What was the best spongebob joke

what was the best spongebob joke

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You could be bald and have a big nose

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

24

ive got something funnier than 24...

twenty five

Its a giraffe

>those pies aren't homemade they were made in a factory.
>a bomb factory
>they're bombs

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Magic conch

Squidward you and your nose will not fit in

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>"Too hot...Too cold...Toulouse Lautrec."

Most clever subtle jokes always goes over everyones head.

Literally the physical embodiment of JUST.

what did he mean by this?

I never watched this

>Do you mean she "puts on airs"?

Play it where it lands

You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of though.

Fuck off you fucking spic that meme was never funny I hope you fucking die,

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

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>Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.

>I have a theory. People talk loudly when they wanna sound smart, right?
>CORRECT!

>watching spongebob as a kid
Haha these are funny characters and they do silly things!
>watching spongebob as an adult
Wow, this is actually well written humor, with witty jokes that transcend various age groups.

>It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.
>Just in time.