concert here and you're sitting here begging me for shit. What do you need ?

I guess...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

For once in your life Herbie can you stop thinking about yourself! Think about all the people who have died because of that demon, and as soon as he flees you're back to running shows! Have you even come up with a plan for when he returns?
No! I'm dying here and I need your help!

What th-...DUDE...Gross!
Get a napkin! Messy messy, sheesh...

Whatever I have a cocnert to set up...

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AAAAAaaaaaahhhh

My skin!!! D-dad, why? AAAAAhh

...No you're not. You're just weird.

I asked what I needed to do like 5 times, man...
If you can't tell me I have equipment to set up.

Ummmmm, I'm not sure if you are telling the truth, what's happening, Jeff?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

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You got tickets to the concert, man? I can slip you some?

I've been taken into an underground bunker miles beneath the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp. I've been starved, beaten, and had rituals performed on me countless times while the initial thread was underway. Please, just try and find me...

Sure!

Ok I will.....AFTER the concert...
I'm performing Fat Albert 2!

Here ya go man!

There gonna be a live album?

I can't do too much dude, I''m just a lost... maybe Herbie can help, but you know...

I can try to. It's been a while since I had a live album.

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Cool. I'll try to listen to it when you get me out.

OH FOR GOD SAKE, MAN.
I have too much shit to do! Have someone else break you out!

Thanks Herbie!

I can only be faithful that Herbie succeeds..
Wait.
They're coming!
I can hear their footsteps!
What do I do?

No Prob, enjoy!

You can SHUT UP! The concert is starting!

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After the concert I guess.

Hey, Mangum here... Feeling pretty tired. I'll do something tommorow, right now I'm gonna bo take a really long nap. For now, enjor Herbie's concert. Expect a thread pretty early in the morning if Herbie doesn't post one.

...Fine...I'll do it...Tony can play solos or some shit.
How far away is he?

I feel like I've missed some important context.

^ Don't mind this post.
I'm in Germany.

Looks like I'm gonna be....TAKIN OFF...>
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Thanks Herbie.

Ok you little bitch I'm here. Where you at?

kill yourselves

Stop trying to save Jeff Mangum.

Just drill a really big hole in Lower Saxony until you find the bunker. The people will understand.

Oh hey Varg how's it going?
Did you try out Jazz yet?

I'm warning you. Just go back to your concert. My subscribers taught me how to properly sharpen this axe.

You want a Keytar solo man? I can get you a keytar solo.

Heil Oden!
>Swings axe
>Swings for doubles

You could have just said no, man...sheesh...

Hello guys, we had free drinks and other shit at the concert cuz all stopped playing after five minutes...
... Waait, is that Vaerg?

HEIL ODEN!
>Starts casting blood magic.

For some reason yeah.
He just...threw an ax at me...

You're just making a mess dude. Get a napkin.

>Dies from blood loss

Whaaaaat, Varg what a madmaaaaaaan!

Welp, guess the journey continues. We gotta go find that little bitch Jeff.

Oh, right, Jeff.

How close are you to Saxony?
Man, you are really hammered, aren't you?

Alright..so...where do we go, man?

Not that bad Jeff!
Where's Jeff? I don't know, let's go to Jeff, or Berlin and sing Trans Europe Express, ya' know, tu ru tu ru, tu ru tu ru, tu ru tu ru turuuuuu.

...

Oh groovy we're not too far.

You got a car, man?

This is the Central Scrrrrrrrrrutinizer.
I am here to carry you to Lower Saxony.

Yeah I do.

Yippee! Take me there, please!

HURRY MAN GET ON THE SHIP IS GONNA LEAVE.

This is the Central Scrrrrrutinizer, here to tell you, to not drink and drive.
Only to further the plot.

We have arrived.

Thanks scotty!

Alright, Jeff you saucy bitch...where you at?

I'm not drunk!
Finally!

Hold up, I got someone who needs to deliver the drill to you.

God damn it...
Fine, this better be quick.
I'm gonna get chewed out for refunds for that god damn concert...I hope Tony is doing a good job...

Hey man here's the drill. Jeff Mangum wanted me to give this to you. By the way what do you think of my hat(s)?

STUPID MOTHER FUCKING HAT!
GIMME DAT GOD DAMN DRILL.

Did you get the drill? Where's lost?

I got the god damn drill but the fucker was wearing such a stupid god damn hat I got mad. GOD he had the stupidest hat I've seen in my life.

Alright, just start drilling until you get to the bunker.

My head is throbbing. I'll put on a trip for when I make the thread.

We're looking don't worry.

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(I think we're gonna continue this tomorrow)

Sorry Herbie I passed out... was that Sufjan?

(I think that's a good idea, when I said "passed out" I meant fall asleep, I haven't sleep in more than a day [cuz other stuff])