OFFICIAL SEATTLE MARINERS (66-56) VS MILWAUKEE BREWERS (52-70) GAME THREAD

Ariel Miranda vs Matt Garza.

Boston is losing, Texas is losing, Baltimore is rain delayed. But if we win today and Baltimore loses, we Wild Card, M's Bros.

MARINERS LINEUP:

Small Ichiro LF
Seff "The Professional" Smiff RF
240 Million Dollar Man 2B
The Boomstick DH
Seagull 3B
Lindenburg 1B
Expensive Zunino Backup C
Cuban Missle CF
K-Mart SS

BREWERS LINEUP:

Jonathan Villar 3B
Keon Broxton CF
Ryan Braun DH
Hernan Perez 2B
Chris Carter 1B
Domingo Santana RF
Manny PiƱa C
Orlando Arcia SS
Jake Elmore LF

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>Expensive Zunino Backup C
no

Just a joke mate, though you gotta admit Mikey Z has had more plate time since coming up and Iannetta hasn't been doing much to help us out.

i meant no, i dont want Ianetta today

Oh. In that case, I completely agree. I was a big fan of his when we got him but he seems to be the one guy who hasn't recovered from our June swoon yet.

hey lads. lets get this fucking wild card

got muh bobblehead and got the F out of Seattle.

Merry Sweepmas. goms.

i thought he said "brendan ryan" and i was super confused

Zunino should be playing more

I agree. Though with the rest of the lineup doing their jobs, giving Iannetta chances to maybe break into form isn't gonna hold us back that much. I want Iannetta to break into form. Top form Iannetta and top form Zunino would be a behind-the-plate force to be reckoned with.

nice

>Chris Iannetta listed in the lineup with Zunino's .282 Average

HAHAHAHAHA How do you fuck that up, Root?

>Jim Joyce behind the plate

Based STRI-EEEEEEEK

Aoki getin hot lads

I saw him in the crew on Friday night and was hoping he'd get a game behind the dish

Seff hasn't been very Professional lately

I know, it's been a bit disheartening cause he's my favorite on the team. But he'll break out of it. He always does.

sweet

stream link anyone?

brehs

PLEASE GOD BE KIND TO MARINER BASE RUNNERS THEY CAN'T DO IT ALONE

yeahhh buddy.

KMARTE Blue Light Special Base hit & RBI for a limited time!

hell ya mother FUCKER

based marte

>that Garza spaghetti

PITCHER

FIELDING

PRACTICE

lel what the fuck

RANGERS AND REDSOX LOSE

fuck, if we win this one....

>broors fielding

lawl

Wearing sensible shoes to pick the kids up from practice! It's an RBI for Dad!

ATTA BOY SMITTY

>Smiff ever not hitting the ball hard

It's good that they lost, but Baltipoor needs to lose for us to truly gain. If they win, we're still a game back.

What a pro!

Keep it up, guys

Jesus, the Brewers infield is a fucking joke.

Holy shit Mariners Twitter

go Mariners!

>This Broors fielding

this fucking SPAGHETTI

Mariners social media is top 3 in MLB

Only a Seff deals in absolute

>Brewers infield
Whatta joke, go M's

NELSON CRUZ INFIELD HIT

I SAY AGAIN

NELSON CRUZ INFIELD HIT

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

COLD CORNER

thanks that was the Dick I was missing

Holy Fucking shit, have you guys heard the Cano Jaguar radio commercial?


"I'mmm very escited to be on dis Yariners team"

drubs and miranda no hitter

Aoki's defense style makes more sense if you think of it like he'll explode if he stops moving

Dae Ho just demolished a ball in Tacoma.

If he can get his timing back down the stretch... wew lads.

i dont think he makes enough contact tho

so far we are doing fine without him. If Seff continues to struggle tho maybe swap him....but im liking the offense right now. Aoki is back, zunino finally learned, and O malley is coming a long

Aoki.... why....

Seriously, what's different in tacoma this year?

Did they get new coaches or did Dipoto buy the holy grail and put in the water cooler or what?

Why are players improving there like never before?

this is YOUR fault asshole

AOKI STILL DOESNT PLAY DEFENSE OR RUN THE BASES THO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

New coaching staff down there, and a new playing philosophy. None of that matters unless the players buy in, and they obviously have.

Was it that bad?

Listening on the radio and it sounded like a really fucking hard play he just didn't quite get

Definitive proof that Seattle has the best AAA team, best jersey and hats.

He lost the wall and instead of jumping to get the ball that cleared it by a literal inch, he kinda hopped up and bounced off the wall.

must be too early in the day for Kiwi bro

He either misjudged his position or lost it in the sun because he bumped into the fence and seemed slightly surprised by it, then jumped just a split second too late or he probly woulda caught it.

and beer

That was a non-fucking-jump, Aoki looks like he's fucking stoned

Hes Asian though, das racis

This, and he's also 5'9.

that should have easily been a catch at the top of the fence.

Trout would have made that look routine

>Safeco field fans literally better at fielding than professional Brewer infielders

can't make this shit up

HE'S A SLANT-EYED STONER!

MAH NETTA

IANNETTA MVP

>3 game series against the brew crew
>Not a single fan shows up the entire series
pretty shitty 2bh

For real, I'd even take some Angels bantz, even though Sup Forums Angels fans are obnoxious pieces of shit.

does Sup Forums even have brewer fans? Are they all in Packer mode?

90% of Brewers fans don't even have PCs

if chinese arithmetic was part of baseball Trout would make that look easy too.

Hate all you want, but that fucker's like Jr, barring an injury or gambling, he's a HOF shoo in

Id piss in her butt.

>royals

reee back off

alright Aoki, make up for that botched catch

Milwaukee: Home of the frozen coon

Fun fact, Aoki uses a 35 ounce bat, same weight as Cruz

>Bases loaded with only 1 out

>bases loaded for Smiff

P L E A S E

LETS GO SMITTY

I BELIEVE IN YOU DAD

For a split second I thought this was a brewer pic

THE POWER OF THE DAD SIDE

THANKS DADDY SMIFF

Havin a good 2 for 3 day so far.

Kind of

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Pilots

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Pitching change?

No?

oh, you poor bastards

Not kind of.

The Pilots are now the Brewers and only played in Seattle for 1 season.

I wish the M's had a pilots alt

I'm glad they are using blue and yellow more. The teal will always be my favorite, but blue and yellow work great together.

That'll work.

Let's go Nelly keep the train movin

Either way its an interesting piece of baseball history ;)

BUD SELIG WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THE BIGGEST THIEF IN BASEBALL HISTORY FUCK THAT PUSSY-FACED MOTHERFUCKER

I like the blue and yellow as well, but I'm old as fuck so it gives me them nostalgia tingles

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simmer down, son. Sicks field was ghetto as fuck

CRUUUUUUZ

Fun fact.

The Pilots/brewers got irritated by some stuck up rookie, with his college education and what not, makin people feel dumb. So they shipped him off to KC where he nabbed Rookie of the Year

Some catcher by the name of Lou Pinella.

LOU PINELLA LIKED IT THERE

g'mornin