How are muslims really like? I've never met a single one in my life

How are muslims really like? I've never met a single one in my life

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loud, annoying, smelly

Beautiful

It depends where they come from:

Lebanese are Middle Eastern Italians. Somalians are violent and not to be trusted. Indonesians are quiet and prone to becoming weebs.

practicing or muslim as in middle-eastern?

kinda like hispanics, but they explode more

Try to be white and the second you don't include them they want to kill and rape you and your family

I have no idea but I really want to go to subway

>1.6 billion people are all the same

I guess that like people, but Americans say that they are all terrorist that scream Alluh Ackbar all the time.

In America they're just normies who own a ton of tiny businesses (restaurants, gas stations, convenience stores) and say habibi a lot

Europe has more problems with them but the French/British used to colonize their countries, and they were initially brought in to do shitty factory work that doesn't exist anymore

t. muzzi cunt who is mad he got cucked by the tigers

Most are good. I've had several Lebanese, Afghan, Jordanian, Egyptian, Bangladeshi and Iranian friends. In fact, with most of them you wouldn't even believe they're muslim until they tell you, they look like ordinary people.

The only people I've ever had problems with were nigger jamaicans.

>cambodia

oh hey it's the country from that 80s song
how are things in kampuchea nowadays?

they're kinda okay
I know one who I didn't even know was muslim for about four years, he doesn't act any differently than anyone else

Irrational and easily offended.

I'm sure outside of the tribal places they are acceptable to a point

but im buddhist
>got cucked by the tigers
???

Lovely as individuals but the underlying ideology is a latent virus

>having problems with Jamaicans
holy fuck man what the hell is wrong with you
One of my friends is Jamaican, he's the most based guy in the world
me and my other friends often times tell him how great of a King of the World he would be, he's so based
kinda quiet, but an amazing human being.

i've never meet a jew
i've never meet a muslim
i've never meet an indian

it's weird, also, the only black person i've meet was a PhD graduate so they are pretty ok in my book

autistic weebs who post on chinese image boards
t. muslim

My former bosses were all Egyptian. Tbe older guy was really nice and would tell jokes about strong coffee and morsi. the younger guy was like 35, always wore silk shirts undone to the seco d button, a gold necklace and LOTS of cologne. he was all business

Ask anybody from Toronto and Ottawa, Jamaicans are basically american nigger niggers. Haitians too.

Jamaicans have the highest rates of violent crime in Toronto

He just needed an excuse to say cuck

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Shit as always. Pic related is literally what bus just passed

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aside from palm trees not to different from what I see sometimes here

"my friends and I" damn your eyes!

good man.

Not enough arab porn, most of it Sunny Leone

I'm a total loser.

which one, Sup Forums?

Had a muslim in my class once, he was pretty chill. Never found out he was one until it was Ramadan. Dude ate pork and didn't wear his hat which was weird.

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the arab muslims I knew were all jackasses except for this one super cool kid

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midle and two on the right are ok

two on the left are shit tier, one looks like a witch from oz, the other looks like a rodent

middle

glasses

I will never have a Pakistani WIIIFFEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

idk they're all pretty cute to me

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Whichever one wants to peg me

I'm a teacher who has a lot of immigrants in his classes. Honestly, Arab Muslims are the ones who assimilate easiest into the American classroom environment out of any immigrant group. Unlike some other groups (cougheastasianscough), they're ready and willing to engage in lessons, ask for clarification, and question everything.

The adult ones that I've come across are usually business owner types. Other than that, I don't really know; I personally didn't grow up around them.

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whichever one will piss on my face

;)

ALLAHU AKBAR, MY WIVE IS MY PROPERTY!!!!!
.... management.

She looks nice, but whiteness isn't everything, the darker skinned ones above are far more attractive because of their facial features

Not only does she sound and look like Emma Watson, she's just as passionate about her dogma!

