Yohann Diniz comments on the racewalk

>Diniz lashed out at IOC organizers. “Why can’t we make the race at the end of the afternoon, when you know that it will be cooler?"
>Diniz also commented on the viral images of him soiling his pants. “If people think that, I couldn’t care less. What am I supposed to do, drop my pants in the middle of the road?”

Source:
news.com.au/sport/olympics/yohann-diniz-questions-logic-behind-decisions-at-rio-olympics/news-story/3de5dd18c77341f8770833aee383d2b5

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner's_diarrhea
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Diniz is also out of the hospital, but he apparently is still dehydrated.

based diniz

truly the hero of this oylmpics

>If people think that, I couldn’t care less. What am I supposed to do, drop my pants in the middle of the road?
BASED DINIZ

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What a magnificent little frog. His disdain for memesters only makes my dick harder

>completely failing to see the funny side
>BASED

Truly the 2016 Olympic hero

>Why can’t we make the race at the end of the afternoon, when you know that it will be cooler?

We shall do no such thing.

>tfw missed the death march and the rise of a legend
This is my biggest regret of these olympics. Missed our first swimming gold in 68 years, but this one hurts more.

Why not put it at night? That would make it unique and fun.

>What am I supposed to do, drop my pants in the middle of the road?”
Paula Radcliffe literally squatted down and took a piss in the middle of London

the only good reason to watch it is to see people collapsing out of exhaustion. I say they should start the race at 11AM.

I expect a 100km racewalk in 2024.

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>What am I supposed to do, drop my pants in the middle of the road?”
Yeah, do people think he's from India? That's preposterous.

All the salt?

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Give this man a Pierre de Coubertin Medal.

That fucking heart man, truly the bravest Frenchie since Charles De Gaulle.

> drop my pants in the middle of the road

It's funny that he mentions that because i literally did that once as a kid in france even on a camping when i couldn't make the sprint towards the toilet blocks

"What am I supposed to do, drop my pants in the middle of the road?”

>implying those are the only two options

Dutch tourists worst tourists, nothing new there

DESIGNATED!

I say they make Racewalk start at random times. At any moment during the Olympics, a competitor may be asked to immediately walk the 50k.

Suddenly, during the village orgy, a bell begins to toll. A Paddle God enters and silently points at him.

As a man sits down one morning for his breakfast, the bells start to ring. A Paddle God flips his table over and points him towards the door.

Dressed in a suit for an interview with his national media outlet, he hears the growing clanging and sees the Paddle God nearing the media center.

No time to prepare, no time to back out. They begin their march of agony.

It wasn't a piss, it was diarrhea. She even said it herself.

Dude, and i'm not saying that because i'm french, but this was fucking epic.
A real movie scenario during 4 hour, they all deserve our respect, Chocho, the Jap, the Leaf even the runner...
honestly my favorite Olympic disciplines to watch.

Make they do it on soft sand and uphill next time

Rio already has enough death... no need to add Olympians.

I appreciate this.

i was a kid i dindu nuffin

better to squat in square than to shart in mart.

/thread.

this should be a thing for all events desu

I wonder if Diniz will be back for Tokyo, so this time we can see him pass out in the middle of Akihabara

1000 km deathmarch on the sun when?

Hope so would be his last olympics.

I wish it was some kind of 1km and walkers would be eliminated when the leader get one lap on them and it wouldn't end as long as one of them is still less than a round behind.

So why did he shit himself again?

Timezones

He had to shit and he wasn't going to stop during a fucking olympic race

It's actually much more common than you think

Huh?

He's been training for that one moment for the past four years, he's not going to let a little poo completely waste all his training. Seeing how much water the athletes drink during the racewalk and marathon, I'm fairly certain that the majority just end up pissing themselves during the race (they could always wash their legs when they walk through the showers). I imagine a fraction of those that piss themselves would also shit themselves too if they couldn't go before the race.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner's_diarrhea


>At Rio 2016 Olympic Games, walk race world record holder Yohann Diniz felt sick during the 50km competition, when he was near the 15 km mark. He also passed out, near the 30 km mark. Nevertheless, he finished the race at the 8th position.[5]

Absolute madman!

