/heem/: Comfy Schaub Edition

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SCHAUB

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reminder that Brit olympians did so well because they were inspired by Bisping

Should Bisbong get a knighthood for his destruction of Rockhold

Is Cerrone the worst negotiator of all time?

Ariel asked him what his plans are and he says "I'm a UFC guy" and that he wants the deal down ASAP, within the next week.

way to understand leverage bro

DUDE

SCHAUB
LMAO

How much do you think the UFC will give him?

>'UFC Fighter's Cut: Alistair Overeem
>UFC sensation Alistair Overeem relives four huge victories against the heavyweight division’s elite.

yall gonna watch this?

I never heard overheem talk much. I always thought he had an accent but his voice sounds like any normal guy

Cerrone is a beast at beating out lower ranked guys though. He might as well get as many wins as he can before he gets smashed in his next big fight.

What's he gonna say?
>Well thanks for that question Ariel, you slimy beady eyed lying fuck, I'll tell you exactly what my plans for my contract negotiation are
That doesn't really help further Cerrone's goals at all
He plays his cards close to his chest

I have a feeling Bisping will inspire Englands brave to win the Australian and French open next year, cementing his place as Englands finest ever sportsman.

what type of bud is everyone smoking tonight?

You never watched The Reem back in the day?

he'll get a decent deal cuz he's on a huge upswing but i dont know why he'd say he won't look elsewhere and is itching to get a deal done asap

made 85/85 last night,
he can get to overroid levels of like 150/150 MAYBE

depends how generous ari is being with his shekels

I think he deserves an MBE, would never get a knighthood though

if he looks half decent against Hendo on British soil he should get enough media attention for an mbe

if he gets H-bombed in the first round in front of his family and David Beckham then no one will ever speak of him again

>Wake up Conor, it's all over

>yfw Conor could beat Jose in his sleep

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I take back anything positive I said about USADA

lets hope new owners are decent enough

Until he becomes champ he's only worth 150k+150k anyway, just double it if he headlines

well he shouldnt box himself in a corner and just stay more vague with his answer

he kinds destroyed two big points of leverage.

you wouldnt go to a car dealership and say "i'm not going to any other dealerships and im not leaving without a car"

I have never heard him talk for more than a few words

guess im just too casual

Overeem will unironically be champion in less than a month

SCHAUB IS GOD

I forgive you

>the Dutch tears when Reem's belt gets added to Britains tally of champions

>tfw one punch from Aldo damaged conors face worse than 270 odd punches from Nate

You wait buddeh, you wait

henry_cejudo

I had such a amazing time here in Rio de Janeiro. Going to the Olympics is one of the best experiences any human being could ever see. You meet different cultures, races, and personalities from all across the world. I always tell people to travel before they start having kids or starting a career. I've been extremely blessed to have traveled the world and I can honestly say, "the best experiences I have is connecting with people from all walks of life." Cant wait to be at the Tokyo, Japan 2020 Olympics. #later #hastalavistario

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bless

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Him and nick are my boys, but fuck they are annoying doing shit like this and snapchatting smoking weed while telling the USADA lady to come back in the morning

here's gil giving some thoughts on conor/diaz fight, avoiding his bro-bias for the most part

youtube.com/watch?v=_R8Yalmo_iI

love how he always calls nate Nathan

Probably doesnt matter either way, Diaz already said hes done for awhile.

aldo doesn't deserve to fight McGod if we're being serious HES DONE NUTTIN

A God, definitely.

Was this post meant to imply everything that's been happening to Conor in his career since the Aldo match has all been a punch drunk dream during a title bout with Aldo?

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Bryan "No Love" Caraway has officially called for a fight with Cody "Kid Lightning" Garbrandt on Twitter

Post fully shirtless hot male bodies in OP pls

seems like a nice enough guy but man did he seem out of his element against DJ

also it was kinda weird the massive shrine to himself he keeps in his house. hard to be humble showcasing that

Conor haters on to the next man already.

McGregor is a madman

Well, you don't know that what he told Ariel is what he told the UFC.

Conor owes Aldo for shutting up Frankie for him

remember that time we screencapped the same moment

HEATHEN
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Schaub is our personal lord and savior, faggot.

do you guys think conor nuts hard in dee after every win?

>couldn't finish Hominick, Florian, Lamas, Mendes once, Edgar twice, KZ with 4 limbs

>fully shirtless hot male bodies
How do I achieve this mediocre body mode

lol yes bruv actually thought about that a few days ago

>trips of truth

conor doesnt want to change his bum life again either

>Are you willing to fight Aldo again at 145?

