Best Olympic is coming.(Tokyo)

best Olympic is coming.(Tokyo)
what will happen there?

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bronze and silver medal winners have to commit sudoku

>tfw you'll still be teaching english by then
JUST

japan finishes first or second, you heard it here first

More white expat for you.

weebs everywhere

I expect some anime shit, because even outside of the otakus Japan doesn't seem to be able to get enough of cartoon characters.

>in Shinjuku

a sudden and dramatic rise in half white half jap babies 9 months after

Tetsuo n shiet

Edwards' triple jump record will fall

Nishikori will win the gold medal in tennis

China will win the medal table by a mile

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Open ceremony music with cute dancing.

youtube.com/watch?v=3jvosz0CYr0

^This is the music of choice

Baby Metal, now well into their 20s, perform at the opening together with Dragonforce.

Lolis will be used as comfort women

#MakeJapanHaveKidsAgain

>Dragonforce

Ye they have that one Asian dude.

Why dragonforce?

we hate Nishikori though

15 Gold medals

Bank on it

THE SHOGUN'S ARMY FLEES IN DISARRAY

The amount of Weebs and Dorito Huffers that'll flood the board will be massive.

what about Nishioka?

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NOBODY ENTERS
NOBODY LEEEEEEEEEEAVES

HOW MANY CUTIES ARE WE GONNA GET WATCHNG THE SPORTS?

THAT IS ALL I CARE ABOUT

I expect to still be here, four years older, four years more miserable.

Japan beats China in table tennis

Will Japan invest millions to beat China in the medal count?

>there will be loads of people born after Sydney 2000 competing then

JUST

thanks for ww3, Olympic games

There already was a gold medalist this time who was born after sydney

IMAKOSO
YARITAI CHUGOKU SHISHA NE

this

fucking christ, what am I doing with with my life

I'm 20 and I've done fuck all

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>japan

バンザアアアアアアイ

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3rd one boys ??

anime and lewd stuff banned from shops near the olympics and all adverts takend own just like when japan hosted the world cup

Surprisingly the NBC commentators aren't talkative asses.

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Obviously.

>and I'll be there

桜桜野山も里も見渡す限り霞か雲か朝日に匂う桜桜花ざかり桜桜弥生の空は見渡す限り霞か雲か匂いぞ出ずるいざやいざや見に行かん

Shit ton of China butthurt.

kill yourself

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Double digit gold for New Zealand

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>Manchuria
Da, pizdets vam, nadejus' vas will nuke snova

>a whole lot of weeb shit
>expensive hotels and food
>Nips angry at rude gaijin
>no Bolt or Phelps to boost viewers

Less choking

a gundam lighting the olympic cauldron

Should I even go there? I don't want to be exploded by muslims.

THERE BETTER BE FUCKING GUNDAMS

that was cool

A mega earthquake will force the games to be cancelled

WEEBLYMPICS

You're gonna be disappointed

We wait 4 more years for a better olympics in LA

A lot of octopus fucking squeaky underaged schoolgirls with huge horse dicks

Fuck you Japan, you're making me care about the Olympics before it actually starts.

>boycott like 1984 after Hillary starts some shit with Russia
>bombing like 1996 when Hilary lets in millions of Muslims

Is your body truly ready for the Sup Forumslympics?

The IOC will never select an olympics that doesn't spend $15 billion on one time use stadiums

Not even a little. Good thing I have 4 years to prepare

pls tell me this is fake

Comiket gets cancelled because Japan wants to hide lolicon from the public eye

NEET uprising

best best best best best

I want to go to japan 2020!

Why do japs love bestiality so much? google "japan dog porn"

wtf? i dont want the olympics there

>tfw you'll never be a tall fit white guy in Tokyo

Beta uprising

Second is plausible but 1st there's just no way except if a doping scandal wipes the US away.

Damn it's so fucking obvious Phelps is on fucking roids. Look at his fucking face. Disgrace.

>mfw japan has already beat rio
fucking brazilians

what? why?

Fukushima will explode

>anime banned
Nigga there literally was anime in their teaser video.

Its true tho, the west is making a push for it

0/8

>mfw when my gf is ethnically Japanese

Feels good to get to go and stay with her extended family desu senpai

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>tfw no one to go with
Who else is going alone?

WHEN IS JAPAN FINALLY REWRITING THEIR CONSTITUTION SO THEY CAN ANNEX KOREA
BRING
BACK
NIPPON
EMPIRE

At least wait for Spica to disband before annexing Korea

ANIME WILL BECOME REAL

this made me remind myself of a MUN model simulation. in harvard i went, i was japanese gabinet, and there were others from france and brazil even who were there.

i was yamamoto.

we controlled all of china, easter russia, phillpines, indonesia, north australia annex, all of indochina burma and parts of east india. we beat british navy in bay of bengal, and americans in the midway. we almost invaded hawaii in the end. and there was not a single nuke.

good times.

i prefer it the way it is. little military, china is not scared. if we have a too big military, china gets scared and will want war. good is this way.

an ocean of piss

you could always have some mechas ready to deploy

>Godzilla illuminates the olympic torch
>Malice Mizer and X Japan reunion at the closing ceremony
>Mobile Suit Gundams and Valkyries from >Macross protecting the city of Tokyo due to Best Korea nuclear threats
>Takeshi Kitano comiting seppuku like Mishima during a live audience

mfw many Generation Xers listening to Babymetal in their their current midlife crisis.

we dont want to have any relation with "that"

Akira motocycle racing in the velodrome when???

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JAP

who is da

tennis is boring sports and Nishikori is over flattered by media

So he is your Neymar.

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