Forget your capeshit and vidyashit, biblekino is here

Forget your capeshit and vidyashit, biblekino is here.

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>Kek fake article lol
Its actually true. Oy Vey!

What... How can you even make a sequel of Passion of the Christ?

Is it gonna be about Paul and the apostles or that Judah Macabee story he talked about?

Ah. guess it is the former

He is also doing Iron man 4. RDJ is pushing hard for it.

Jews are fucking FINISHED!

Based Gibbo

Passion of the Christ II: Jesus Strikes Back

I am almost certain that it will be a "rite of redeeming" for Mel Gibson imposed on him by the Jews, entailing theological tergiversation of the story as an "antidote" for "The Passion of the Christ", and only after he does this movie the Jews will "forgive" him; i.e. let him work normally again.

YES.

>THIS SUMMER
>GET READY TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

>sacrifices himself to the bloodthirsty juden so that we may kino for eternity

Every stanza...it just rhymes

There's a shit tonne of Bible still after the crucifixion.

About his return and the rapture?

a sequel? but he died!

I laughed out loud.
I hope this is true.

What happened to Berserker or whatever?

Idiot.

I was looking forward to that viking movie more, Mel.

Jesus goes berserker.

A female reboot where jesus is played by Rebel Wilson.

Passion 2: The Rechristening

BRUH

youtube.com/watch?v=sZA2gbUz77U

Passion of the Christ 2: le resurrection

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leaked story

>Mel Gibson will never direct a crusade film

fuck.

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Will we get to see how certain different christian sects believed in different things? Such as the Gnostic Gospels.

>Forget your capeshit and vidyashit, biblekino is here.
>biblekino
>not putting shit at the end of Bible as well

You were supposed to type "bibleshit" but you fucked it up by putting kino, your thread could've been way funnier. Dumbass redditor.

fuck off newfag

Yeah i doubt jesus will be in it at all.

Movie will prob start with a disciple saying he saw Jesus alive whilst others dont believe him.

Movie would be interesting that way: as we see through the minds of those who disbelieve until we come to Paul who witnesses the vision stopping him who was on his way to massacre christians

>will it be gory as we get to see christians being tortured for their belief?

>Mel Gibson will never take back Jerusalem himself

I wish he just do another adaption of a chapter but I guess this is fine to I guess.

>it's just two hours of that time Jesus went Hulk-mode and started throwing around tables at a temple turned into a cash-grab scheme.

Thats like someone saying "Sequel to BvS? But Superman died".

off to reddit summer queer

The Rapture, American Dad style.

OUTTA MY WAY

>9999
Yeah you'd want that Satan wouldn't you

I reckon he might need a little help? How many men do you think he needs. 10, 20, 30?

HE'S BACK, AND THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL
>cut to Jesus snapping a Jewish Priest's neck

20 good christians

THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD

>implying
He is already leading the christians and Druze forces in Syria against the mudslime hordes.

He is building an army to retake the Holy land.

>Mel Gibson makes a sequel to Passion
>Its focused on the Jews who give proof he was not son of god and did not rise
>Mel is forgiven by Hollywood and is back business
I doubt that

>biblekino

No this will not do well at all.

Qurankino is where its at.

Damn Jesus, you crazy. YOU CRAZAAAY

Ben pls go

HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

Affleck as Paul!!

>"IF THERE IS A 1% CHANCE THAT JESUS IS GOD WE HAVE TO DESTROY HIM!"

hahahaha imagine that

He only needs the will and strength of god friend.

Holy fuck Sup Forums is not making this up

Nigga, Christanty spread like wildfire due to 12 or so men.

Amazing aint it

>people keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer
>but yeah, I'm thinking I'm back

IF HE BLEEDS WE CAN KILL HIM

kinda like aids

>there will never be a movie about the muslim conquest staring Ben Al-Flecki as Khalid al-Whaleed

This. Why cant they make an Islam movie?

I mean I know its forbidden to have any imagery of Muhammad, but they could have Aisha as the main star and speak about him

THIS SUMMER

THE MAN THEY THOUGHT DEAD

RETURNS

AND THIS TIME

IT'S PERSONAL

A FILM BY MEL GIBSON

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST II:

ASCENSION

Don't joke about that kind of stuff, it's blasphemous, have some fucking respect you sack of shit.

>based Mel has been holding the pocket at Deir Zor since the start of the war within all that black IS territory

Why is nobody doing triple A movies on eddaic scripture and norse sagas (and no i'm not talking about beowulf or ragnar lotbhrok)

Make Jesus a black trans and make him use his superpower.
Prod by Disney.

I wanna see Gibson make a prequel with Jesus thru his childhood leading up to arrest

Not Terminator 6 Messiah strikes back
youtube.com/watch?v=uJKye7J3-54

Is that really Mel Gibson?

OUTTA MY WAY BLOCKBUSTERSHITS

HISTORICALKINO IS HERE

I am still waiting for the Donald Trump movie.

10/10 would be

They can't a black character in there

so will he give in to the jews or will he stay true to the story?

they did
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Message_(1976_film)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad:_The_Messenger_of_God_(film)

>Mel Gibson will never form his own pmc and take the fight to the ISIS shits

because Thor, Vikings, Hammer of the Gods and all that other shit inbetween killed the genre.

We will never get a proper depiction of the Aesir and Vanir war.

off courshe

Holy shit thats awesome!!

>MuhummadanKINO

its amazing how the year of trump, real americans are standing up to the jews

oh, wow, did Hulk actually win??

How was the Bible mini series? Did that stay true to the book?

I remember everyone complaining about how Satan looked likr Obama KEK.

yes, hes coming for seconds to get more money

>tfw you are surrounded by mudslimes on all sides but all you can think about is making a sequel

Truly, I can see now the Passion of the Christ

t. Roman soldier

- Jesus is back... And he's PISSED.

ppl complained about surfer hippie jesus and general cheapness

Resurrection

then finish off with Revelations for a 3rd film.

well all i heard was that jesus was a smug motherfucker and that it was just a boring movie.

the movie cut out all the devil scenes which is pretty much a bad idea

>implying

the only reason he's making another one is because the jews are allowing it. he will make them look good in it this time.

And yet pretty much every Protestant church allows female pastors these days, who act "in the person of Christ" during communion. Protestantism is an abomination.

The resurrection obviously. Maybe even about Paul that would be great. I've always wanted a good movie about Paul.

*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAP wub wub wub*

>bible

>history

A movie about St Longinus or St. George would be great

Revelations you cuck

He did nothing wrong.

MEL IS SO FUKKIN ALPHA

>surfer hippie jesus
What did user mean by this?

Make it into what Deadwood was supposed to be, Rome in the time of St. Paul's ministry

youtube.com/watch?v=-Hsl5UG9O_c

They really will make a sequel to anything.

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