Tfw I bought a lottery ticket

>tfw I bought a lottery ticket
>tfw I am partially responsible for my country's success at these Olympics

How many of you can say that about your own country's success?

If you voted leave then you are responsible for GB's break up. Well done lad.

Or is he responsible for saving us all?

If you don't vote for Jeremy Corbyn in the next General Election you are literally spreading your cheeks for the throbbing member of global corporations

>Buy a £2 scratch card
>Win £2
>Go back in and buy another
>Win nothing

The amount of times this has happened to me, I've probably funded the entire Cycling team 5x over. Those medals as basically mine.

>falling for the lottery scam

You do realise the jackpot winners are literally made up, right?!

>Vote leave
>Economy doesnt crash
>Europoors begging for free trade deal
>May will never give the Scots 2nd referendum
>Olympic success continues

I was on the Remaintrain but honestly things will be fine

The panic over us leaving the EU was completely ridiculous desu.

Almost every country funds their olympic athletes through taxpayer money, and this is not something you should be proud at. Blowing shitload of money on something which has no benefit for the public outside of "muh gold medals" feels and "rest of the world are you even trying" shitposts is huge waste of resources.
Basically big pharma takes your taxmoney to invent new PEDs instead of cure for cancer.

B-but it was the Pro-Eu politicians who did it!

The panic only ended because Johnson and Farage backed out

That sounds like commie talk.

That sounds like rational talk

It's not taxpayers money lad, people choose to buy national lottery products. It isn't money taken off them for vanity projects.

And "muh gold medals" are good for moral and consumption.

just reminded me, i haven't checked my eurolottery numbers... could be a millionaire.

m8 if you wanna save some money all you need to do is start cutting benefits. Specifically JSA.

Boom! You can now fund all the Olympic athletes you want while simultaneously BTFO of jobless wasters.

how much do you get for three numbers?

I'm NEET but don't receive any benefits and live off my savings

How scummy am I?

Like £30.

>implying you will ever leave the EU

Not scummy at all. If you earned it have fun spending it, that's what I say. Enjoy it.

Googling says the lottery gives something like 80-100 million per year towards UK sports. JSA actually only makes up less than 1% of the welfare budget but you're right, it could fund our athletes many times over

nationalist gambler scum confuses his addiction for societal contribution

>Pensions
>£101 billion

Jesus fucking Christ.

Yeah everyone goes crazy at people on job seekers allowance without ever realising it takes up

Old people are greedy cunts, we should make them fight to the death tbqh

GOOD MORNING

>Getting rid of the economic sinkhole that is Scotland

Leavers should be celebrated in street parades for such a bold and brave decision.

To be fair, most of them have worked all their lives and have put in more than they take out. A state pension is only about a £100 a week.

>work at a bookies

Morally questionable, easy money though

what's the problem? That money was put into the govt by working people in the first place. They deserve it back

t. Sadiq Khan

fuck yeah!

>stop spending money on pensions
>thousands of old people die in the winter with no heating allowance
>solves the housing crisis
>spend the money saved on funding our swimming team
>end USA's statpadding once and for all

DO IT!

Well, I invest in treasury bonds. The country is in debt with me.

I paid an ungodly amount of taxes in comparison to my earnings, so I feel I played a part in my country's success.

>implying the vote meant anything at all
>implying we're leaving
>implying it won't be a disaster for us if we leave
>implying Europe is begging for anything

Same in France.

just without the medals :^)

The US Olympic team isn't funded by taxes.

>t. alex salmon

>all these remaincucks.

I don't see the UK leaving the EU anytime soon

We're just biding our time, m8.

GOOD MORNING

this

i've heard they'll pay them millions to keep quiet about it

article 50 will be triggered 2/1/17 and we'll probably announce full split in march 19 in time for the budget to come out with all its grants to keep the miserable farmers happy