America is home to 4 out of the 5 biggest professional sporting leagues in the world...

America is home to 4 out of the 5 biggest professional sporting leagues in the world, which siphon all of our best athletes, yet we still dominate the Olympics. EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.

How do we fucking do it? We should all consider ourselves lucky to be born just in time to witness the absolute greatest sporting nation of all time. God bless the United States of America.

>How do we fucking do it?
1) Invest in sports
2) Pay the most attention to the sports that give more medals
3) Have a huge population

in football (association, the relevant one) you suck big time

Sports are apart of American culture. Baseball, football, and basketball were all invented here. They're popular on a national level. Lacrosse was invented by natives and is very popular in the Mid-Atlantic among middle class whites. Soccer is very popular in the Pacific Northwest. Hockey is very popular in New England, and really all of the Northeast and Midwest.

Nah m8, that's only the 4th most relevant.

MLS is arguably a top 10 league in the world. And it's a distant 5th most popular sport here.

USA will become good at football with the growth of the latin population.

No, actually we're quite good at it. You see, to us, soccer as a girls' game, so many of our best female athletes go play soccer.

The result: 3 world cups and four Olympic gold medals.

The only unanswered question is why the rest of the world's men are so insistent on playing a girls' game.

This.

If the women soccer teams here played in volleyball kits it would be #5 league in the world.

Hey it's not they're fault they were all born in stupid, poor countries with less than 100 infrastructure. They simply don't know any better, and besides, even if they wanted to try another sport, something like real football would probably be too much for them to wrap their dumb 3rd world heads around.

I guess you have to champion women's success because your men are poor at sport in general

>0 Super Bowl champions.

I enjoyed watching the US men's soccer team in the World Cup because they play the game with heart, like children, and they always attack no matter what. No diving, no crying, no bullshit. They way we played when we were kids. Fuck European divegrass it's shit nowadays.

OP is a faggot, per usual. What a dumb argument.

You guys have been saying that for a long time and it hasn't happened. A lot of fat beaner kids here care about basketball and American football.

You have to go back.

Why is it that America always plays sports that noone else plays? Nobody gives a fuck about american football or baseball or basketball or female football

Based Serbia. You guys did well to get to basketball gold match. You are cool in my book.

Americans hate that diving shit. That's my main gripe with soccer.

Popularty of "soccer" in the states has been of the rise for years. It's already the third most popular sport above baseball and it'd be the second most popular if niggers didn't all watch apehoop in masse.

PEDs

Thank you, Pfizer.

All of yupoor literally cannot raise as much money as just US ahahahhaa

>Why is it that America always plays sports that noone else plays?

It's partially size, partially isolation.

A country like Germany can get bored watching Bayern Munchen win over and over again, Or Spain watching Real or Barcelona. So they create the Champions League to make things interesting.

We don't have neighbors, just oceans to the east and west, and wilderness to the north and animals to the south. But we do have a large population. So we make up our own games and we tailor them to our own tastes.

If we were a tiny country, we'd get bored playing against ourselves and play the same thing everyone else plays just to fit in. We're so big that we never run out of competition, though.

Based on what?