Bravo, Brazil

> The olympics went on witouth a single problem

is Sup Forums ever right?

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it could be a lot worse
besides the green pool it wasn't that bad at all

Just the Lotche affair was more entertaining than most of the sports.

Well done hues. 8/10, would come again.

>empty stadiums

it was a fiasco

There's still a few events left and the closing ceremony.

>This meme again
>What is the economic crisis
>What are ticket prices
London had plenty of shit left empty too.

Oh fuck, it's the final days of the Olympics today!?

fugg yesterday was so fun. What do I watch today for entertainment, lads?

no one cares about the economic success other than brazil. we just watch to be able to watch athletes without anyone getting shot

>it doesn't count as a fiasco because such and such causes

fuck off, 80% of Engenhão was empty when Bolt wasn't there

basketball on right now
closing ceremony in 4 hours

You can blame the IOC for that

see >closing ceremony
;_; I think is in 4 hours from now. Can some Brazilbro confrim this?

Eh forget it, I didn't saw this Thanks.

I had assumed daily ISIS attacks would merge with favela gang warfare to kill half the athletes while field hospitals were erected to treat zika outbreak so I'm pretty impressed.

Good games, Brazil.

Can we agree that ISIS doesn't give a shit to the Americas? Or it was because of all dem miliary?

Thanks hermano. 7/10 Olympics

>Stating reasons why it was not a fiasco
>lol it doesn't count, let me wallow a bit more
How does that gringo cock taste?

theyre too busy with european gals, lad

I blame IOC for making the dumb mistake of picking Rio, yes. There's nothing they could do to fill the stadiums, even handing hundreds of thousands of tickets away didn't do it. And hues often outright lie about prices here. I paid R$35 to watch weightlifting.

8 bongs brazil time

kek this pic
ISIS did give a shit, they tried really hard to inspire lone wolves by translating their propaganda to Portuguese and stuff.
An ISIS group was arrested but no one else cares about Islam here.

I went to engenhão when Bolt wasn't there and it was 80% full. Mostly qualifying events and only two medal events

isis were robbed. now there are suicide vests in some favela

What the fuck, I didn't even realize Serbia was good at Ape-Hoop.

That's from a long time ago, not everyone cared for the olympics last year.

Hell, people only starded giving a fuck after the opening

Google says 4.

>Brazilian chamionship just starting
>stadium already full

wew

WHAT DO YOU THINK JAPAN WILL DO AS FORMING PART OF THE CLOSING CEREMONY?

They don't give a shit about us.

7.50-8/10 give yourself more credit brazil, they were nice.

Anyone have a link to the DEATH MARCH part were the austin powers theme plays?

Hold me Sup Forums I'm getting sad.
>4 more years

Yes there is. They could've had the olympics in July when not everyone is working/studying/taking their kids to school everyday.

lol

Yeah, i know the 11 autists, that professor and a guy who was a Hezbollah cell.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK JAPAN WILL DO AS FORMING PART OF THE CLOSING CEREMONY?
Motorized pieces of plastic and muh samurais.
Japan will be boring af for tourists.

Me neither, apparently they are.

>Japan will be boring af for tourists.
>aka normalfags
But not for Sup Forumsa/rtans and Sup Forums in general, imagine all the OC, all the maymays, I can see my sides on orbit now.

8pm

...

when someone says "x bongs y bings", it's implied 'from now'

the stadiums I've been to weren't empty. That includes the engenhão

Nah mate he is white, I'm african black goddess :^)

>Me neither, apparently they are.
I honestly hope Serbia wins. I'm sick of my country being represented by niggers. You can call me racist all you want, but blacks make up only 13% of our population, yet they seem to represent us on the global stage. Shit pisses me off.

Now you know how we feel about Rio.

This was the worst Olympics organization-wise anyways.

>Greek official suffers $11,000 theft and Australian rowing coaches robbed at knifepoint as Rio crime targets Olympics
stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/82914903/australian-olympic-rowing-coaches-robbed-at-knifepoint-as-rio-safety-fears-mount

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edition.cnn.com/2016/08/01/sport/fire-thefts-olympic-village/

