ITT: musical red flags

>she likes The Smiths

the smiths are really good though to be honest

>she likes literally any band that is commonly used as a defensive fashion statement such as the Smiths, Joy Division, Misfits...

>joy division t-shirt

>MPP/OKC/MBDTF is my favourite AnCo/Radiohead/Kanye album

>she doesn't like the smiths
liking the smiths means they are pseudo indie dude weed qt's with no pretensions besides being artsy

>he likes Death Grips, Swans, Animal Collective, Neutral Milk Hotel, Kanye West Talking Heads, My Bloody Valentine, Sonic Youth, Weezer, Aphex Twin, Bjork, Nick Drake, The Velvet Underground

>she likes any black music, whether hip hop, blues, soul, jazz, funk or trap
all niggerloving whores

>he uses the word "vibe" to describe music

>she aknowledges I exist

Hmm yes, the Kanye West Talking Heads are indeed my favorite band...

>she might be making attempts at getting into more artistic, non-mainstream music but just hasn't come that far
>missing out on getting your new gf into bands that she finds obscure and cool and then getting into her

if you don't like gays, I got some bad news for ya buddy

>all pop music is bad

kek'd

>she cares this much about r/indieheads/ music

>he's never watched 500 Days of Summer

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>she likes nirvana,arctic monkeys and other shit bands

>Ye will NEVER go to meet David Byrne in one of his office buildings

This

> She likes noise
I swear, I knew a girl who likes noise.

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>she likes 21 pilots
>she likes "muh issues" pop pounk
>she likes showtunes/soundtracks
>over the age of 21 and still likes late-aughts indie starbuckscore

I would choose a girl who listens to Rihanna or Migos over one that bumbs fucking Alt-J on a crosley any day

fug, i do this

I don't try to relate to girls on music. Why would I give a shit?

Feel like most of you guys have probably never even been on a date before.

Why would would liking noise be a red flag?

>metal

It's shit

Noise isn't music, that's why. She probably thinks post-modernism is good as well.

For real though

noise is anti-music, so sure it's not really music, but it's still worth listing to.
I think of it as a pallet cleanser for when my brain gets oversaturated with traditional music.
Definitely would date a girl who could dig noise.

>noise is anti-music
noise is shit

>it's still worth listing to
no

I like music, not anti-music. I'm ok with music with noise but not just noise. I dated her once actually.

art isn't self-evident and nuance is real

you absolute fucking plebian

no

Oh, fuck off. Noise isn't art, is fucking NOISE.

idiot

not an argument in the least. read up on the history of sound art.

what music are you into user?

Music that is music.. Mostly everything but noise (and other shit).

no

how intentionally vague.

Fuck what people considers art. That's like calling Marcel Duchamp an actual artist.

>band t-shirt from H&M
>"Joy Division/Death Grips/Die Antwoord/Grimes > music"
>extreme metal unironically
>listening to music only while smoking weed to understand sounds

Okay. I mainly listen to country, trap rap and EDM music

>fuck what people smarter and more experienced than me think

Well, ok: rock, ambient, metal, electronic, punk, pop, hip-hop, jazz, drone...
Are you satisfied? Do I need to be more specific?

dumb cat

>Well, ok: rock, ambient, metal, electronic, punk, pop, hip-hop, jazz, drone...

lol embarrassing
>drone
I see you have no idea what you're talking about

>no art music

>he says he likes punk
>has never heard of unwound or drive like jehu

If you don't mind, why?

>hip hop/punk
>crustpunk
>folk punk
for that matter anyone that likes those apartment shows isn't worth your time

>likes ambient and drone but not noise
i challenge you to sit through a fuck buttons album without enjoying yourself

I don't listen to too much classical music if that's what you're talking about. I do, but not too much.

that list of genres is kinda sad and non-specific, and saying drone specifically shows a lack of understanding of what is encompasses by the term "noise."

it's okay though, if you have no experience with noise I could understand how you could lump all of it in some of the shittier releases

>she doesn't listen any kind of music except maybe for some Disney movies' soundtracks

Is this a "500 days of summer" reference ?

