Be slav

>be slav
>have a round face like a potato

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>be jap
> have a tiny dick like a shrimp

That dude ain't shit. I could kick his ass then fuck his gf and he wont do anything about it.

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>be australian
>have a red skin like australian soil

That's a pretty weak comeback desu my nihon friend

>be australian
>have to live with it

>be american
> 52%

>be aussie
>eat 1500 calories of spider each day

>be american
>eat 15,000 calories for breakfast everyday

But potatoes are not round...

>be australian
>can't drive after sundown due to abbos in the road

>be jap
>get cucked by slavs

youtube.com/watch?v=A7DDYNJqKzk&t=2s

he's pretty bad with insults, don't pressure him

>be american
>cant drive any time due to niggers being everywhere

They are if you follow the latest in food-related fashions:

Overpriced miniature potatoes.

It's all the rage amongst upper middle class housewives who have nothing better to do than post pictures of food on social media.

japanese potatoes are round
but watermelons are not

>be ausausaus
>save up a year's worth of income for a weekend at Islander Resort Hotel
>throw dirt on your room carpet to make it feel more like home

>be american
>save up a years worth of income just to pay rent for your shitty appartment while your tax money pays for jamals house and groceries

get a room you two

>be russian
>be russian

>b a
>Post on a pc with a tiny harddrive because you know it would take a few hours to download an image
>will never know what it's like to "attach" a file to anything

>imblyign
im not joining this

>be australian
>get genghis khan'd

>what did he mean by this?

>t.Shartin Martin
>implying you didnt just join in on this

I made this picture especially for you so that you wouldn't go over your monthly download limit.

KHAN'D

>"ah! my first reaction image" the aussie exclaims
>I've got to tell my wife's son about this one!

Don't bother reading this aussie I know this post exceeds your ISPs text character download limit

What is this thread?

>be german
>actually turkish

>Be German
>See picture of Hitler on Sup Forums
>Police drop by for a visit a few hours later

>be american
>genocide the natives
>be australian
>breed with the natives
XddddddDDD

heres a (You)

i normally only respond to people from white countries but i made a special exception for (You) Tyrone

im gonna close the tab now, and POOF in my reality this thread never happened
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>be german
>phone autocorrects hurtful words
>you thank the manufacturer for the feature in a papyrus letter
>get arrested for overt kindness

>be belarussian
>who the fuck cares about belarus

but I will check my own quads first

>be strayan
>be important on the international stage
>things that never happened

My new banter target is the german now, keep up Stevie "Spider Sucker" Panwan. Ask your ISP for a faster page refresh rate.

Bulgarians are round-faced is what i've noticed, Croatians are not, we are just ugly. See Luka Modrić.

>be australian
>5mb/s

God i hate japan. Fucking squeaky voice rice eating gooks. And that slav prick looks like a faggot

I bet I can kick his girlfriend's ass afterwards and then fuck yours to assert dominance

>Be Dutch
>have to grow gills