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>posting in the pseudo thailad thread

we're all in here you mongs

kangaroo retards OUT

*upvotes this gimmick*

why aren't you an Epicurean lads???

>tfw no legal schoolgirl gf

>he's proud of living in a pseudo third world country

Pretty alpha move there, mate. Good on you.

Executive decision: I'm never making another /new/ for these ungrateful cocksuckers ever again

*smashes you*

guys I nearly died in an earthquake, AMA

schoolgirls are cute

face like a smacked arse

all saudi arabians should be killed

that's every girl without a lot of makeup though

do you have a sister?

what city

I can't go without it, pesto and nut–butters are the only things to be rival to it.
>Shanique Syrena
Why can't blacks into names?

>odal rune

Quite enjoy the Beyond the press channel that the Hydraulic Press Channel people run.

Wonder what the award was for

hmm why do the men look so similar?

need the head of 7-8 on the body of 3

finnish accent makes it 10x better imo

satsuma

virgin cretin

>your face will never be the tiled floor in this pic

who took the photo?

>lashing out at posters for not going into an improperly made thread

because we are just 1 race :)

alri big face

girls rugby, 100%

tangerine

*smiles at you from across the room*

Reverse imaged it and its actually handball in some Nordic country, you're wrong.

Absolutely repulsed by mixed race people

Does britains smell bad like frenchs and nordic europeans?

this is thailad

if you could also never post that would be just dandy

*does a little dance*

*tries to grin back but immediately starts coughing violently*

stop replying to it

Alri just found out about the name field debacle. My bad lads my bad.

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wannabe satsuma tbqh

bet you fucking reek you brown cunt

Do*

rate my engrishu senpai
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*lifts one leg up*

*BRRRRRFPPPFPFP*

how much could i buy one of your sisters for?

well

fuck you

*figures your mocking him, frowns*

*smacks the satsuma out of your hands*

are you a qt russian girl?

how much you offering? she's a bit of a munter btw

from your perspective yes, we will smell slightly of milk. we don't notice it though

moron

i hope you like fat sjw's

good shout

disguised one of my testicles as a satsuma using wotsit dust and some poof just slapped it

almost climaxed from his touch

mandarin

i can offer up to $2 000 000 but they have to meet criteria

>fat
no

Posting on /brit/ while waiting for a romantic date has become a sort of habit. It's part of the sexual rirual to get immersed in virgin-culture before shagging another 19 years old bird. Makes you enjoy it better.

learning satsuma lads

amairika furrisitu

yum

cool
now post the 99% of mixed race people who look hideous

good enough for a shag but never a ring

>you brown cunt
go brushing your teeth cumskin bastard.

I like british accent, it's some mix between german and french pronunciation, really great.

source

nice, a free floor statsuma

drinks on me boys

satsuma's disabled cousin tbph

uh, sorry?

> $
talk in real currency you paki
what are the requirements?

Lads should I plead guilty by post or in person?

what does black hair feel like, is it like petting a sheep? I've always wondered

no i'm jap girl
sorry m8

show me the example

>is it like petting a sheep
yes

I hate you all

she seems like a friend of mine, fucking perfect.

/brit/ is a normie general you spazmoid
we have another general on /r9k/ which the virgins were banished too

My general is turning into quite a pleasant discussion Just so you know

feels like stroking pubes

post your real vocaroo

doing a sleep

it is about 1 580 000 in your currency

>what are the requirements?
virgin
willing to marry
willing to move country
not fat
willing to be muslim

thousand island dressing, oyster sauce?
go to Bradistan, the Londonian Emirate of Tower Hamlets or Rochbad for that sort of thing.

wrong I know a girl who is half english and half welsh and she is solid 8

Are these Asian or white women? Where do you meet them?

not very picky are you

post face

opinions on the ol' 'piro?

aka ben shapiro

Any copies of The Great Wall out yet lads?

Yeah right as if youbdon't spend your time making plans for the 'cide when I'm not around

what's it like to crush a girls hand lads?

>virgin
Oh dear
You know this is /brit/, right?

70% asians 30% white I'd say
Tinder, Skout (big here) and street pickuo

ah yes, Bronwyn Smith