Is Great Britain the greatest Goat of all time?

>only nation to win a gold at every olympic games
>only nation that has increased its medal tally at the summer Games immediately following the one it hosted.

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I'm so proud

>win medals in dope biking and horse dancing
>proud

The only relavent british althelete is mo and he basically lives and trains in america anyway.

THIS TINY ISLAND

>GOAT of all time
>GOAT
>of all time
Learn our language paki

Reminder that your future king is being cucked by his wife and there's conjecture that his children aren't even his.

>85% of their medals are bike riding

no they can go fuck off

Just cause you're cucked and have their flag on your flag doesn't mean you guys are equal fampi

Its also pathetic that australia is now bandwagoning a country that treated their country as a giant prison colony.

Won golds in a wider variety of sports than any other country

>Win 30 medals at swimming,in which there are almost no variations amongst each other
>Proud

PER capita

we are goat
per capita

yeah but the difference is we won 70 more medals in other shit

I have no idea how Britain managed to do so well this Olympics. I guess you guys must still be a powerhouse.

>goat of all time

>win medals in the most irrelevant sports no country gives a shit about
Fix'd

No one cares about horse dancing nor should they.

they literally won every single medal in bike riding which has the same amount of "different" competitions as swimming

they arent shit senpai

>Is Great Britain the greatest Goat of all time?

Yes.

>85% of their medals are bike riding

Why are you lying m8? Is it because you're insecure?

>American reading comprehension.
Just 6 of our 27 golds are cycling.
16 of your 43 golds are swimming

>70 more medals in other shit
Let me guess a nunch of Athletic events that have little to no variation. Most olympic medals are memes anyway.

>they literally won every single medal in bike riding

Why are you lying bro Are you upset?

If you want to be picky 85% of your medals invovles riding things or sitting in things.

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>learn joke mistakes twat

Nice meme. 6 golds in cycling, 21 elsewhere.
As opposed to 16 in swimming and 27 elsewhere.

Our golds come from cycling, rowing, sailing, equestrian, swimming, track, kayak, taekwondo, tennis, golf, hockey, boxing, gymnastics and diving.

>Spain
>Talking shit with only 14 medals.

your future king too lmao, can't even republic

This white couple who won 5 golds between them in the cycling triggers the American.

85% invovle sitting on your ass while a machine or animal does most of the work.

Nice "atheletes" bongs.

>90% of medals from bike+boat
Thanks for proving us right

>tfw your not him

>Ad hominem
Nice job pal. You just proved how dumb your argument was.

What's not athletic about cycling or rowing? Rowing is ridiculously hard work, I tried some at uni.

patricians like to sit

No, but you fuck.goats

a truly Goat nation would be successful also in tennis table

>only nation to win a gold at every olympic games
Jesus Christ! You mean to tell me, that you heathens competed with the Communists in Moscow?

I'd prefer a gold in badminton tbqh.

>just when you thought the 987987987 biking events were over
+1 meme-tier britbike event on the final day

>Yanks want Amish olympics

How the fuck is this true in anything but equestrian ? And sailing I guess.
A fucking bike or rowing boat goes nowhere without human input. Rowers are all 6'5+ and have enormous shoulders for a reason.
And how do track, boxing, diving, golf, gymnastics, hockey, swimming, taelwondp, tennis or the triathlon involving sitting at all?

>literally having your whole body suspended by water
>win 33 (thrity three) medals for this

dooping mental

>Jesus Christ! You mean to tell me, that you heathens competed with the Communists in Moscow?

Yes. We also gave the Soviets the Rolls-Royce engine they put in the MiG-15 which allowed it to shoot down lots of US fighters over Korea

If we boycotted for Soviets invading Afghanistan we'd have to boycott ourselves, we've invaded like three times now.

The problem is there's 8237468234 sit-down meme events that only you compete in so it's not fair to other countries.

I swear Kenny has a larger arse than Trotter does

triathlon has some sitting, but don't get mad when the yanks get insecure.

>muh per capita
>muh take away swimming
>muh variety
good lord, brits. this is embarrassing to watch.

It also has swimming, so the triathlon will confuse the fuck out of a shitposting American as to whether it's relevant or not.

i object to the running jumping events, we're not primitives. why no driving car events?

There's a whole 10 track cycling medals and we're shit at the BMx and mountain biking. We choked in road cycling too.