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/team-gb-athletes-ban-brazilian-cleaners-from-entering-their-room/

rt.com/news/354897-russian-fans-house-robbed/

rt.com/news/355005-portugal-minister-robbed-rio/

breitbart.com/sports/2016/08/06/two-shot-dead-rio-olympic-sites/

petapixel.com/2016/08/05/olympic-photographer-robbed-rio-40k-gear-stolen-10-seconds/

standard.co.uk/sport/sport-olympics/rio-olympics-2016-greg-rutherford-has-mobile-phone-stolen-after-winning-bronze-a3319971.html

theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/17/british-athlete-held-at-gunpoint-robbery-rio-olympics

inews.co.uk/essentials/sport/olympics/another-team-gb-athlete-become-victim-theft-rio/

>le 60% face

MACROSS robots destroying the venues

Rio 2016: Soldier that got shot in the head died today
g1.globo.com/hora1/noticia/2016/08/morre-soldado-da-forca-nacional-baleado-por-traficantes-no-rj.html

An operation was carried out to avenge his death:
oglobo.globo.com/rio/operacao-no-complexo-da-mare-deixa-um-morto-dois-feridos-19900363

As a revenge for the attack on the favela, a bus was burned:
oglobo.globo.com/rio/onibus-incendiado-apos-tiroteio-com-tres-mortos-um-ferido-19904500

>Rio organizers put on brave face as Games problems pile up
reuters.com/article/us-olympics-rio-problems-idUSKCN10M21J

>something explodes and Spain x Nigeria basketball arena has to be evacuated
reuters.com/article/us-olympics-rio-basketball-m-idUSKCN10M2N2

>first Chinese athlete caught doping
nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11692538

>Brazil athletes not dope-tested ahead of Rio : report
reuters.com/article/us-sport-doping-brazil-olympics-idUSKCN10G0FZ

>Bulgarian Silvia Danekova fails drugs test
bbc.com/sport/olympics/37055298

>Ryan Lochte's hair turns green too just like the swimming pool
mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/swimmer-ryan-lochtes-freshly-bleached-8606918

>Water polo players complain of burning eyes after Rio officials attempt to treat green pool water
washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/08/10/water-polo-players-complain-of-burning-eyes-after-rio-officials-attempt-to-treat-green-pool-water/

>Belgian Becomes First Sailor To Fall Ill During Olympics After Sailing Rio’s Polluted Waters
newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/08/11/evi-van-acker-guanabara-bay/

>John Coates says this Rio Olympics is the 'most difficult' he has encountered
baka.com.au/sport/olympics/rio-2016/rio-2016-john-coates-says-this-olympics-is-the-most-difficult-he-has-encountered-20160811-gqqpko.html

Yes this country is the absolute worse I've seen 50 dead bodies just this month and that's because I live in a city with a """murder rate of 11 per 100k""" and an """HDI of .803"""
We fake statistics a lot to pretend we're good at anything.

Other things we do:
>shoot eachother for fun
>throw rocks at eachother's head
>put the paper in the bin
>throw children at running cars for welfare money
>kidnap tourists' wifes and gfs and sell them to Turkey
>genocide natives (something the developed world has never seen)
>rape
>pillage
>build slums on hills
>build slums on farms
>build slums on top of buildings
>yell
>fake orgasms
>kill eachother's children
>do drugs
>sell the lowest quality drugs in the world
>pretend we invented shit the US did
>shit on the streets
>pretend we're cordial while we're the most uncivilized people ever seen
>plastic surgeries paid by the government to pretend we have white and/or pretty people
>sell athletic slaves to Qatar and Bahrain
>throw sofas and eletronics on the streets with hopes someone dies by hitting them
>kill the elderly for being elderly
>breed like rats
>pretend we have a middle class
>steal American culture because we don't have any
>build houses without cement
>build olympic stadiums without cement
>poo on the ocean
>pee on the ocean
>try to block ambulances on emergencies
>poo on the bin
>pee on the bin
>spit on eachother's faces
>use knifes to poo
>use knifes to shop for free
>knife the bin
>genocide Armenian diaspora
>steal phones to literally unironically throw them away in no time
>try to block liveleak
>swim in green pools
>get chikungunya
>get zika
>blame CIA who didn't do nothing
>blame NSA who didn't do nothing
>blame FBI who didn't do nothing
>export fake Mexicans to the USA to pretend Mexicans are bad people
>incriminate poor American heroes
>bribe the world media into believing it

>You can call me racist
No, Why I would do it?
It's your opinion user, this is Sup Forums if some lefty can't handle the bant or the sincere opinion of others then they should fuck off.
Also you are right, but well it's only racist if there are a lot of white, not if there is a lot of blacks.
Fuck SJW logic.

>he actually believes that story
lol

Better than Atlanta, better than Sydney, better than London, about the same as Athens

Back to watching Brasileirão, I guess...