I'm friends with this one Paki dude who's pretty cool, don't know anyone else

America's farther away from Europe and has more of a vetting process. Hence, most of the Muslims who come here are well-off enough to afford coming. Most European muslims are uneducated plebs.

Please stop posting if you have no idea about a country

> Tamil Tigers: Hindu/Ethnic Tamil Extremist Group wanting a breakaway state. Comparable to the Basque's/IRA, with religion a minor factor

> Sri Lanka: Majority Buddhist country with small muslim population, and almost as many Christians. All non Tamil's are united in opposition to the Tamil Tigers, regardless of religion.

> (YOU): Dumb Amerishart who doesn't know anything about Sri Lanka, and assumes the poster is Muslim

There are 1,6 billions of them so your question is retarded. It obviously depends mostly on their ethnicity and culture. You know, there is no such a thing as "Muslim culture", Malaysia is very different from Turkey and Afghanistan.
So I would talk about Muslims in Russia:
1) Tatars and bashkirs - well, mostly okay people, they do not really differ from Russians. We are heavily intermixed with them and have been living together for 500 years. They are mostly pretty secular. They are also white or have Asian traits.
2) Middle Asia immigrants from Ex-USSR. Well, mostly hard-working people, they work mostly in construction, as salesmans and other shit jobs but I knew one Kyrgyz who was a ITfag. They look Asian, except Tajiks who have Caucasian appearance. Pretty okay people except the Tajiks, the latter are mountaineers without any culture. Most of them aren't very religious too. Also nice cuisine.
3) Northwest Caucasus - people have caucasian appearance, most of them remind me rednecks. Small in number peoples, they are less closed society than eastern Caucasus and they mix with Russians sometimes. People there are not very religious, but religious, yet their Islam has many remains of pagan traditions.
4) Eastern Caucasus - the most retarded regions of Russia. Dagestan, Chechnya, Ingushetia. People are retards without any education, arrogant, loud and stupid. Chechens are very religious and conservative, but the same moment they are strong adherents of Sufi Islam because wahhabist scum did many violent shit there in 90s. Ingushetia is a very small and poor region, they are still living under war regime because there are still mountain Islamist guerillas there. Dagestan is a very diverse region. There live 50 different ethnicities, and they have simultaneously gay clubs and remote mountain villages where people do female genital mutilation. But 2bh the latter are just small group of retards. Dagestanis aren't really conservative but they are still religious.

>there's always this one guy ready to write a fucking essay

ar rook same

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Dagestanis drink and smoke weed a lot. People in villages there are very conservative though, but when their young people comes to the cities, they loose their heads.
5) Azerbaijanis - pretty nice people. They hate Armenians and vice versa. 2ch admin is Azeri. Also they are the only shia Muslims of Russia but they are not really relugious. They are basically Turks with some minor differences in language and culture. Many of them trade shit here in markets or have shops.

Caucasians are generally white or brown. Chechens and Ingushs are white, for example. Also Caucasian girls are very hot.

ya bro fuck informative posts

These were the only correct answers, mudslimes are terrible subhumans. Ignore diasporafags itt.

bruh i come here for memes, degradation, shittalk and degeneracy. well-written informative posts trigger my shit

>tfw no beurette gf

time to move to marseille, bros

They're alright

they dont sound that bad :o

>believing Achmed

Yeah, they only go on murderous rampages a few times a year in the US despite being ~1% of the population.

How much different would you say that middle eastern and paki/afghan muslims are from muslims in Russia?

I'm a chinese Indonesian and most of them are okay, I had a muslim bestfriend when I was in college but those cancerous ones are very cancerous

Manteen did nothing wrong

Daily reminder, White Women belong to Indian/Muslim/Arab men!

DEAL WITH IT!

If only the rest of Canada would fucking wake up to this shit, but NOPE. Liberal washed to fucking oblivion!

I couldn't find my San Bernadino attack image, closest thing I could find.

