>Imagine being Austria
>once you had an empire
>you were a world superpower
>everybody respected you
>you had top athletes
>1914 comes and everything goes to shit
>you start losing countries one by one
>fast forward to 2016 Rio OG
>EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY YOU ONCE OWNED HAS MORE MEDALS THAN YOU
>imagine being Austria
>imagine having no top athletes
Imagine being Austria
Well, they have always the winter olympics.
Should have stayed with Germany after WWII desu
Their people seem happy to be austrian though
still got a comfy country to live in unlike nearly all of our former monarchy countries.
Plus this
>A country which does EVEN WORSE than us
AAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHA
Lol thats a turk
They havent won a medal since 2008 and no gold medal since 2004
Hey at least they don't have their country overflowing with refugees and has a higher GDP per capita than:
Germany
Taiwan
Iceland
Denmark
Canada
Oman
Belgium
France
United Kingdom
Finland
Japan
South Korea
New Zealand
Malta
Italy
Spain
Israel
Cyprus
Trinidad and Tobago
Equatorial Guinea
Czech Republic
Slovenia
Slovakia
Estonia
Lithuania
Portugal
It is time to revive Austria-Hungary...
And their country and transport networks are still nice.
They'd never let it happen.
>Imagine being Poland
>once you had an empire
>you were a world superpower
>everybody respected you
>you had top heavy cavalry
>1772 comes and everything goes to shit
>Prussia, Austria, and Russia form an alliance and declare war on you at the same time
>Country partitioned into 3
>imagine being Poland
>imagine having no heavy cavalry
Shut up, just shut the fuck up Srbja. Your shitty yugoslav empire was an even bigger failure hahahahahahaha die slav scum
Only countries that have otherwise shit to show brag with their sports achievements. You'd rather have a few medals over Austria's standard of living? You think they give a shit?
if it makes you feel any better they're willingly importing ex-yus faster than syrians can find their way into germany an your sister's panties tbdesu
Calm down Malaysia
>ex-yus
what?
Exactly, that was the joke
Ex-Yugoslavia
people from the former yugoslav republic
>at least they don't have their country overflowing with refugees
citiation needed
>2040 Olympics
>Poland sweeps all the medals that UK, France and Germany once won thanks to white refugees fleeing the Caliphate
at least they aren't slav shits.
>hussars
>heavy cavalry
americans everybody
Anything will be called an "empire" now.