You are the captain of any ship in any sci-fi movie or show, what is your ship?

You are the captain of any ship in any sci-fi movie or show, what is your ship?

Claim it before somebody else does.

Games included

Death Star
I win

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USCSS Nostromo

Today is the day we'll get our Bonus.

falcon

This is not v

You son of a bitch I was just downloading an image.

T.A.R.D.I.S.

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>picking a BSG ship

Yikes

Get all the princesses

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Bullshit. They can barely even get those through the construction phase. The minute they user one the rebels blow it the fuck up. Every. Time.

and why the fuck wouldn't i?

a Mercury class battlestar has 34 automated anti-ship gun turrets, 50 raptors, 200 vipers and numerous missile tubes.

i'll eat you for breakfast.

Fucking this. Shadow Battlecrab is better.

Because it runs on something you need to go find, you fuckstick. That's in addition to maintenance of a spaceship that's a white elephant to everybody on Earth, let alone you.

Nice try Unkar Plutt

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>mfw im gonna be cruising around dope planets while you fags sit in stupid ugly utilitarian ships

there can only be one

One of the fastest ships in all of science fiction and is capable of being operated by a single person. What's not to love about it?

And I'm not kidding about the speed. These things are capable of flying from one galaxy to another in a matter of hours. The Star Trek Voyager had been about this ship the series would've lasted like five minutes and been about a somewhat inconvenienced crew bummed out that their afternoon plans were thrown off by about an hour.

>implying i cant refine my own tylium
>implying i dont have hundreds of engineering staff on hand to maintain my ship

gtfo matey.

Assuming it's not already been posted.
Heart of Gold from Hitch-hikers guide to the Galaxy.

Not only is it comfy as fuck and has a ton of comforts inside (machine that makes whatever you're hungry for? Fuck yeah) the improbability drive ramps it up to 11.

The Deathstar can be taken out with a single novabomb.

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The top part that detaches at the end looks to be about 6 levels high, way bigger than the tiny shuttle crashing into cars we actually got at the end.

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The Prometheus was what Serenity wished it could be when it grew up.

>not even spaceworthy

toffee crisp and a milkshake, please

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My nigguh! SO SAY WE ALL!

[screams internally]

Easy choice

scared.jpg

So was Fhloston Paradise the cruise ship or the planet? because the cruise ship left the planet shortly after they arrived.

PROSIT!

Why settle for a Battle Crab when you could have chosen a Death Cloud?

What do you want?

All aboard the fun wagon!

yall fags can't beat this

If that ship is so fast then why didn't it go to rescue the Destiny crew?

Its a base... mass wifi and cocksuckers no need to space

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Y..you fucked us all.

When did the Enterprise visit High charity?

>Sitting in a burning house.jpg

"this seems nice" ensues.

The bubble ship from the fountain.
Not only does it contain the means for eternal youth, but come on, you can literally see everything around you. Comfy as fuck.
If we could just hook up a TV something, it'd be golden.

it visited the big alien ship and that automated space station in season 2?

Normandy SR-2: ultra comfy

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I nominate female aryan as backup

oi i had that one already

The death cloud was shit, way too vulnerable to small craft.

This motherfucker.
Enjoy your shitty brown/grey military ships while I live life in luxury with every need/desire attended to.

Have you watched SGU? Why would anyone want to save the Destiny crew?

this guys right, I forgot the cloud usually had a support fleet to move and protect it.

I'll take a battle barge with a full compliment of Angry Marines.

I'll get the next one.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Fat emo eli finally got what he deserved and died alone between galaxies.

So that it ends and we don't have to hear them whining any more.

Because it doesn't exist anymore.

Also the Destiny was very very far away. It had been hopping from galaxy to galaxy for millions of years.

Ship of the imagination

Super Star Destroyer.

Claiming Slave-I.

>Wait entire movie to see what this super awesome emergency finishing move is
>the ship just spins around really quickly and shoots faster than normal

All mine!

Hey it worked didn't it?

Yes but we say that Asgard ships could move between galaxies very quickly. Destiny went through what, 20-30 galaxies?

After Earth was given all of the Asgard knowledge and technology, a Daedalus could make the journey within a few months, especially if powered with a ZPM.

>All weapons target the central craft, it will cripple the other two because it is an utterly retarded design

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its one thing to have a computer its another to fabricate something based on the tech. They had ancient database for years and barely used 3 to 5 percent of it well enough and everything they did use did not understand underlying principles about how they got to that point with the science.

The majority of their tech advances came from reverse engineering existing vessels.

In season 5.

with the yamato cannon of course

>excuses the post

Why you hating on my ship user?

So, OP spammed images of Star Trek ships in the last Star Trek thread (which is still active, even though no one wanted to participate, even though he spammed several images of ships in the last dozen posts) then decided to do this instead.

It's so sad. So sad.

It went through a lot more than 30 galaxies.

Yes but the Daedalus didn't just get the Asgard computer core, it was completely upgraded with their most advanced technology. Remember that the beams were more powerful than any Asgard ship.

Because it was designed by a Pakled.

it's what we saw through two different series. They had an ancient flying city and they did little more than keep the lights on most of the time and that was with some of earth's smartest people there.

You're not going to build some kind of drive capable of going 30 galaxies away in the lifetimes of people on destiny.

The asgard were ultimate mathlete nerds and they were second stringers to the ancients. In a hundred or two hundred years, sure. Not in their lifetimes.

And ironically they were going to do a show where 500 years in future our people become an empire and take over guardianship of the galaxy sort of deal like the other advanced races which would have proven my point.

>Games included
In that case, the Shadow of Intent

The cutscenes always make them seem comfy as fuck

NCC-1701 is the only correct choice.

>Shiplet

greatest ship and greatest captain.

>59k metres
This reminds me of that star wars screenshot post that was floating around a while ago about the ridiculously large ships internal workings.

You have not experienced the Constitution until you've read its amended version.

melfina included

>not picking a ship capable of successfully carrying objectively the coolest thing on sci-fi TV ever
>ywn carry out an adama maneuver

carrying out.

also the Pegasus could probably do it but the galactica is more deserving of it

Mulgrew is such an ugly bitch. And worse yet, she was a shitty mother who severely neglected her own children for years just so she could star in a very shitty sci-fi series...

Selfish bitch runs her children's natural father out of the house and then leaves the kids with surrogate "caregivers" in order to pursue wealth and fame for her own selfish vanity.

There's a reason her kids still refuse to watch a single one of her Voyager episodes.

"There were days when my kids were suffering, and, you know, you can't walk off a set... so the preoccupation with your children's pain is enormous, and add to that eight pages of "techno-babble" that you've got to execute by 2:OO in the morning and you can't get to the phone because they don't let you... It's... it's... it's very hard... You know, in retrospect, you know, I mean, you could do it that way... Say, oh, I should have done this as opposed... I mean, who knows? I mean, so, so... so I hold fast to what I've chosen to do and I'm not apologizing for that, but the attendant toll taken on family and all of that, it's... That's it."

Shitty Mom Mulgrew (2011)

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All I ever wanted was a Veritech Fighter. Nothing fancy; just a jet that turns into a robot. I could claim the SDF, but i don't need all that. Just one little Veritech is all i ask.

Cheers user

fucking dying

but scales only go from 0 or 1 to 10. are you some sort of wizard?

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