>they forced me to

"Yo pajeet ala ramabahbah, we are fucking this little boy in the ass. Want to join? Praise alah."

"You're alahdamn right I do"

Was this you?

Fankui, tiko, huana.

Most I've met have been pretty good. My closest Muslim mate is a Syrian dude who works as a news reporter and has always been very studious and hospitable. That said, I had an ex who lived in France who said something like she felt uncomfortable by Muslim men over there, like they weren't nice to women or something like that. Outside of those two examples, you meet the odd guy who works as a mechanic or at a kebab shop and they're pretty helpful.

Mau angpao gan?

Colombia has a huge lebanese population. You've definitely encountered one if you ever went to a major city.

Never knew anyone from pakistan or Afghanistan. Yet I know 2 Arabs. Not sure if 2 people are enough to judge but:
1) I had a Syrian girl in school and we dated, so I can be biased. Girl was very hot but allowed to bang her ass only, not pussy. She was very liberal, listened to Echo Moskvy radio (the only liberal offline media here). Her father was a businessman who stayed in USSR after uni. She said most of Syrians were pretty okay people, but was worrying that Bashar Assad was building mosques and didn't promote secularism that much as Hafez did. Well, time proved her to be correct. She didn't differ that much from Russian girls by behavior, but she was born and raised here. She had great big ass and tits and was brown. Mia Kalifa kind of reminds me her.
2) Dude from Lebanon in my uni. Actually he spend half of his life here too and his mother was Russian. He was a commie and atheist so I guess he doesn't represent an average arab. He was way more social than average Russian, talked to anyone everywhere, always hanged our somewhere. Said Lebanese people are on average more social than Russians and drink way less. They could gather with friends for a walk or visit their friends without alcohol, which is kind of impossible in Russian culture. Also he smoked 2 packs of cigs per day.

Lebanese doesn't mean muslim, most lebanese people that came here where catholic maronites, some muslims came here but almost all of them live in the far north with some natives

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only mudslim shitskin would say that mudslims are ok
they are most useless and stinky filth of the Earth

t. Borat

How are the Circassian people? How religious are they? Are they nice?

First world western 'Muslims' are nice people, usually civilized, well-off and pleasant to talk to.

Muslims from third world or under-developed places (Russia, Balkans, Levant) are hard to tolerate.

desu this applies to people from any religion. The people who practice the religion to the book are a pain in the ass (see: Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses)

Well, there are a very small number of Circassians in Russia because most of them fleed the Caucasian war to Turkey in 19th century. Remains live in Karachaevo-Cherkessia region and have kind of conflict with Karachaevtsy. Never met any Cherkes so idk. Also Russia have accepted few thousands of Syrian Cherkesses who are successors of those who fleed to Turkey.

Tell your goverment to stop occupying their land.

Lucky guys

Unfriendly

my country has murderous rampages every day :(

>Friend will drink all day every weekend
>Won't eat a pepperoni pizza

They're just Christians except they read a different book and feel morally superior over equally but different stupid shit

The least amount of Circassians live in KC. Most live in Adygea and Kabardino Balkaria.. Kabardians are also Circassians..

Die, amerishit

At best, a loud, smelly version of those bible-thumping american protestants who are anti-gay, abortion, etc.
At worst, well...

Little ruskie is mad now, jeez. Don't worry, just inject some krokodil and everything will be all better, putin will fix everything

I've only interacted with them as customers in their grocery stores and they've always been warm and inviting, the kind of owners who'll throw in something for free when you come often.

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Used to work with a couple of Albanian muslims. No headscarves and one of the guys would send snapchats of him talking his way out of DUIs all the time.

Very laidback and chill.

Some of my classmates are also Muslim. Some wear headscarves, some dont. Really depends on the individual. From what I've seen, most of the women seem to be simultaneous stronk wimmin and daddy's girls at the same time.

t. butthurted allah diaspora
go back to your desert fagot