Montenegro's Olympic Committee officials robbed at gunpoint, car hijacked in Rio
balkaninsight.com/en/article/montenegro-officials-robbed-at-gunpoint-in-rio-08-10-2016

Australian Olympic Rowing Coaches Robbed at Knifepoint
>Two Australian Olympic rowing coaches were robbed at knifepoint Friday night while walking between hotels in Ipanema, a spokesperson for Australia's Olympic Committee confirmed Saturday.
nbcnews.com/card/australian-olympic-rowing-coaches-robbed-knifepoint-n624646?cid=sm_fb

Danish athlete fell through the floor into a small hole during practice in Rio
jyllands-posten.dk/sport/ol/badminton/ECE8910960/viktor-axelsen-maatte-sunde-sig-efter-fald-gennem-gulv-ved-ol-i-rio/

>'Argh, my eyes!': Rio chiefs turn water polo pool blue again... but end up stining athletes' eyes
eurosport.co.uk/water-polo/rio/2016/olympics-rio-2016-too-much-chlorine-stings-water-polo-players-after-second-pool-turns-green_sto5717439/story.shtml

>There Is No Coffee in the Olympic Village
extracrispy.com/drinks/559/there-is-no-coffee-in-the-olympic-village?xid=partner_greatist

>Rio criticised after Sonny Bill Williams waits 90 minutes for ambulance
theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/11/rio-2016-criticised-sonny-bill-williams

>Belgian sailor most likely contracted infection from contaminated water (Dutch, translation in comments)
demorgen.be/sport/coach-evi-van-acker-zeer-waarschijnlijk-ziek-door-vuil-water-bd6d039b/

>Empty arenas at Rio Olympics 2016 give organisers cause for worry
telegraph.co.uk/olympics/2016/08/10/empty-arenas-at-rio-olympics-2016-give-organisers-cause-for-worr/

>Dutch dressage team down by one after horse bitten and contracts 'body full of toxic fever'
horseandhound.co.uk/rio-2016-olympics-news/first-dutch-horse-arena-rio-olympics-dressage-retired-586865

>Zentradi forces appear
>Audience in despair
>Suddenly Lynn Minmay appears from a cloud of smoke on a podium
>Sings
>Everyone's pumped up and the Zentradi park their mechs and have a good time
>Can't go back because their mechs were stolen by some HUE HUE HUEs

thesun.co.uk/news/1533881/crisis-hit-rio-olympics-thrown-into-yet-more-chaos-as-sailing-ramp-collapses-days-before-games-begin/

latino.foxnews.com/latino/sports/2016/08/13/starting-platform-for-open-water-swimming-competition-collapses/

Athletes's belongs stolen several times:
news18.com/news/olympics/rio-sorry-as-denmark-athletes-robbed-at-olympic-village-1277546.html

edition.cnn.com/2016/08/01/sport/fire-thefts-olympic-village/

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/team-gb-athletes-ban-brazilian-cleaners-from-entering-their-room/

kek.

>In media village, shower is just a hole in the wall.

mogaznews.com/en/World-News/110448/Rio-Olympics-2016-New-Zealand-journalist-reveals-his-shower-.html

>Brazilians try to turn off Olympic Torch
youtube.com/watch?v=p_W2zl2fbKM

>Australian paralympian robbed at gunpoint in Rio
archive.is/OyyUL

>Australian athletes robbed during fire evacuation at Olympic village
archive.is/xmWg1

>New Zealand jiu-jitsu athlete kidnapped by men in police uniforms and forced to withdraw money
archive.is/lDAk1

>Chinese hurdler gets vomited on and robbed upon arrival in Rio
archive.is/rQT9c

>Australian news crew had a lucky escape after almost being robbed of their camera gear by a group of transvestites along Rio de Janeiro’s most famous beach
archive.is/2pXFC

>Massively behind schedule and shitty quality infrastructure and athletes village
archive.is/n03il

>Body parts wash up near Olympics beach volleyball site
archive.is/Cgokk

>Sewage spills and pollution
archive.is/SRGLa

>‘Super Bacteria’ detected at beaches
archive.is/yx45l

>Russian doping scandal and bans
archive.is/zukpY

>Zika virus
archive.is/d1D3o

>ISIS terrorists
archive.is/tYih9

>robbed at knifepoint
>In Rion

I would be surprised if it didn't happen.

The stadiums weren't empty, stop buying Sup Forums memes

Most were pretty empty actually.

