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“And now it begins,” said Queen Margaery Tyrell, the Smirkfu - "the /Highgarden/ master plan" edition

old thread, dead as Stannis

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Azor Jon

first for arys

Prayer to lord of light

First for STANNIS

Reminder that /got/ is a socialist general and Preston is the High Commissar

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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

Nuu, naowit sense.

frogfu

Still missed it!

Cast him

Bend the knee to Stannis, best king and rightful silver fox of the seven Kingdoms

Azor Salad Dressing

Cant find her attractive after her head shave phase where she tongue kissed a nigger

disgusting

reminder

She's so pretty but her face/skull is weird. Is she some part Asiatic race?

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One of the Stone Men

No

First for the one true king

Off hand, without looking it up, here are the “plot twists” from this season I can remember. Most everything else I consider filler. What a I missing?
>Jon comes back from the dead
>Margaery hasn’t been brainwashed
>Tommen is converted
>Hound and Benjen are alive

Bruh I just jacked off, don't make me do it again

What is this from?

Maelys the Monstrous

pls no

thank you fucker

Dothraki

Goddamn her face can be so annoying

I can never tell if one side of her mouth is going up, or if the other side of her mouth is paralyzed.

The only king I mean to bend my knee to

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> king

Obligatory Euron. It's first thing I thought of.

Imagine his cringey bullshit but playing to the mysticism of the book character

So if he becomes king, then dies and his son is supposed to become king, but he comes back from being dead who will be king?

Anyone got the template for this?

VALYRIAN

STEEL

ARMOR

>he hasn't read the leaks

OPs part at 1:35

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More like Hoegarden master plan edition

>Kelly C gets another free army

Preston Jacob AMA

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In early seasons political drama worked.
Now, it's just a filler. Because they went full fantasy.
From this point, there is no return,. you must show more and more fantasy or you burn with your shit politics filler.

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> leaks must be true

is that boiled egg on a donut

Cheers lads

What's the name of your basketball team?

It's called "The life of an average Roman"

KING IN THE NORTH

Cast him

>Bruh I just jacked off, don't make me do it again
The Lord of Light compels you

it's a lemon filled egg
Preston Tucans

Ok, I'll buy that. Especially since one wouldn't expect her to basically start her arc over again, even though she's a much more seasoned leader.

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Cast Ralph Fiennes

Because I want them to matter. The Ironborn are a fucking great concept. But it's just that in this setting, they are fucking useless.

I conceded that the Winterfall thing had an impact on the storyline, but that is all that the Ironborn, that like to masturbate furiously over how they do not sow and that what is dead can not die, and shit, demonstrated in this entire show. And even that was basically a rogue operation. The Greyjoys did nothing. Not a goddamn thing.

It's a parody of this

So, is Stannis inside him? Is that why he wants to attack with an outnumbered force?

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KING OF THE NORTH


pic unrelated

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Jon is a promised night king
guess who reincarnated him

>"The prologue of the first book of A Song of Ice and Fire, featured a Night's Watchman encountering an Other, a creature long thought extinct, and its appearance heralding an oncoming apocalypse. Five books later, the Others have still not reached the Wall, on the northermost end of the seven kingdoms, and have only had one significant 'on-screen' appearance since that first prologue. Daenerys Targaryen, the last surviving heir of the previously ruling Targaryen dynasty, has, five books in, still never set foot on the continent of which she claims to be the rightful Queen."

The Danny plotline is delayed, I understand the reasons. What's the White Walkers' excuse?

Nice try, Stannisfag.

Jon knows he doesn't belong in this world. Thats why he wants to return to the nothingness of afterlife.

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ill reincarnate ur mums pussy lol

Because taxes and succession.

shitty writing

Their gathering forces were the catalyst for the wildlings to mass up and try to cross south of the wall so I wouldn't say they've been totally absent. Mereen has for sure dragged things down to a standstill and it's very likely this would have been a much shorter series without Dany's failures in leadership.

Cast him

Book ironborn ruined robbs war and are bringing fire and blood dany back to westeros. That matters. The show is what it is.

they're OP and fatty is trying to figure out how they wont rape everyone

>Jaime's story is of redemption

fuck this shit
is this actually how Jaimes story is supposed to be? That he was le epik villain xd in Book 1+2/Season 1+2 and then becomes a fucking good guy just because he makes an oath to Cat and goes through hardships? That is fucking anime type fanfiction. Holy fucking shit. Why do people think this is good development?

So pretty much Jaime went from his gray character from Book1/2 because we didn't know much about his character to a one-dimensional good guy who does the dirty work for the Starks?

fucking ass shit

holy shit what a fucking shitshow

I thought Jaime's arc in S3 was about making the readers question his actions a bit more rather than just to judge it with bias. Jaime is still a fucking douchebag, what the hell? Yes, he isn't as hot-headed anymore but still he was still always a grey character to me that was mistreated by the whole world. But apparently people just think of him as a fucking good guy now. Fuck this shit. I'm so disappointed that this is actually what Jaime's story is. Straight from a fucking anime.

>WHAT IF WE MAKE A BADASS CONTROVERSIAL, GREY CHARACTER LIKE JAIME INTO A FUCKING STARK LAPDOG WHO LIKES PUPPIES?? XDD

I need more of these

you just know

Haven't watched since the Hodor episode:
Is Tyrion still the character and Varys still the man with no cock?
Or do they actually do something again?

Waiting for their chance to breach the magical protection of the wall.

Probably using Bran

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The Tyrells are probably going to side with the Sneks.

That's why Natalie Dormer was filming in Spain. Additionally, it makes sense regarding the books; Dorne is likely going to be an ENEMY of Dany and a FRIEND of Aegon. All they have to do is have the Tyrells survive and take Aegon's place in the show as an enemy of Dany with Dorne.

Makes sense. Since he's also shit at pitching his cause to potential supporters.

Is Randall Tarly the most redpilled character in ASOIAF?
>Believes women should only be care takers and should never fight or act like a man
>Gelds rapists
>Great commander
>BTFOs Brienne when she came to the town he was occupying
>Tries to make his pussy son man up to be a true Tarly
>Gives him a test to see if his son will finally stop being a bitch
>Threatens his sons life if he didn't man up
>CHains his son to his dungeon because he didn't want him to be an Eternal Maester

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Theon.

mad king

>they're OP

are they really? If you can gather a good amount of obsidian weapons (arrow tips), valyrian steel, and the dragons they should be easily wiped. it's not like there are a huge number of them, the huge number of wights is their advantage and they can be felled by normal fire / conventional arms.

George thinks it's very clever to write the opposite of what a a book should be, so he's opposed to the idea of following up on the main story arc.

No doubt he finds the walkers tasteless because they resemble something that would exist in epic fiction.

Thanks lads

Try not to sperg out so much next time.

o yisss

right but once a few of them die they'll probably realize they should send in a billion wights

How did he BTFO brienne?

>Belittled and pussywhipped by his wife

>All they have to do is have the Tyrells survive and take Aegon's place in the show as an enemy of Dany with Dorne.

How/why would they set Dany against Dorne in the show? Isn't it confirmed Varys has filmed some stuff in Dorne where he's priming them for her arrival.

> ywn sense the tickle of summer grass pressed against your bare neck, and feel the weight of her hips shift against your own as she leans close to whipser secrets in your ear.
jdimsa

JUST

AND HE WAS A TARGARYEN SUPPORTER.