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What furiously seething damage control will USA use now?

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>Everything was equal

Subtle commie propaganda, discarded.

it's not subtle at all

>jewgle

Shock and Awe

>if everything was equal

what kind of cuck shit is this

Nothing. They're still on top in most categories.

The categories are dumb anyway.

USA BTFO

>Google
>headquarters in the only country that matters

I laughed at that table. It's literally the 'per capita' argument in practice, and the last table was awarding medals based on healthy eating searches.

>if everything was equal

haha good joke

>jewgle

>Damage control

We just kicked all your asses up and down brazil for 3 weeks. Git gud faggots.

>no Canada

>int shitters
cant wait for to go on sp tomorrow and not see any more autism

If everything was equal, the games wouldn't be scored and every competitor would get a ribbon and a glass of orange juice as a congratulations for making the Olympics super-duper.

Sports and everything else is predicated on INEQUALITY. The US is bigger and richer. Those are advantages we have and we're going to leverage.

If you don't like it, go off and make the Millenialympics, where everyone is one big team and the only goal is to ensure everyone enjoys themselves equally.

Even John Oliver admitted the Olympics is not a safe space.

JOHN. OLIVER.

>2016
>still using jewgle
good goy, all your personal info is greatly appreciated

>if everything was equal

Really makes you think.

>we should give the gold medals to the poor countries becuase they didn't get to train as hard
>every black athlete get's a 10s boost as affirmative action to level the playing field
>mfw this is probably something that will happen in our lifetime

>Spending money on equipment you have no power to use

For what purpose? IF there was a war you'd get absolutely BTFO regardless of how many aircraft carriers, missiles and planes you have.

It's just a massive waste of time and money.

>Russia's turgid bear cock drools at the thought

>jewgle sucking third world nigger dick even though they all train and live in USA

no surprise there

>implying our navy is useless as yours became 100 years ago

In the interests of keeping things equal shouldn't countries be forced into sending an EQUAL amount of athletes?

Aussies btfo when they can only send athletes per capita small country = less athletes should be sent

For fuck sake. But nothing is equal, and never will be, long may it continue.

R A M P
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It's for when Germany levels your capital again and we have to help you out.

I wonder how many medals other countries would have if their athletes weren't allowed to live and compete and train in the United States and had to use their own countries' facilities and coaches.

>per-capita

Many enemies. Need many defences

Gotta cover Russia, China, the Arabs and defend the east coast and he west coast all at once.

if everything was equal everyone would get the same amount of medals, obviously

Not it was us that helped out dad in a timely manner

Google=nwo=metacapitalists=jews=leftism=moloch etc

Our Army, Navy and Air Force is absolutely excellent. World-leading.

We'd destroy you m8. Pick a fucking time and place.

>if everything was equal

Chinese Propoganda detected.

Canada?

>hamburger with frankfurters on it from germany
>blondness from europe
>bikini from france
>ute from australia
>fire works from china
>statue of liberty from france

kek, nice """culture""" you've got there yank.

>if everything was equal

Nice one, Gommies.

This makes absolutely no sense.

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woah what a badass. how's muhammed and tariq?

The US Navy literally has 10 commissioned aircraft carriers. How many does the Royal Navy have?

in heaven with 72 virgins after driving into your towers

m8, we'll send in 2 of our SBS and systematically disable each and every one of them

2 men, that's all we need

you can stick your concrete eyesores up your arse

rather them up there than shitting up my once proud cities under the guise of (((cultural enrichment)))

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>was
>not "were"

>there are people that are this delusional

T. someone who doesn't know how incredibly powerful an aircraft carrier is and thinking someone would actually SNEAK on it when it can detect subs from 10+ miles.
And this is also ignoring how Aircraft Carriers typically have 6-8 other boats accompanying them.

But if everything was equal, nothing would be.

Your only indigenous culture is abos so stuff it.

Lads, who would win in a fight?

10 US Aircaft Carriers + fully loaded aircraft
10,000 US Marines
1,000 Navy SEALS
10 US bases feeding them all intelligence with satellite surveillance

or...

10 British SAS with 15 years experience

10 SAS.

Happy?

>subs
You think we'd rock up in a fucking submarine? s.m.h.t.b.h.f.a.m.

pro-tip: They're already inside, undercover. They've been living and working there for 2+ years.

>filtered posts itt
Lmao bradyfag

depends on the environment and the planning involved

if it's in the middle of a city, the US have it easily
in the middle of a sprawling jungle? got to give it to the Brit lads, they'd hide, dig in, and pick them off one by one and grind out the victory. setting traps and ambushes

Did you click on it? The US is first or second in every one of them. The only ones to beat them are the meme islands that got a single medal.

It's "was"

>Americans in charge of English

Also challenge me and I'll school you, you fat cunt.

S.A.S are trained in urban conflict too. I agree they might not take it but they would do a bloody good shot at it

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Yeah I agree but the numbers are just too great, especially if they have missiles they can just fire in.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Mirbat

Now you are understanding what it means to be THE BEST.

muh per capita by discipline multiplied by inferiority complex to the power of number of america military bases in my country

well since brits can't swim, what other option do you have to get onboard?

decent banter t.b.h

S.A.S stands for secret air service

Obviously going to come from the sky

"IF"

>USA is never worse than 2nd in any of these rankings
>even when they are, it's to some country who has all golds in this scenario, which is unrealistic as fuck

what did australia mean by this thread?

Life is literally a dick waving contest -- but you can make it bigger or smaller.

>culture of taking the best of every other culture

who is the real isolationist now?

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Wow calm down England

>Culture of having no culture

If your military is strong now, just wait until Corbyn arms the workers!

Didn't Argentina sink like half your navy in the 80s?

I dont think you understand the word "level"

BTFO? Not quite.

It seems like they actually put some real math into this, besides the usual z=x/y, which doesn't really work because the number of events doesn't scale with population size. America still dominates. Really makes you think.

>the most valuable company in the history of the mankind
>communist

>Brits major claim in history is "ruler of the waves"
>get btfo by America
>"n-navies don't matter"

I imagine India (and other huge countries that did terribly) weaken the correlation between population and medals a lot. If they restricted the analysis to developed countries I think it could turn out differently.