OFFICIAL BOSTON RED SOX (69-53) @ DETROIT TIGERS (64-59) GAMETHREAD

baseball's on my friends i don't know who's pitching or anything but i know for sure they're about to play a game so let's watch

why are they acting like bogaerts is out of his slump my advanced metrics tell me he's in deep deep trouble still

that pathetic at bat and weak pop up proves my advanced metrics forecasting that bogaerts is done at the big league level

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>doubles

great at bat mookie way to be competitive

Over under on Henry Owens walking 1.5 batters this inning?

push

why are they letting henry 'ugly hank' owens pitch anyways

>lead off walk

what if he walks infinity batters

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Brian Johnson is still a bit loose in the wherewithal department.

Eddy is nursing the hammy.

>Brian Johnson is still a bit loose in the wherewithal department

i appreciate the sensitivity with which you have alluded to this very serious health issue which afflicts many people

Least I could do.

SANDY

LION

>Maybin
>Miggy

BASED HURRICANE SANDY

Sweet Jesus, that was beautiful.

>2016
>Stealing with JD coming to the plate

Should be illegal desu

Is Owens the ace?

did justin upton apologize for that yet

When is Sandy Leon gonna regress? Or is he unironically for real

damn it sandy.

Literally did nothing wrong

>Napoli in second place for strikeouts

Never change you legend, never change

Soon probably. No one has a .456 BABIP forever. Catcher's a tough spot to get offense from, so even regressed Sandy could be valuable. I'd expect Vasquez to get another shot, though.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT FIFTH PITCH WAS A STRIKE

LITERALLY WHO DESU?

Vasquez died user

thank u for posting this

Hill would have had that

good idea for Salty to not run on that JBJ throw even if it was way off the line

that's what I'm afraid of. the Sox have like 7 catchers now and based Vazquez is the best defensively but is coming off injury and can't hit for crap.
Pls come back Christian :'/

holy shit fuck farrell you fucking retard

this is a stupid idea. JD will probably cream the ball.

>Walking Miggy for JD

>JD

What was the purpose of this John?

John, John we are losing this game. We are dick deep in a playoff run and you have costed us two whole games this series alone.

fuuuuck

Too tough a situation to put on Farrell, let's be fair here.

I want E-Rod and Writght back RIGHT FUCKING NOW

KILL ME
END MY FUCKING LIFE
FIRE JOHN FARRELL
KILL ME
FIRE FARRELL
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FACE JD WITH BASES LOADED
WHAT THE FUCK
I WANT TO DIE
FIRE JOHN FARRELL
BOSTON RED SOX WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL 2016

APOLOGIZE

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Why did Farrell throw this game? Why is Headcase Owens even on our AAA team?

JUST
IN
UP
TON

Fuck E-Rod for getting injured. We wouldn't have to deal with this shit

>bullpen game for 6 innings

as much as i like owens its hard to see that happening.

>Its a Ortiz loses total feeling in his legs episode

I have no idea how that man can live with that kinda leg pain at all times

Hehe thanks Owens glad to know you still suck cock.

Getting injured happens sometimes. Not ERod's fault his hamstring cramped.

You SHOULD be angry about the Wright injury, which fucked everything up because Farrell was a dumb retrard.

We wouldn't have needed Buttholez to pitch in those other games and he could have pitched this one.

Concede this game & leave Owens in there.

A sacrificial lamb for our bullpen if you will.

The roids help

This.

We won't win anyways if it's a bullpen game. And Owens is almost certainly being optioned back down to Pawtucket after this game.

So he should stay in there and take his lumps for the shit he's caused.

>John pulls him after 80 pitches

So why did he load the bases for the Tigers hottest hitter?

>that Hanley scream of "fuck"

wew

because john farrell is a retard

Because Farrell

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Miggy is the better hitter.

Farrell is a moron, but the situation was fucked from jump.

Where is Joe Kelly?

>Henry Owens was, at one point, considered a top pitching prospect and had "ace quality stuff" for a pitcher

""""""""""""""pitching""""""""""""" """""""""""""""'scouts"""""""""""""""""

Miggy is also hitting barely .200 in his last 40 plate appearances.

Martinez was hitting fucking .400+

But john doesnt know that because he has no understanding of the game

I fucking swear if we don't sweep the Rays Farrell needs to be fired.

He does have pretty good stuff. Too bad he's a pussy.

>he's never had quality outings that could reinforce this
wew lad he just never seems to string together good starts. guess they thought they could improve his control enough.

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Ya quality stuff that's why he sits in Triple A for the entire season, because of his quality stuff.

He's an utter fucking bust with miserable control issues and spinelessness.

I don't give a shit about his "quality stuff" if he can't fucking get outs in big moments.

M8 this isn't facebook you can't just post your personal pics here.

why are you posting pictures of giants fans in this thread? i dont understand, user.

so you've hardly seen owens pitch at all. k.

This is honestly why i didnt give a shit that we traded Espinoza.

He was in single A, no fucking way he'd survive to the majors with the "great stuff" with Bostons history of developing pitchers.

He's still young enough to hold on to. Hopefully 2017 is a good year for him.

Um, you fucking retard, I've seen him pitch plenty this year and last year.

Shut the fuck up. There's a reason he's been in Triple A all season.

Fucking christ you must be the same guy that defended Abad.

Why are red Sox fans trying to defend Henry Owens?

We are desperate for a quality pitching prospect.

i dont know

nobody's defending his mistakes today.

>today
he literally is a shit pitcher that doesnt deserve any defending at all ever

He's only 24, calm down.

that's pretty ignorant, user.

And he's shown virtually no signs of improvement the last two years.

He still has control issues.
He still falters in big moments.
He still gives up a ton of runs and can barely go deep into a game.

That's not encouraging.

Fucking what?

What the fuck has he shown in the last two years for me to have any confidence in him as a pitcher at all?

He has a career 4.7 ERA to this point. And in the outings he has started, it has NOT been a good showing.

Even if he has spot outings where he does decent, those are just fucking spot outings. If he has no consistency, then those are exceptions to the rule.

You know who has good spot outings? Buttholez. Kelly. Ubaldo.

You think any of them are good?

lol

>Shaw

ugh, we aren't scoring any runs today, the offense looks dead and beaten

Thank you based Commerica for your NL-tier dimensions

get a load of this mad faggot who took the time to type 'um' like a retard

Fucking kill yourself man.

First you defend Owens like a moron, and then you have nothing else to say but "l-l-look at this fag!!"

Where the hell were you last year when Owens was getting shelled and we were shitting on him?

Where were you then you fucking plastic fan.

>tfw your team hasn't sucked enough to weed out the fairweather angryfags
massive losing streak WHEN

Nice

More hits, nice

Lel that wasn't even me, I'm a Tigers fan you fucking twat

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hmm ok then

my point still stands for the other guy though

September

JUST

wrong upton user

HOLY FUCK

>owens has potential

Christ Owens is about to cry

Lmao

>giving up 2 (TWO) homeruns to JUSTin UPton

Nice job Owens

Keep him in there John

They should make this faggot pitch all 9 for being so shit

>They woke up Upton