/brit/
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funny story hehe
want to get myself sectioned so i can meet crazy girls because that's my fetish
is there anything wrong with this plan?
>just realized I do pronounce it "aboot"
>want to get myself sectioned so i can meet crazy girls because that's my fetish
Don't you have segregated wards there?
*puuurrrs in your direction*
Alri lads need to go somewhere. Have a nice day!
no
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no
>le puppet master face
im literally shaking
Mental
willing to suck a dick for some chocolate milk right now
i only have semi skimmed
did trump ruin the australia us relationship?
if turnbull had a spine he would expel US troops from darwin until they agree to take those 'fugees from naaru
Found another fun person to talk to
How are you guys enjoying freedom?
>racemixing is bad
try again sweetie xoxo
>Your average Least Coaster
>two lads from /brit/ en route to Bangkok
>he thinks they've already left the european union
nah senpai
Why?
What a bunch of normies
Shame about the hairline though
the first step is declaring independence,
from that point shit gets difficult.
they will resist and its up to the people to ensure that popular will is done.
once the yoke is free from their neck Britain will will do great things.
for banter
creasing and cringing
We started the process today, article 50 was passed in parliament
>75% match
grim
>southern euros are dark
>north africans are white
child
chrome
chalet
cedar
>article 50 was passed in parliament
glory be.
you wont have a foreign parliament imposing on the realm.
every Englishman should be proud. you won your nation's independence.
optical illusion
Actually laughing aloud at this
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Enjoy waking up with your hands tied down and a pair of shears closing on your bollocks
I know I would
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bullshit
I thought you were an adult
why do you play these games
>mainland europe
biggest joke in history
*smiles at you*
because why take things so seriously?
Shame on you for going to such lengths to bullshit
nice fours
alri thailad
Submit to the superiority of black cock
use your eyes m8, you can clearly see they're two different colours
Used to think Alex Jones was a total nutcase, but he keeps being proven right again and again.
Seems like some of his "inside sources" might actually be real, and not just made up.
Shan't be submitting to black cock any time soon lads
alri
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bet these are redditflaggers
Let me just watch over 3 hours of this to find the specific section you're referring too
Also
>alex jones talking to joe rogan
intellectual thunderstorm ahah
You mean the Big White Cock
little blackbois can't compete
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we have come for the golden ass
THyyyyyyyEEeeeeeeeeeeLLAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddDDDDD
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DELETE THIS NOW
Gf sent me this
thailad
are katie :3
thailad is 27 years old
If you had to be either blind, deaf, or Canadian, which would you pick?
swedelad
Blind AND deaf
hope i get in the 4th wave beta for rising storm 2 lads
well good morning
how many years old is thailad you ask?
ah let me tell you
hes GAY years old
just put soap on the ol' toothbrush whilst half asleep
Thailad eternally btfo
puuuuuuuuuu
wonk
>Toilet Bog Fart told Australian Prime Minister refugee agreement was the 'worst deal ever' and phone conversation was ‘worst call by far’ he had had with world leaders.
ah yes the so-called """dealmaker"""
Going for my morning poo lads. then gonna have a shower, then going to have a cup of tea with some toast, then brush my teeth and go to work :3
He's not a "lad" you fucking vile nonce enablers
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give me one good reason why I should try to make a change
it would make me happy
never seen Thailad and Thainonce in the same room
don't bother you sad loser
less competition for me
just got home lads
Currently 11:39pm in Washington state, i need to be up at 4am for a flight.
I fucked it lads, no way I'll wake up on time if i sleep now.
>So every time you are close to those limits the excitement increases, and your heart goes quicker, and your breath goes stronger
p-please come back
what are you talking about? just go to sleep now
are you that heavy of a sleeper you can't wake up when you need to?
I don't know if it was your intention, but you've convinced me to try
EXTREMELY heavy sleeper, alarms dont work and i sleep 8+ hours every time.
>en.wikipedia.org
>Robert James Lee "Bob" Hawke AC, GCL (born 9 December 1929) is an Australian politician who was the Prime Minister of Australia and the Leader of the Labor Party from 1983 to 1991.
>His academic achievements were complemented by setting a new world record for beer drinking; he downed 2 1⁄2 imperial pints (1.4 l) – equivalent to a yard of ale – from a sconce pot in 11 seconds as part of a college penalty.[11][12] In his memoirs, Hawke suggested that this single feat may have contributed to his political success more than any other, by endearing him to a voting population with a strong beer culture.[10]
why is australia the sickest country on earth? it's like all the mad banter cunts from england made their own country without the stuck up posh twats
hello paki
>sickest
FOY
zitto animale
just realised i'm probably never going to make it out this cycle of neetdom
might as well end it now
apply yourself a bit more
with a monumental effort I could escape
not sure I've got it in me
stay up now. sleep on plane
zitto animale
he's lying to you
the absolute STATE of my life
>amazon pantry
I think I've just found the secret to neetdom