The meme olympics are finally over

> The meme olympics are finally over
> Still 1 year and a half left till the thinking mans olympics start

Who /winter/ masterrace here?

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That's not even a real thing.

reporting in. nothing cozier than drinking beers and watching curling

>pingpong chang

>18 months til /curling/ returns
I can't wait

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR SPEEDSKATING

what an awful fucking logo

Bullshit. Every year bong say the Winter Olympics are a meme

I hope that fucking choke Shuster isn't on the US team again...

This time. This time we will get a medal. The 20 year drought will finally end.

autism logo reminds me of pic related

What events produce the most laughs? And for qts?

Is Curling the most tactical Olympic sport?

>bong is one man

>holding the Olympics in North Korea
top banter

I enjoy white people olympics way more than I do coloured people olympics

divided by 2?

if they pull themselves together a bit they might actually hold some skiing events in NK but its unlikely

Will NK send any athletes there? Surely they'd all defect

>this assblasted about munchen

We genuinely have the best curlers in the world for some reason.

Can't wait.

already have my olympicfu

she's mine, don't take her faggots

>white people: the event

wasn't the oscars enough? geez

Sorry m8, I gotta stealclaim her. Too bad.

>keks
Short track speed skating

>qts
Curling

>ywn enjoy a plate of haggis with anna sloan while bagpipes gently play in the background.

Winter Olympics are boring as shit desu

China are going full autism in preparation for 2022 so they'll be in the mix too.

>for some reason

don't even know your own countries history lel

Trips knows.

Curling tournament is the most comfy time of the winter olympics

>Invent sport
>not be good at it.

Oh wait, sorry i forgot
>UK

Inventing a sport doesn't mean you're going to be good at it. Or continue to be good at it.

See England with football.

>enjoyed cycling
>no cycling in winter games
JUST

Football was invented in Scotland you twit. I love how you english try to steal all
glory from Scotland, what's next? Claiming that Andy Murray is english oh
wait you already do by saying he's british and not Scottish

If certain sports happen indoors anyways then why are they "summer" sports anyways.

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE

Why are China good at speed skating?

I'm fairly certain that we're pretty shit at the Winter Olympics, so there probably won't be much competition when it comes to selecting athletes. If I start training now, what event could I participate in during PyeongChang 2018?

Volunteering.

A lot of almost-sports in the winter olympics. Not to mention the infamous ice pétanque which is not a sport at all. Ban everything that can't be strictly timed or mesured and this will be the masterrace olympics.

Anything you want that isn't curling

Unfortunately we made them make the eddie-the-eagle rule

if usa and canada ever combined we would own every olympics from now until hereafter. old world are you even fucking trying ?

some countries only seem to be good at 1 event in the winter olympics and its usually speedskating. like korea, the dutch, china, or germany.

always baffles me when >we win any medals at these

Assuming you have no particular skill: luge, skeleton, and that's it.

Germany are god-tier in biathlon, luge, ski jumping, nordic combined and alpine skiing though.

Is there any country who is good at both olympics besides the US?

probably some Scottish ameriboo who thinks ice hockey is like totally rad or something

Russia and Germany.

>no particular skill
>luge, skeleton
somebody literally died trying that

Germans are good at skiing, whether at alpine, cross country or biathlon.

...

I didn't say it isn't dangerous, but anyone can push a luge, lie down on it and pray.

TOO SOON

Due to my norwegian ancestry I will be able to follow these games. Good luck, fellow viking

but norway is generally better than them at those events.

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This always makes me laugh
especially when the only way he got through to the final was also because of a big crash. guy literally lucked himself to a gold medal.

being a viking rapebaby isnt something to be proud of.

>shitster

They've been really bad at cross country in the past years though, only won a single bronze medal in Sochi and they have no talents ready for 2018 either.

Thanks mate, we'll claim the top spot this time around, Russian cheats pushed us down to second place in Sochi.

I can't wait for Biathlon and Skicross, the true real sports of the Winter Olympics

REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DUTCH SWEEPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How can one man be so based?

Both summer and Winter Olympics are a meme. Give me CFB any day

user, have you ever wondered why those are called the Olympic Games and not the Olympic Sports?

See Canada with basketball

The problem I have with the winter olympics are the fact there are so many sports that rely on judging. Could you imaging ballroom dancing in the summer olympics? Why the fuck does it get into the winter olympics just because it's on ice?

1. Mens downhill skiing
2. Biathlon
3. Skeleton
4. Luge
5. Bob
6. Other men's skiing disciplines
7. Speed skating
8. Ice hockey
9. Ski jumping

9001. Curling
90001. Ice skating
900000000000000001. Snowboarding (dude weed lmao)

boardercross and skicross are GOAT

You're trying to hard

>ywn

Snowboarding is gay

>curling that low

i'm sure are confusing Pyongyang (best korea) with Pyeongchang (worst korea)

>9001.curling

And from a brit too. Thats fine, i'll keep based Eve to myself.

>In June 2015, four new disciplines were approved for inclusion in the games and will feature in the Olympic program for the first time in 2018. These four are snowboarding big air, curling mixed doubles, speed skating mass start, and Alpine skiing team. Parallel slalom in snowboarding was dropped to make room for big air.

>to

also five (or six depending on how you count it) new sports

>They've been really bad at cross country
>Norway
I said the germans were good, not 'that" good.

>curling mixed doubles
absolutely haram

>that feel when no snowbike

Hows Martin these days? Got his medals back yet?

Why does Austria do so well in alpine skiing?

Italy, Germany, France, Switzerland and others have same or similar access but Austria seems to do better.

Check out my mixed doubles

>9001. Curling
>Snowboarding is gay

Count me as your friend.

mountains are only a part of our country, austria is full mountain.

Most of the italian participants come from the tyrol, they almost always have germanic names

>We genuinely have the best curlers in the world

what did he mean by this?

Was on the news today actually, he's going to appeal to get his Tour de Ski victory back, he never lost any medals.

The whole situation is just a result of miscommunication. Martin used legal asthma medicine, but he was instructed by the Norwegian ski federation to use it in a way that is not legal as the rules were vague.

>tfw no dutch winter olympic qts

>men's curling
fucking lmao

Why can't we win medals on this? Why doesn't UK Sport care? Do I need to buy more lottery tickets, lads?

It doesn't snow much here and we don't have mountains.

This is quite fortunate, as for some reason skiing turns British people into the worst people in the entire world.

>tfw we'll finally win some medals

HORSE DANCING.
GYMNASTICS
DIVING
BOXING

Plenty of summer olympic sports have similar issues with judging.

and there's plenty of sports in the winter olympics that don't require judging. like all the races (downhill, cross country, skating, sled) curling and hockey.

>>men's curling

What did he mean by this?

Your country should give up on soccer since you suck balls at it and turn into a hockey country. Imagine the intensity of the UK-US banter as they fight for bronze behind Canada and Sweden

I like to think your entire country grinds to a halt whilst you watch someone go downhill for a few minutes, and if he gets anything other than Gold you make him go live in Germany or Switzerland and imprison his family.

How close am I?

Because it is literally the only sport in Austria that receives actual public funding and also draws insane money from sponsors.

>It doesn't snow much here and we don't have mountains.
Neither does the fucking Netherlands and yet the really small foamy beer drinking cunts get gold medals in this thing. And we don't. That is NOT ok.

Shut the fuck up leaf. Don't fucking talk to me again.

NOT SO FAST