ITT: meme chefs

ITT: meme chefs

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Fuck off Bourdain, Ramsey is based.

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Jamie Oliver.
Everything he makes is gross, and he always talks about 'making healthy food with things you always have in your kitchen' then expects you to have almond milk, kale and pine nuts

I wanna see Gordon Ramsay play some kind of Scottish equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket.

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You're butthurt because you will never manage to build a culinary empire from scratch like him.

i seriously fucking hate jamie olive oil

i pack shelves in a supermarket and this smarmy motherfucker has the most inconveniently packaged shit possible

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shame about the face

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I seriously hate the olive oil jews in cooking. Every fucking cooking show it's just pushing olive oil sales.

Also Keith Floyd a best, rip.

almost every restaurant he went to on kitchen nightmares is now closed

are you just mad he's successful and you're not?

She's still 8.5/10

Because they were in Millions of dollars worth of debt most of the time

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Jack

you start

That's America for you, the UK KN are better and slightly less dramatic

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Does Ramsay even know how to cook or is he just good at yelling at people? I've seen no evidence to suggest he knows anything about cooking.

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Heard she got raped by her father.

He can make the best scrambled eggs in existence.

DELETE THIS

>I've seen no evidence
Because you haven't watched an episode?

>he fell for the creme fresh meme

>Ramsay
>meme chef

His restaurants have a cumulative 16 Michelin stars. He's a world class chef.

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Being a great manager does not equal being a great chef.

IT'S

medium, just the way i like it

JOOCY

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You still need to have an understanding of culinary to successfully oversee several michelin star restaurant restaurants

you couldn't be a film director if you knew nothing about film

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post the one where he makes some disgusting mess, can't even remember what abomination it was exactly

That's awfully unspecific. Especially when it comes to Jack

I know which one you're talking about, I have it somewhere

I'd eat that

based ja/ck/. post the one where he throws literally everything he owns into a big pot.

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Make the best tomato sauce with canned tomato sauce and a gallon of canola oil. mmmmmm

youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

that's the one

fucking hell

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Jack is great

>its a jacks wife and son wait for him to finish cooking to come around and say nothing to him once its done episode

>cool whip
>cream cheese
>jello
>salad
what the fucking fuck is this?

how about this?

why is his fajita pissing itself?

That looks fucking horrific.

AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS LEAN IN FIFTEEN!

Christ almighty. He didn't bite into it, did he?

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>It's a Jack almost chokes his son to death episode

Eh, I'd try it at least

Bought his book. Pretty good recipes in it tbqhf

Fucking disgusting
Why does he even try?

Holy shit, that is disgusting.

thats a tv show you doofus, he is an actual chef, the yelling is just to get viewers

olive oil is one of the better oils. besides olive oil, all of veggie oil is not even 100 years old.

Thanks pham,I'll check it out.

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Jacks cooking is simply revolting.
Everything is so fucking wet and mushy calling it a struggleplate would be too much of an honor.
Also at every start of the videos the ingredients somehow look like they are screaming: "kill me! Before I end up as another Horror." And then at the end you look at their punished and undercooked souls screaming in pain.

He has a shit ton of subscribers on jewtube for some reason

The problem with this, is that it looks raw, not cooked in the middle it doesn't FADE to pink, and also THE MUTHER FUCKER JUST SQUISHES THE HELL OUT OF IT CUTTING IT.

Sign of a dull knife, and a poor chef.

So he can get better

I wonder if his son broweses Sup Forums and that is why he looks so miserable all the time

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Anyone got that one where he's trying to coat some chicken in a non newtonian fluid, that one always makes me laugh

IT's so raw, it's practically living.

ahh, like clockwork. based.

>American's can't figure out a regular bottle cap

Jack no :(

it's so dry

it's raw is what it is

cooking with jewelry on...

The best thing is he actually compliments on how good and "juicy" it looks, the guy is a maniac

youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=279

he just had to move slowly... muther fucker.... he fights it like a lion.

juice is not blood.

It makes me wonder why I don't do this shit, I could easily get the shit tonne of viewers, then I remember I have no moneys.

Um yes, his restaurants hold 9 Michelin stars in total so I'd guess he knows a thing or two about cooking.

> if you can't cook it properly just put it 1 minute in the microwave
Wow Jack. Thanks for that tip

"Blood" is not blood either, it's myoglobin.

No problem pham

I have had a meal prepared by him, its the second best meal I have ever had, man can cook better than just about anyone on the planet. The yelling is for american tv.

What did he make you?

C-candlejack?

Meat balls and spaghetti.

It was the Menu Prestige from his Restaurant Gordon Ramsay , except I had his Apple tarte tatin, instead of the Lemonade Parfait. Won as a charity auction prize.

henry's kitchen is the best
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