Slaughter the niggers in the streets edition
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doing a poo
Want to travel to Sydney without flying
I claim brit in the name of the great land down under!
better get swimming
haha jks we're full fuck off xx
New Zealand?
going to make oxtail stew in the slow cooker
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hungry now
bring me some for lunch lad?
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no that would give me a panic attack.
wtf i'm at war with Australia now
thanks Donny T.
well it takes 8 hours to cook so you'll be waiting a while haha
As if you guys have imprisoned Syrians in concentration camps in Nauru
You are basically nazis
I'll give you a ride on my dick
Trump hung up on our PM lads
Literally shaking rn
what a mug you can buy it in a can for 50p and cook it in 4 minutes hahaha
wtf he cant do that
t.povvo cunt
that's beyond runty
At work got a tesco chicken tikka for lunch
timewasting spacker lmao
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Prepbull was not having it
*slaps it out of your hands*
pick that up
Not the same guy who was making the soup, just joined in to insult you
*goes to pick it up*
*pulls your trousers down*
>You are basically nazis
I fucking wish
REEE IT'S NOT A SOUP IT'S A STEWWW MUMMY
I wish I was a midget. They look like they have fun lives.
*slaps you with my floppy ballsack*
>why yes i do spend hours cooking meals when tesco sells perfectly good meals in a can for 50p-£1
i bet you make your own curries and chili con carne too
this is all you need for dinner. 53p and you're sorted
[–]Drugsmakemehappy 5 points 2 hours ago
Yes.
We will steal from every store owner until they give their goods away for free. We will burn down every building until they let us use them as our homes. We will steal from the rich, we will feed the poor. We will come into your homes and eat your food.
We are the poor, the tired, the hungry. You'll give us riches or we'll steal them, you'll give us beds or we'll take them, you'll feed us or we will feed ourselves.
You will heal our sick or we will assault your healthy.
We're done begging for change.
>imagine being unironically okay with ingesting this
wew
Ah yes 260 calories and you're sorted.
very annoyed at being alive
feed this to my free range runts all the time
>ahhhh yes, I DO enjoy eating curry with chicken that tastes like plastic with little to no spice at all
HOWLING at your povvo existence
264 calories m8
the extra 4 make a world of difference
obviously you put some rice with it as well
>eating readymeals
don't do this
Then you will be poor, tired, and hungry for a lot longer it seems
>with chicken that tastes like plastic with little to no spice at all
sorry have you ever tried it?
ahhh yes anxiety
Does that come in a can too?
hahaha
*chugs a pack of diazepam*
yes
homemade tastes INFINITELY better especially with proper organic chicken
DO NOT reply to me again you peasant
>idiots not realising that food in cans is 100x more healthy and delicious than the shite they make themselves
Annoyed at my sub 1MB/s download speeds.
Downloading porn is so annoying.
And there's nothing I can do, it's not possible to upgrade without sky changing the line and fibre wasn't available when we moved here.
Going from 10MB/s with virgin to this is torture.
who /hum/ here?
no you haven't. don't lie
>organic chicken
fucking HOWLING at you
Deep breathe mate
Wouldn't be that long before they get shot.
gf wants to get a dog and a duck
told her the dog would probably eat the duck
now she won't talk to me
Qt. x
>eating meat
just eat lentils you silly cunts
Living in the countryside?
get a duck bigger than the dog
got an old plate sitting in my room and keep getting a whiff of fish
disgusting but too lazy to get out of bed and do something about it
I'd have to get some spastic runt dog for that
@ 70705387
>no you haven't
ahh yes, you know this how?
this will be my last acknowledgement of your sad existence, good day
Yeah, but sometimes even whole blocks of flats in the city centre can't get fibre, so it's not entirely dependent on location.
had the same problem.
Just put it in the bathroom
just told someone to fuck off back to their own country in farmfoods
ok siri open up indeed.com
>rating big dogs
enjoy you neccessary long walks and massive shits
just got told to fuck off back to my own country in farmfoods
because i've been memeing this whole time and if you've ever actually taken it upon yourself to eat a 53p tin of chicken curry then you're an absolute disgrace and you should consider offing yourself 2bh
Fuck off you slimy cunt
do NOT want a small yappy shit tier dog
hey siri give my life emotional closure x
lots of small dogs are based
only insecure men think otherwise
oi siri bruv, bell the weedman
ok siri open up centrelink.com.au
>Self-improvement
speak for yourself
It's humanservices.gov.au you absolute cretin
I'm nearly 2billion experience in runescape.... If that's not self improvement what is.
ok siri search for turtleneck modelling agencies in Sydney
I misspelt, it's centrelink.gov.au actually
wow I've never been on an australian website before
weird innit
everything being upside down an that
holy fuck thats like at least a few 200ms right?
hey siri find me a nice chubby bf
need an aussie bf with phimosis
>Me now
Live in spacious childhood home with family, in comfy semi-rural town. Work as a barman 20hrs per week and keep all money due to not paying for food/rent. Able to leave work to go travelling whenever I want, and re-join whenever I want. Get to know lots of people in the local community, and have many friends here. Get lots of free time for my hobbies, which include long walks in nature, brewing craft beer, playing piano and guitar, and playing sports.
>Me next week
Working first """real""" job in London. Work from 8 until 5 (plus an extra half hour either side for commute), Monday to Friday, week after week. Even more limits on what I should wear and how I should behave. Pay an extortionate amount for a small flatshare in a big apartment block. Most likely have little to no time for hobbies and will spend weekends recovering from tiredness. But on the other hand, will earn £30k and get a PhD and lots of other professional qualifications funded for me.
Did I fuck up lads? I'm convinced that the semi-NEET lifestyle is the way it was always meant to be - spending any more than 30hrs per week working, especially if it's just to put money into Mr. Shekelstein's pockets, is no way to live.
What's it like to be a manlet in Britain?
hey cortana find me the nearest tree to hang myself from
>tfw 5'9 and built like an Ethiopia sprinter
tl;dr
not reading one word of this novella
yes you fucked up VERY hard
didnt read any of your probably shit post
Chelsea are unironically going to take the PL
Going to squeal myself to sleep tonight over how absolutely BTFO remoaners are
>me now
contemplating a poo
Shan't, just plain and simply shan't
Alright in the North as we all are small
Do I:
A: Go back to lectures this afernoon.
B: Do a nap
sorry i'm taken
Believe this to be a Londonistan falseflag