Animal Collective

>Animal Collective

Just listened to them for the first time, and holy shit are they terrible. This is beyond Normie level music right here. You guys don't really like them, right?

We sure do!

try Here Comes The Indian

yea

Animal Collective is legitimately one of the worst bands of all time.

This is what happens when a bunch of faux-artsy numales really want to be cool and different but are too dumb and uninteresting to do it any way possible and also think they're too good for anything that conveys any kind of emotion. Or is catchy. Or is written well. Or has anything redeeming.

Listening to this god-awful band is like having an 8th grader beat me over the head with a finger painting. It is so contrived it's agonizing. These guys so hard to be artsy it sounds like the members have veigns popping out of their forehead.

It goes out of its way to be different because it has no other ways to be interesting and the way it's different is just random bullshit. It's lame as fuck and them cranking that factor up to 11 doesn't change that.

I don't expect any kind of rebuttal because their fans are the worst kind of hipsters that act like babies when someone doesn't like what they like and think insulting someone is an argument.
The problem is that Animal Collective are a special kind of unlistenable; their albums don't reward active engagement, but they don't make good background music, either. Their brand of twee is cloying and grating like an attention-starved, sugar-crashing eight-year-old who wants you to admire his finger painting, while you're trying to wash the dishes.

This but 100% unironically

k lol

What does numale even mean at this point?

males that i disagree with

>Animal Collective is legitimately one of the worst bands of all time.
Simply untrue, anyone with any musical taste at all would be able to recognize that there are many far worse bands out that are played on the radio

>...a bunch of faux-artsy numales really want to be cool and different blah blah blah too good for anything that conveys any kind of emotion.
so contrived it's agonizing...

>Or is catchy.
Nope. Animal collective have plenty of catchy songs, and I like many catchy songs. Not saying I represent the whole fan base, but I'm sure there are shitty fan circles following one of your favourite bands.

>Or is written well.
They have a lot of well written songs, and some bad ones.

>Or has anything redeeming.
Well, For Reverend Green is a song by them that I strongly dislike, and yet I feel as though the small riff at 2:45 redeems the song enough for me to listen to it on occasion

>Listening to this god-awful band is like having an 8th grader beat me over the head with a finger painting.
I'm really wasting my time writing this...

>It is so contrived it's agonizing. These guys so hard to be artsy it sounds like the members have veigns popping out of their forehead.
God damn it I fell for the bait

>It goes out of its way to be different because it has no other ways to be interesting
It is interesting because it is different

>and the way it's different is just random bullshit.
Could you please elaborate if you're being serious, I honestly son't know what you're talking about

>It's lame as fuck and them cranking that factor up to 11 doesn't change that.
Again, what have they cranked up to 11?

>I don't expect any kind of rebuttal because their fans are the worst kind of hipsters that act like babies when someone doesn't like what they like and think insulting someone is an argument.
...

pt1/2

>The problem is that Animal Collective are a special kind of unlistenable; their albums don't reward active engagement, but they don't make good background music, either
How could you know that when you probably only listened to the album/s once? There have been subtle sounds and melodies that I'd noticed after a few months of listening to that album every few days or so. I've also had friends put on animal collective in the background while hanging out

>Their brand of twee is cloying and grating like an attention-starved, sugar-crashing eight-year-old who wants you to admire his finger painting, while you're trying to wash the dishes.
You're a faggot

Quads of truth

>he dislikes For Reverend Green
>also, taking the really obvious bait

Really activates my almonds.

really depends on the board you're on.

For example; on /o/ you would all be numale cucks for driving a car with an automatic transmission and not doing your own oil changes, or even worse: riding the bus.

>Animal Collective is legitimately one of the worst bands of all time.
>This is what happens when a bunch of faux-artsy numales really want to be cool and different but are too dumb and uninteresting to do it any way possible and also think they're too good for anything that conveys any kind of emotion. Or is catchy. Or is written well. Or has anything redeeming.
>Listening to this god-awful band is like having an 8th grader beat me over the head with a finger painting. It is so contrived it's agonizing. These guys so hard to be artsy it sounds like the members have veigns popping out of their forehead.
>It goes out of its way to be different because it has no other ways to be interesting and the way it's different is just random bullshit. It's lame as fuck and them cranking that factor up to 11 doesn't change that.
>I don't expect any kind of rebuttal because their fans are the worst kind of hipsters that act like babies when someone doesn't like what they like and think insulting someone is an argument.
>The problem is that Animal Collective are a special kind of unlistenable; their albums don't reward active engagement, but they don't make good background music, either. Their brand of twee is cloying and grating like an attention-starved, sugar-crashing eight-year-old who wants you to admire his finger painting, while you're trying to wash the dishes.

AC is weenie-core honestly

Is someone spamming anco bait threads? That's pretty sad

it's pasta my man

This is legitimately one of the worst posts of all time.

This is what happens when a faux-artsy numale really want to be cool and different but is too dumb and uninteresting to do it any way possible and also think he's too good for anything that conveys any kind of opinion. Or is succinct. Or is written well. Or has anything redeeming.

Reading this god-awful post is like having an 8th grader beat me over the head with a finger painting. It is so contrived it's agonizing. He tries so hard to sound intelligent it's like he has veigns popping out of his forehead.

It goes out of its way to be different because it has no other ways to be interesting and the way it's different is just random bullshit. It's lame as fuck and him cranking that factor up to 11 doesn't change that.

I don't expect any kind of rebuttal because it's fans are the worst kind of hipsters that act like babies when someone doesn't like what they like and think insulting someone is an argument.
The problem is that this post is a special kind of unreadable; its sentences don't reward active engagement, but it doesn't make good light reading, either. Its brand of retardation is cloying and grating like an attention-starved, sugar-crashing eight-year-old who wants you to admire his finger painting, while you're trying to wash the dishes.

i like them

>or even worse: riding the bus.

is this true? people on /o/ shit on people who take the bus?

If it's beyond normie level isn't that a good thing user?

wtf i hate animal collective now

i don't even really like AnCo that much but thanks for the new pasta friend

TDOP has leaked its momentum friends, Spirit I'm Gone, Spirit I'm Dead beckons you

if this is the first time you ever listened to them you're probably underage

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