>take a shit before the race
>now you don't have to shit your pants or give up on your lifelong dream
Wow that was tough

Can you shit on command, user.

Don't fucking post till you've put some thought into you fucking pigeon-brained shit I swear to god

>insert buttplug into your ass before the race
>now you can't shit your pants and don't have to give up your lifelong dream
just give me the medal already

I hope that he also heard about the positive comments, not only about the designated sponge. There was a fair amount of articles praising his bravery, even in UK.

>Drink Coffee

Hard

Do you guys think he's getting gold in Tokyo 2020?

>be 2020
>be early august in tokyo
>sweltering heat
>50k deathmarch finish line
>some random athletes are walking their way to the line
>Diniz is behind them, face hidden by his huge sunglasses
>suddenly

caffiene's a banned substance retard

I take it you never really had diarrhea if you think you can hold your shit for 3 and a half hours

>Though Olympic officials once placed limits on its consumption, since 2004 athletes have been able to freely sip coffee or energy drinks, take caffeine pills, or chew caffeinated gum in search of that extra edge.

literally the first link when you google "caffeine banned in sports"

>Yohann Diniz shat, walked, collapsed, and still finished 8th. Who was 9th?!

Indeed, that's pretty shameful.

You're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass.

What do you do?

delete this

she's a whore

Keep jogging

continue cheating, i'm from china

Can you actually buy paddles made just for racewalking?

>>Diniz lashed out at IOC organizers. “Why can’t we make the race at the end of the afternoon, when you know that it will be cooler?"
Well... sorry to break it to you, Yohann, but...

Nothing shameful about finishing the Deathmarch.

Eat some fucking fiber before the race

He's never getting gold, he's the epitome of deathmarch: work hard, almost die, never get true glory, shit your pants, be a true hero.

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That's a bad idea actually.

You plan to DQ the pedestrians in your neighborhood?

>a red piece of plastic
no this is extremely hard to come by

top kek, that sounds like something Remy Gaillaird would do.
I totally want to see that viral video.

No, the International Athletic Walking Federation has a course on Racewalk judging you have to pass before you can order them.

Don't lost your time Burgerbro.
We dealing with some guys who think that is great to pay for some Golden toilet for some "Queen and King" (which are in fact German or French).
They even think they are good in Football, just let them dreaming with all their medals.

But never forget!
They burned your White house.
We manage to save you, but not from their barbaric langage...:/

You still our bro

youtu.be/QVJsXMOH0DI

Diniz is the reason I am training for the 2020 50km deathmarch.

He's made me realise that if I put in enough hard work, dedication and sacrifice it could one day be me mincing down the streets of Tokyo with a cocktail of shit and blood dribbling down my leg in front of millions of tv viewers and my friends and family.

Thank Diniz

Yes, I plan to DQ every last sucker I see in the streets of LA

Do countries actually hold Olympic trials for the racewalk?

I take it that you have never gone for a long run, burger. It's called "runner diarrhea" here

>ywn walk into the loving embrace of paddle god

This is gold

Jesus i never saw that add before, i feel so much for the poor guy, he's adorable ;_;

they should have a portapotty with a bidet and change of shorts at the side of the road

but that's way less funny

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I hope that wasn't the sponge he pulled from his anus like a magician

w2c a diniz painting?

BART

GET OUT

>I couldn’t care less.
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Ask NBC.

>hugging a man covered in bloody shit

Sporting apparel comercials are truly the upper kino of commercials.
Perfumes need not apply.

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Noo, fuck that runner. From now on, we will add twice the amount of judges and we will only announce disqualifications after the race ends.

He's a total Bro.
I want him to win everything.
Based Diniz, new king of Sup Forums.

>pic
I missed that one.

Diniz confirmed true goat

wat is ywn

Can you even imagine how he smelled after the race?

>ywn know what ywn means,

GOAT

seriously this dude was jogging the whole race how wasn't he dq'ed

>Diniz will never get a gold medal for his efforts

He has to win one for da ance.

For once I fully agree with a fellow Barbosa.