What do you're mom and dad say when you show up with you're Asian gf?

What do you're mom and dad say when you show up with you're Asian gf?

GOTTA

they would be surprised that I fell into lesbianism

GET

My dad said she may be sweet at first but that she will run my life. he was right.

They said "hell no" for four years. Now they love her.

>tfw look exactly like that ugly girl in pic except im a guy.

My mom doesn't trust their cooking, told me to never marry one

we get it, youre gay

A

Something along the line of Asians look like aliens lmao

GOOK

>At least you're not gay, son.

You really have a gf?
OMG our prayers have been answered!
It's a fucking miracle!

>What do you're mom and dad say when you show up with you're Asian gf?
they were sceptical when I first mentioned her, but when they actually met her, they liked her a lot

just change sex, it's all the rage in canada too

they would probably think that I'm an absolute loser like everyone else who isn't asian and is dating an asian.

They'd be happy, I guess. They both don't mind Asians.

They just awaken me

pls be my bf

Mine said "she's really cute" and accepted her as a member of our family.

That was 5 years ago and the only girl I ever took home and my dad still asks me if I talk to her because he doesn't want me to die a virgin.

No im working out to maybe appear like a alpha chink instead of some boi.

>wtf son, I thought you were gay

"I'm glad you want to get back to your tatar-mongolian roots, Ivanbai-khan. For the horde! *throat singing*"

>you're Asian gf?
>I'm Asian gf
They wouldn't be happy about a sudden change of race and gender

Probably this.

They throw me weird looks, and ask my waifu how much money she make in a year, and so on

they're happy about it, but now every time they see an asian girl they always comment how she reminds them of my gf

feels a bit weird

Same. that and a light stereotypical joke

>tfw asian girl with white bf
>mom always says he looks like a queer because his hair goes past his ears
>dad doesn't care, he just wants me to go into Yale even though we'd then be separated
>his mom is just glad he's happy and not alone
>we just want to cuddle and eat cookies together
Why can't I be white and normal?

post feet

>clearly we need to send you back to greece user
>hopefully you can find a nice greek girl this time

I have absolutely no interest in greek girls. Such is life

Why is every kraut here a footfag? Or are you all the same person? I know there's at least two different footfag krauts here.

Why not Asian man? lol

>I know there's at least two different footfag krauts here.
Are you sure about that

lol

Yes, there is the one that posts on /cum/ and the other one who doesn't know about the one that posts on /cum/.

They laugh and call me a beta loser. Then my Korean War veteran calls her a disgusting gook.

ok

They know she exists but I haven't introduced her to them yet

Dad would think im a beta looser but wouldnt say a thing because that might be racist. Mom I dont know.

Post asean males that dont dress up as girls in public and id consider one.

This is pretty much it.

They instantly liked her a lot.
Dad was surprised when he saw her modeling-days pictures before i brought her home, obviously didn't think i'd ever show up with a girl that pretty xD

Thank god hes not a homo.

Want to suck my dick?

This but the other way around.
>tfw have a white bf
>meets my family and friends
>whenever they see a white dude they remind them of him

>Mom
Deeply disappointed, probably would tolerate her only so I don't die alone.
>Dad
He'd only care if she was actually attractive, in which case he would be proud.

Are you a grill?

They are happy for me.

Post tits

Fuggg

Ye

C-Can you post a pic of yourself? You can blur the face out.

Do we know each other??? Are you from Edmonton???

M-Maybe, can I get a pic?

I don't talk to my dad anymore but he's pretty religious and racist, so he probably wouldn't approve

as for my mom, while she says it's fine if I go for another race I can tell she feels insulted at the idea that I would choose a girl of another race. The first thing she asked when she found out I had tinder was "you're not just matching with Asians are you?"

with that being said I keep it white anyways
I'd totally fuck an Asian, but like, no kids

bogan cant even get an aussia girl so he gotta get a gook

>The first thing she asked when she found out I had tinder was "you're not just matching with Asians are you?"
kek, she's got your number

something about my gf being "una chinita" and how I finally got a gf or something. Maybe even start pressuring me for grandkids. They'll be fine. I'm sure they just want me to not be a loser.

>didn't fug asian gf
baka senpai

My Mother would ask, is she pregnant?

You're not the one from Edmonton. Otherwise you'd message me on skype.

Want a new friend then?

Wouldnt mind having another leaf friend

Post a pic of yourself please.

>yay! my son is not gay!

Whats your interpals account

"do you want me to leave? i can go to hotel for the night"

thanks mommy

>He's a lesbian instead

Only time I brought my gf home she and mum went on talking how much of an idiot I am and father just laughed.
So fuck it.

Your parents sound pretty oppressive desu

Why? Are they religious

That's just how they "bond". Stop being butthurt and laugh with them

I didn't have one until now, canadian_bud1

>you're
I hate this. Plz stop.

Nah, they're both atheists.
They're long dead, m8.
And I'm not butthurt, I was 17 back then.

"Why don't you date a black chick?"

Gf is half Chinese and a fisher man.
>mfw i just want to be alone.

Fisherwomen i guess would be the right term.

I messaged you

They would be very disappointed probably.

>she's nice

>extra-marital sex
baka desu famalam

No one will say anything but everyone will be judging me. It will be especially awkward since my sister has gone out with like 5 different jap guys

They'd 100% tell me to get the fuck out of their house, and call me a useless/worthless cunt at least 20 times.

parents sound like cunts t b h

wouldn't care

RICED
It must run in the blood.

> my sister has gone out with like 5 different jap guys

what did she mean by that?

Probably a weeaboo or they use her for easy sex.

message me too pls i am /mrchad69

Fuck off, they're great.

>"You could do worse"

And then I got married to an ABC. The end.

>weeaboo
yes and before that koreaboo
And my other sister is too to a lesser extent.
Makes me feel uncomfortable

Next time should get her bf to being around a couple of his girl-friends.
Try chatting them up.

No I hate australians

>get uppity over who you date and love
>"g-grrrrrrreat!"

Not him. But why?

>wanting to date a chink
fuck off we're full

Nothing wrong with making masterrace.tm

Nah I was just fucking with him. I thought he was just kidding about the username but it actually exists

In Sweden everybody mocks you if you have an asian gf.

Probably got dumped by an aussie sexpat

>masterrace
fuck off we're full

wew