You notice how Theon is always treated as a joke, even in a meta sense? His "rebirth" was sort of as him being a servant to his sister, and even that episode was called "The Broken Man", yet they were referring to the Hound, not even Theon. Sort of like a jab to Theon, showing what a worthless joke he is. Even when he "sacrificed" himself to save Sansa earlier in the season it was like dark humor. His existence seems to be a joke, in every possible sense, on meta levels, his meaningful scenes seem to be intentionally an insult to his entire existence.
Like, it's dark humor with layers upon layers. Even in past scenes his torture scenes were overly drawn out with no point in many many episodes. Like D&D seem to enjoy tormenting him and find it amusing, and show it in subtle ways that you will only pick up subconsciously.
What the fuck? This shit makes me nauseous. Just kill off the poor guy already, what the fuck
My hope is that he will redeem himself, and ultimately become the hero that he never was but always wanted to be, like "Brad Bellick" from "Prison Break".
Blake Robinson
How does he pee ?
Carson Miller
Wow... You just discovered something that was discovered years ago... Retard.
Justin Scott
>yfw when he will eventually become badass and have all the bitches licking his literal peehole
Jayden Martinez
>have two wonderful characters in Jaime and Theon >the two richest and most complex characters in the series >cast two actors who are perfect for the roles >ruin both of them
T-Thanks D&D
Eli Perez
Wouldn't it be hot if his real life sister Lily Allen was introduced as a new character who was a girl with a sort of magic girlcock and they became lovers and had lots of on-screen intimate kissing scenes and there was lots of implied anal and prostate orgasms? It would also be very progressive.
>tfw Lily Allen will never be your domineering older sister who bullies you by sticking her dirty feet in your face at random moments when you're not expecting it >you think she doesn't realize how turned on this makes you and that she's just under the impression it's something to piss you off >in truth she knows exactly how turned on this makes you >she also knows exactly how many pairs of her panties and socks have gone missing but doesn't say anything
Camden Butler
/got/ general thread--->
Robert Richardson
You can tell she has some weird sexual desire to control him and he probably likes it too.
Jayden Gonzalez
You just KNOW!
Jaxson Barnes
Honestly it is kinda hot(not the incest part, but a girl like her dominating and crushing my ego so she can boost hers)
>be youngest of 5 kids >be only male >spend first 6 years of my life being a real life dress up doll for them to play with >spend the next 6 years being teased by them and their friends at sleepovers >spend the next 5 years trying to spy on them naked >get drunk with them on my 18th, apologize for spying on them in some drunken rant >they knew all along. had bets on who's body i liked the most >suddenly disgusted by myself and my sisters
28 now and wish i'd fucked them when they were in their prime, they're all over 30 now, fat and ugly.
Nathaniel Cox
He's treated respectfully in the books, at least. His chapters are incredibly poignant.
Ayden Morris
Except now she's completely irrelevant and trying desperately to leech attention off Alfie. Watch some interviews of him, she tries to shoulder her way into the limelight. She even lied about being offered the role of Yara/Asha kek.
Nicholas Lee
Almost as bad as Toriyama and Yamcha.
Alexander Collins
She's obviously deathly jealous and obsessed with controlling him because if he became superior to her she'd feel insecure and inferior and wouldn't be able to handle it. It looks like she has him under her control though.
Owen Roberts
>mfw Alfie confirmed she was lying about being offered the role
He rekt her good.
Blake Hughes
Fat and ugly, huh bro? don't cry because It's okay bro, some negro gonna make an honest woman of them so at least there's that. Then they'll make a mulatto baby girl and you could probably spend some time with her trying to groom her into liking sitting on your lap. It'll be awesome.
Jaxson Hill
Source?
Evan Watson
I feel bad for him having her fake manipulative ass as his sister
