Friendly reminder that YOU are a virgin

Friendly reminder that YOU are a virgin

Way to ruin my day.

if I rape a girl does it count?

Fucked last night.

Whats the title of this rl pron?

How many porn videos do you have?

did he make you breakfast this morning?

Paying for sex counts?

Please, for the love of God. I'm on my hands and knees begging you to have sex.

>reminded im a virgin
>just been fired from work for porn on a sfw board

do i kill myself now?

>tfw such a porn addict i know what site this scene is from and who all the female pornstars involved are without having to look it up

where did it all go so wrong lads?

>can post porn
>chooses THIS scene to post

No ausbro, you are phone

I'm actually not though

It isn't rocket science lads. Just luck and containing your autism

>tfw you only recognize the dick

>tfw i'm the bad guy in the romance movie right now

>such a porn addict you recognize all that + who the cock belongs too

I started watching porn too young. Didn't even know it was an addiction until that american actor/footballer came out as having it.

Please elaborate

I most certainly am not.

m8 i even remember the scene, the two blondes don't even fuck

pretty shitty CFNM scene tbqh

I got a small penis

I'm the well off guy who doesn't pay enough attention to her while he's the lower class "caring guy"

No i'm not criticizing you, I meant that I too recognize the scene and actresses. You aren't alone suffering from PA.

i could fuck a prostitute anytime

also a guy can't really be a virgin
there's no proof whether i'm a virgin or not. i don't ahve a hymen.

yeah I know what you meant m8. I'm just saying that I'm such a degenerate that I can actually recall the specific scene and what they did in it and not just who the actors are

Placing your penis inside an anus or vagina = losing virginity.

Having a penis placed inside your rectum =/= losing virginity.

>tfw penis is 6 inches in length and 6 inches circumference


am i gonna make it bros?

>the amount of aussies itt with porn addiction

We truly are the blessed country to have so much porn it fucks us up.

Nah brah, I lost mine two weeks ago.
Sad though nearly made it to wizardhood.

if you don't got a microdick you are fine breh

If this was early May you would have been correct