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Short story edition

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COCKS

ah yes, B*jaChan's imposter

Whoah..... so this is the power.... of diversity.

Oh, hello again.

>Being a NEET was great because I could smoke weed

had another nightmare last night i think i might really be losing it

wtf i love china towns now?

What's the spookiest thing that's ever happened to you /cum/?

ftfy

Why is ted cruz so fucking scary?

geez why is bajachan always talking about cocks?

when youre 18 and have no ambitions its fantastic

I went into a haunted house and saw a spooky skeleton once

may have eaten too much seafood too fast, buds

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>tfw shitposters and normies have ruined jojo for most people
it hurts, Sup Forums, it really fucking hurts man

>when youre 18 and have no ambitions its fantastic

It's the power stance desu. It lets you know he's in charge.

>caring about what normies/shitposters do and say

I bet you deleted your Pepe folder too you impressionable faggot.

>tfw part 8 isnt finished yet so I cant read the adventures of happy gappy

I used to live in a cabin where some guy died and you could hear footsteps in the attic

when my aunts husband died I stayed in her house amd the dishwasher would turn itself on and if you turned the tv on they would always open to a hunting channel first, even if it had been changed before turning it off. she had a house exorcism and it stopped

This story was lame

Reminder that there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger.

Jojo is cancer to begin with. Saw the first arc when it was first airing and did not care for it to begin with. Cancer fanbase has made me dislike it even more.

haha penis

>modern """""vikings"""""

BajaChan is a muslim now?

eating some seedless grapes from chile
>he cant see the different regional flag

>I saw 1 part of a 7 part anime and judge it as shit
>I also didnt like Muscles mcdumbfuck and his pal speedweed

penis penis PEEENIS
penis penis PEEENIS
penis penis PEEENIS

>"shitposters and normies have ruined X"
>posts pepe and comicbook shit

Daneposter posts from an hour after I wake up (5am) to 10 pm my time. I really don't think he's actually a Dane.

>had an exocism
That's pretty cool

>i read manga

Not really.

who is the real bajachan?

>having an exorcism because of a TV and a dish washer

Sounds like overkill

>tfw you'll never convert Tomoko to the one true faith and explain to her the mysterious of allah as recalled by Muhammad(pbuh) his messenger

Im dirty dan

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>I defend the honor of a Mexican attention whore on a Tibetan finger painting forum

How was /cum/'s day today?

I got raped by my uncle when I was 12yo

Why hello

ah yes, the russian utopia

me

we bajachan now

My mother renamed me a normal name to some weird chink name because a ghost attacked her with a lamp while she was pregnant.

I enjoyed it to be quite honest with you

it wasn't anything crazy, the pastor did his thing and then everything stopped doing that

Be usefull for once pedojew and tell me about this song, it's based af

youtube.com/watch?v=A21w1QWU8Wc

Mix of mongol throat singing and russian

bit gay

well so what though? you'd rather have the right? it's better to not be a rayciss at all fucking costs?

hey

>not really
what did you mean by this

I poured my heart into this really long paper and professor just checked me off without really reading it
sadface

haha some faggot turned in his paper that he worked hard on and I didn't even read it LMAOOO

I don't get paid enough for this shit

hey

>2017
>not liking it in the bum

tbqh sounds kind of rude to kick your husband's spirit out

might change some of my opinions

Will you give me a better grade if I come in for some "extra credit", daddy?

there were other spooky things but they didn't happen to me. Her wedding ring smelled like fresh smoke and fires would have faces in them if a picture was taken. She also said she heard a woman's voice talking to her dogs one night, but that could've been from dreaming or some coincidental noise

>in a world with multiculturalism
you can fuck girls of any race you want any time you want
that's a better pro

>choker

It was meh, but still fine desu.

>choker

my fetish

once knew a girl that liked to be chocked the FUCK out, almost felt like I was murdering her

Whenever I meet right wing people irl they seem really dumb lmao. Am I the only enlightened neonazi on earth?

>Why yes, chokers turn me on

ay papi

On a scale of 1-10, how many dicks did you suck this past hour?

>Tfw coworkers casually discuss their wild college sexual adventures next to you
fuckers

STOP bullying BajaChan

DUDE CHANGING YOUR PERCEPTION OF LANGUAGE WILL LET YOU SEE INTO THE FUTURE LMAO

I have some bad news

Kek, I remember I was 16 and working at some camp. Our manager had recently broken up with her BF and she was telling us how she'd fuck her boyfriend when she she was our age on break every day at the camp

I fucking hate that movie. Gayest alphabet ever

Justin Trudeau is scheduled to meet with Donald Trump sometime within the next 7 days.
What do you think is going to happen, /cum/?

the annexation of canada will begin

>my aunt wore a choker for christmas dinner

They'll probably talk to each other

Bad stuff, sad stuff.
Pls stay our ally, we lobe jyuu

Ah yes, I'm about to hear stuff like this very soon.

Thanks for the reminder.

>dude wanna smoke a doby!
>No drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes, sorry

> "You have a bunch of bad hombres down there," Trump told Pena Nieto, according to the excerpt given to AP. "You aren't doing enough to stop them. I think your military is scared. Our military isn't, so I just might send them down to take care of it."

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Literally wanting to go to war over an autistic shit fit. JUST.....

Quebec loves you too!

>doby

This is SD, isnt it?

*is your defense minister and cafeteria lady*

I hope this isn't serious

>tfw I will never be soaked in another man's piss

Justin gets a spank from daddy and quits being a faggot. The Canédians librals sperg out afterwards

>tfw homesick
i miss my cats

Picked a random picture, lets see what it is

>BajaChan will never sit on your face

>me on a date

youtube.com/watch?v=UPmcMuwyPoA

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Why did I save this? No clue what it is and image search showed some place in brazil

I'll try that too