How? Rowing has like 10 events and we didn't qualify for all of them, cycling has 18 once you include everything, track, road, BMx and cross country.
Dressage is a literal meme sure but that's one gold.

>Can we really justify spending £5.5m per Olympic medal at Rio 2016 while the rest of us slump on the sofa?


>Ordinary Brits now do less than 30 minutes of exercise per week – that’s even less than we managed before London hosted the Games in 2012

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delet this.

ITT, whiny excuse making yanks

How many medals did the US win in shooting?

lels

>didn't mention the 40+ kayak, sailing, rowing meme events
Let's see. 18 bike, 40 boat shit, 6 horse that's 64 meme events. Athletics only has 44. And this is reasonable to you how?

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Between kayak, sailing and rowing we got 6 golds. You got 11 or something in athletics

it's because we have tasty food.

bikes, boats and horses are great. you just like the thug sports

Just nipping in to the Pakis for a pack of crisps should be an Olympic sport.

tasty high fructose corn syrup

>Muh BMI

Nigga, BMI isn't shit.

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>Same shit as 2012

Step it the fuck up, britbottles

all this tells me is that you can't out-sport a nation of fat-asses.

based

you might just steal our crown

>tfw you never had the love of rowing sodomized into you by older chums at Eton

>whiny excuse making

nothing wrong with sodomy

no homo

>BMI accounts for muscle mass.

Nope, if you're broad shouldered and muscular you're a fat fuck.

Bikes boats and horses are prohibitively expensive reducing competition to a few countries. Your semen slurping country decides to waste tax payer money on these meme events while 80% of you country never gets daily exercise.

Literally no one cares about these event winners in two weeks not even bongs.

The most famous British althelete at these games is no and he trains in the US.

PER CAPITA MOTHERFUCKERS

>needs to combine 4 countries to even come second

shameful

>all these burger tears

Glorious

43 > 27

>inb4 poo capita
Even more irrelevant countries have you beat there.

Be "proud" of the fact that your most famous althelete (basically the only one not winning shit tier meme medals) would rather live and train in the US than in Britain.

Why are Ameriswims so upset? Youre first place.

I've been happy for quite a few American athletes during these Olympics, some of them have been fantastic.

I think it's fair to say that the Anglosphere is the GOAT cultural group in the world.

>still whining.

learn how a crude measure works over a big population, but isn't valid for individuals

or can't your country into mathematics?

Ameriswims and Britsits should just learn to enjoy goats equally.

fin

Some Americans have been congratulating us it's only some of them that are ultra salty

Harvest those delicious tears while you can my friends

>yank complains about country not exercising
>yank complains another country has money
>yank claims people don't care about cyclists who are national heroes
>yank got something against memes

really?

>amerimads
This is like a teenager being angry at his dad lel

This.

>winning, yet complaining about the second place country

so sportsmanlike murica

RIP in piece that stormtrooper.

Twinkies are fucking disgusting.

watch your mouth, kid

>They are not normal shapes, their bodies have adapted to achieve maximum potential through specialised training. Laura Trott, Jason Kenny and their teammates are modern gods, not role models.
Complete nonsense.

The fact that people are fat is hardly the responsibility of professional sports funding. I'd argue the best chance of motivating people is to win more golds.

wew lads looks like I'm not an ordinary brit then

we're ahead of you per capita

>The independent

Calling bullshit on this article, they dont even manage to back up their claim with a source.

Most people will do more than 30 minutes exercise per day, i dont see how its possible to do only that much in 1 week.

why are yanks of all people so mad that we won a few medals

Don't doubt Trott's big fat beautiful bum

Has the last week of eyeing China been tense for you, BritBros? I legit would've lost sleep if it was this close.

It has been the most nerve racking shit let me tell you, when I first hear I though it was just going to be for day or so before Table Tennis or some such other thing put us back where we belonged.

It wobbled a bit but then it just stuck, my BPs much have gone up by like fifteen points on average these past few days because the longer we've had it the more I've treasured it. It's worse for me than many I think because I'm Scottish and a unionist who knows Sturgeon is going to crash the Union with no survivors before 2020 so this was my last chance to be part of a successful nation.

>Bikes boats and horses are prohibitively expensive reducing competition to a few countries
>Ameripoors