>she's a lo-fi girl but she's into porches and mac dememeko

I already listened Tarot Sport and I really liked it. But what is your point? I said that I have no problem with music with noise, but I do have a problem with just noise.

>i like jazz
>oh what jazz are you into
>fusion

>look at me, I can name so unconventional shit. I know what I'm talking about
You only know the toilet. That was a statement because he entered into a gallery and the gallery rejected it calling it not art.
He was making the point about who decides what is art is and how certain people think they have the authority to decide what's art
You are the kind of person he was demonstrating against

>non-musicians that critique music or people for the music they listen to

hmm

It's because I didn't want to be specific.
If I have to something specific, my favorite genres are (besides Drone and Ambient Blues Rock, Trip-Hop, Abstract Hip-Hop, Art Pop, Death Doom Metal, Black Metal, Post-Punk, Psychedelia, French Pop, and Post-Rock.

Again, what's wrong with Drone?

i agree with this to a certain extent, ive been told my trap-big-room dudebros that my taste is bad because i like old school jungle, but on the other hand you dont really have to be a chef to know if a food is bad or good

I name him because I know he isn't unconventional. What the fuck did you think I was trying to do?
And I do know other works by him.

He was an artist and for you to claim to be the gatekeeper of what is and what isn't art or music is completely arrogant and ignorant

He wasn't an artist. Artist make art, he was just a pretentious idiot.

who made you mayor of art-town. define art for me rn just so i know who im talking to.

>doesn't even care to google his wikipedia page
Do you not consider this art, oh mighty gatekeeper?

>"I really like steampunk music, like Steam Powered Giraffe."

Activities/products with an aesthetic and communicative purpose of ideas and emotions.
No, it's just a painting. That isn't enough to be art.

>I'm not like the other girls
>listens to Nirvana, Arctic Monkeys... the list goes on

>you don't think he's worthy of being called art, huh?
>Well what if I told you his toilet art was inspired by his being a petulant child?

>listens to electro swing

fucking kek

>no it's just a painting
Sorry, didn't realise you were baiting
He was making a statement. That's all it was. It wasn't a tantrum, just exposing the arrogance within the art world

> He was making a statement. That's all it was. It wasn't a tantrum, just exposing the arrogance within the art world
Well, then he made an statement, but since when are statements art?

>It wasn't a tantrum,
But that's exactly what it was. "So, you don't think I'm good enough, huh? Well what if I send you a pee pee bucket?"

how the hell does the fountain not meet that definition of art?

I showed my GF Public Castration and she liked it.

It does not require talent, it doen't mean anything by itself.

>No, it's just a painting. That isn't enough to be art

There are many definitions of art. Part of that work was to inspire discussion as to what art is like john cage 4'33.
It's up to you to have an opinion but not to force it upon others
He wasn't doing it in retaliation to anything

> That was a statement because he entered into a gallery and the gallery rejected it calling it not art.
>He wasn't doing it in retaliation to anything
Willful ignorance at this point senpai

> Implying everything someone paints is art
Well, I guess then 5 year olds are also artists.

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The toilet was the thing he entered. The rejection was the statement because he knew that was going to happen

Yes, that would make it art just not good art

going on a date is such an american thing. i don't know who a lot of people who literally go on dates, we're more casual here in europe

Well, I think we agree on that. 5 years old can be artists... But Duchamp wasn't an artist.

Die

Don't you worry, I'm going to. One day.

Inform me when it happens

I will.

>>>/patontheback/

That's a trendy thing amongst womeme's now.

>i'm to dumb to understand abstract art

kek

thinks Sup Forums core is the word of god

>Talking Heads
>Aphex Twin
>Nick Drake
>TVU
>MBV

all good