They're not even memes though. They're true.

Good thing we're building a wall and sending all the illegals back, huh?

>Brazilians actually think this was a good olympics

you cannot make up this delusion

Hope Solo's cooch got destroyed a 2nd time.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK JAPAN WILL DO AS FORMING PART OF THE CLOSING CEREMONY?
Pic related.

>ameriPEEEEEE in charge of knowing shit
search in google
>Eric Robert Rudolph, Atlanta 1996 olympic games

KEKEKEKEKEK :^) yes they were, you pig.

>i'm angry because there are people better than me at things

Bitter as fuck, kid.

Perform better or shut the fuck up.

'no'

'no'

Most sports that were priced at a reasonable price got surprising occupancy. Table Tennis stayed at over 90%, Fencing at 84%, Swimming and Gymanstics usually sold out. Only Athletics was half-empty for morning sessions and preliminaries.

>green pool

make an exception a rule i can do that too

telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/9437316/London-2012-Olympics-fiasco-of-the-12000-empty-seats.html

nice proxy monkey

I just came back from the Wrestling matches, i was almost sitting alone in the entire row. Besides me there was like 6 Russians screaming some gibberish.

can you prove it?

why do you feel so compelled to lie?

I don't care if niggers are better at ape-hoop than me.

I get pissed when niggers represent our country on the global scale despite being a mere 13% of our population.

The same reason "gun violence" happens a disproportional amount in the inner cities among blacks, yet soccer moms want to bring federal laws to the table that infringes upon my rights because apparently our country is all the same - oh and fuck the Tenth Amendment.

But I digress. I'm sick of being represented on the global scale by people who don't represent me.

>empty stadiums
>somehow I get to attend an event on Belo Horizonte
>55k seats
>52k people
empty? wewlad

back to Sup Forums with you

Was anything I say wrong, or are you just easily triggered?

I don't know about the sports in these last days.

Why do you feel so compelled to talk shit? I was there, nigger.

Sup Forums - Sports

>despite being a mere 13% of our population
jej

>soccer bronze medal match in Belo Horizonte
>Attendance: 9,091

Was anything I say wrong, or are you just easily triggered?

I wouldn't get too cocky there, Achmed.

>quarter finals match in Belo Horizonte
>Attendance: 52,660
Stay mad, negrinho do pastoreio.

>deflecting
You people count North Africans, Mexicans and other varieties of brownies as "white".

Except putting the wrong Chinese flag every single time.

Who besides Chinese people and flag nerds would ever notice that?

>deflecting
I wasn't deflecting in the slightest. I was merely bringing to light your currently ongoing invasion from sandniggers.

>taking credit for other people's achievements

Well, there is your problem.

Nobody "represents" you except your elected representatives. Stop aligning yourself with other people's successes and taking credit for shit you had no part in.

You're like a person who wears the jersey and thinks he's part of the team.

What does "calling me out" have to do with your initial point, though?
Your country is 13% black, sure. But it's probably about 40% non-caucasian to add on that.

its red
yellow stars

>whats wrong with this flag?

>Lochte
>Green Pool
>2/3 of Russia's team not allowed to compete

I wouldn't say it went on without any problems.

It's no 1972 Munich Massacre, and it's no 1996 Atlanta bombing.. but there's been some shit.

>2014
>Interlagos
>Chinese flag and anthem
>instead of Hong Kong's
JUST

...

The only brazilian fault in that was the pool, and yes it was disgusting

It's the equivalent of putting a Brazilian flag with "disorder and regress" written on it.

good enough

>taking credit for other people's achievements
I was never doing that, nice try you fucking faggot.

>But it's probably about 40% non-caucasian to add on that.
Good point, what does that have to do with the initial point, dumb fuck?

>empty stadiums
>green pools
>athletes literally robbed at gunpoint

Just wait until they all get terminally sick a month or so from now.

That you were oversimplifying when you said you said you shouldn't be represented by blackies.
That said, do you know how many blacks, browns, yellows and actual whites the US team is made up of?
It might be slightly too many blackies, but overall I don't think it's too far off.

Half of the Olympic village being unfinished is not BRAZILIAN worker's fault, right?

A German coach getting killed is not the BRAZILIAN taxi driver's fault right?

The swimming and rowing ramps collapsing is not the BRAZILIAN engineers's fault right?

kill yourself

quality retort
upboated

Yes but it was finished before the olympics a bit on time
Literally kill yourself
All those events happened and you are just an autist
Lemme guess youre from the great white south