Brazil dun goofed

São Paulo would be a better host than Rio.

Prove me wrong (you can't).

i can see the feces in the water from here.

That actually looks kind of nice. Reminds me of Florida.

POO IN THE RIVER

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Pretty much same, maybe few worst. At least Rio have beautiful landscapes and tourists get bored as fug.

too much traffic, athletes would have been 2 hours late to every event

NO

Thanks, now I cant eat.

rio de janegro & nordestino butthurt incoming in 3, 2, 1....

DESIGNATED EVENT: foam rowing

>butthurt about delusions

São Paulo is ugly and stinks.

Did somebody say... SÃO PAULO?

Meet são Paulo everybody. Our Venice. Don't worry about the brown water, it's just minerals, or just shit. Idk. You guys don't mind, right?

Just like the rest of Brazil.

No dirty favelas to show off.

I've been to Lisbon. It's literally Rio in Europe.

I felt home in Lisbon.

Kek

Didn't you find it weird being able to walk the streets without fear of being mugged? Or being able to poo in the toilet, and not the bin?

B-but Max Payne 3 showed me that São Paulo has favelas...

I'm a proud, born and raised, fourth generation paulistano.
I'm glad we didn't host it. We got enough corruption as is, rio can have all these billions sucked out of it. thank you.

You are kidding right? Middle eastern dudes offering me drugs on every corner.

I left my bag on the hostel safe on the second day because I didn't feel safe with it.
You have pickpocket warning signs everywhere.

And what toilets? I didn't see any public toilets.

Great city, though. Would love to visit again.

Those guys offering "drugs" are infinitely better than having your phone swiped by some favela macaco in Brazil. Portugal is the 5th safest country in the world. And people here have their own bathrooms, so we don't need to rely on communal ones like in Brazil.

Cheers, come back any time.

>And people here have their own bathrooms, so we don't need to rely on communal ones like in Brazil.
What did he mean by this?

São Paulo is actually the safest state in Brazil. That came with a price. Streets are a real Big Brother. Cameras everywhere. Cops arrive in seconds. Ryan Lochte would be fucked if he tried to vandalize something here.

I have never had my phone stolen of know anyone that has for that matter. Your argument is invalid.

>I'm a liar

I'm for reals
Where the fuck do you cucks live?
I know it's an issue in rio and other rich peoples beaches and shit

same tbqfwy
I don't have many friends tho.

That's a good thing imo

It's a shame big brother is considered the solution, when the true tried and tested one is removing brown people.

>removing brown people

But most policemen are brown.

>when the true tried and tested one is removing brown people.
Source?

Good job employees can be fired then

Because Sao Paulo is one of the few cities in Brazil with worse crime than Rio

>Source?

Literally wrong.

The joke's punchline is that both Rio and São Paulo are 2 of the safest big cities in Brazil.

Wait until you see the murderous shitholes everyone else lives in (including dirty dumb Southfags).

I'm carioca but my family from mum's side is paulista. I often go to Araraquara, sometimes to the capital. It's comfy but it's not much interesting from a tourist viewpoint.

That's probably why they picked Rio too. Aside from the fact it's most famous brazilian city, that is.

why would they choose sao paulo? olympics are always in the captial city - london, athens, rio, atlanta, peking.

good post

>the harajuku of japanese education

Japan cant possibly be about to get btfo this hard, can they?

it makes you think

>proxy education

shit son, those stats make Mexico look safe

>tfw born and raised in brazil, master of street smarts
>robbed only once
>in barcelona

i feel ashmed, fellow third worlders

that's the screen dust user

Are those the most recent stats?

Glad my city fell in the rankings.

>safest state
>implying no manipulated stats to sell this idea

>Atlanta

Literally the only thing it's the capital of is crunk music(WHAT? YEAH!)

Even Rio used to be the capital of Huezil (I think?) before they built Huezilia

RARE

>170 deaths/year

These are from the time where only white people deaths were counted though.

>Prove me wrong

You're a chimp.

that was easy..

no, i don't mind, after all i've lived in rio.

to be fair that's the only deaths that still matter.

This is Bangladesh. He would know about feces in water, safe to say it is screendust.

Also while I have you here Dakaat, can you tell me rare flag poster, do you feel a personal responsibility in your posting making sure it's worthy of your rare flagness?

why are the bridges there so retarded?

almost all large bridge engineers are dutch - they all love this shit. I dont know why.

It's thankfully over.
No one cares.

Can you show me a non-retard bridge?

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how much would you pay for an apartment somewhere nearby the river on both sides

You're trying so hard.
It's a shame you can hardly string a coherent sentence together.

I would have been a better host than Rio. I have a toilet where you can flush your toiletpaper.

It's the capital of Georgia and therefore easily the capital of the entire Southeastern US, I've been to all cities down here, none compare to Atlanta in size scope or things to do

Also, this thread made me look up Sao Paolo, whoo boy who designed this place

$3,000+/month for a one bedroom

ignore him huebro, he has never seen an interchange near water before I think

>that bridge
God tier civil engineering.