>>I mean, how long was I goin back and forth with Jose? That must've been a 2 year build up - he pulled out last minute, I continued to fight someone else. Then we rescheduled, a two-year round the world deal with that boy, and then he stepped in and I beat him in 13 seconds.

>>It's hard for me to get excited about that.

He's on to bigger and better things than changing these Hue's lives. They always pull out.

>tfw i am the only aldo shitposter

Give me some credit user

>yfw 9 monthes from now Mcgregor kills Aldo in 10 seconds so he can make it to the hospital to see his first born son pop.

>screencap this

I'm amazed they have the energy to do anything after 25 minutes of fighting, let alone partying and ploughing.

why is aldo such an entitled beta bitch boy?

dude thinks he's the jesus christ of mma and can do whatever he wants

I hope McGregor just keeps ignoring him

let him cry

that division is dead in the water

Another eternal leaf 'tard post.

In 9 months time he'll be rematching Khabib

Cocaine and Viagra help

schaub bless my brothers

>Conor, stop running you fucking mick bastard!

How can the division be dead in the water when the champion is the most paid and biggest ppv draw?

Aldo is Reddit the fighter

SOON
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bless

power gap

aldo bought a burger joint restaurant in brazil bruv

that's stupid financial decisions 101

running a restaurant is a PITA and even if you arent really running it personally almost all of them fail. what you're supposed to do is just buy a whole bunch of franchises of already successful chains and run them at arms lengths (peyton and Papa Johns, Shaq and Five Guys)

just ask johny "steaks whenever i want" hendricks

He keeps mentioning Aldo, which makes me think they'll fight again. I don't think Conor wants to vacate.

You guys ready for the return of PVZ this weekend?

>TIRE YOURSELF OUT ON ME YOU FAGGOT

I think he should just keep ignoring Aldo because I think it will genuinely drive him insane and probably commit soduku l8r in life

Kurupt's moon rocks. Too lazy to take a pic.

new episode of Evolution of Punk started yeah? FS1? Yanks please live report ._.

DELETE THIS NOW

why does he only have manlet friends? is it autism?

because the champ just fought 25lbs above it with success and has his eyes on 155

that leaves interim aldo to run it again but he'll still look like a bitch because he never really 'got the belt back'

that's why conor instantly called dana's bluff on stripping him if he doesn't defend it right away

it makes featherweight irrelevant in terms of getting ppv buys going forward

Schaub bless you, my man.

Schaub vs Nick Diaz at 205 pounds

Who wins

Schaub easy

>fighters realizing mcgregor isnt all talk and can add things to his game and win a fight at 170

Whats your favorite type of Schaub? I use Schaub to control my ADD. Really mellows me out.

his pos dad was a brit, his loving mommy was dutch, he grew up dutch. pretty sure living somewhere 20 years makes you dutch

The fans

Homemade BHO from trimmings from cleaning my medical weed like a pro.

Schaub homosex

>Fuckin' Conor, running all the fight

I would like to see Nate Diaz vs Jose Aldo one day.

my favorite type of schaub is a hybrid

Can we stop discussing Schaub's legacy and start discussing his future?

Born and raised in Hounslow till he was 6.
*someone has changed it to Liverpool on his Wikipedia?!

I don't like Jay Glazer.

FRONKIE'S THOUGHTS from your /heem/ stenographer (this jersey boy talks fast as fuck)

On Conor:

>I think he proved a lot to a lot of people, including myself. You know, you see in his last fight he kinda packed in against Nate. Got tired, and kinda...took a shot cuz he didnt wanna get dropped, and kinda, kinda gave Nate the fight. This fight, you know, back was against the wall - he got his second wind, and he found a way to make it out with his hand raised.

Requesting pics of Schaub from high school/college

tx

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>Can add to his game and beat 170ers
>Breaks foot from shitty leg kicks and fights to draw

Diaz cannot safely cut to 145 and Aldo will never move up to 155.

You are worse than the nate diaz fanboys. With all your autistic posts

Schaub has champion blood, so I expect to see him winning at whatever he does.

>thought Diaz was robbed when I watched it live
>rewatched the fight
>Conor won clearly

Wow, he actually did it. The madman.

Frankie had it 3 - 2 Conor EZ

i respect his opinion only slightly more than yours

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>Aldo will never move up to 155.
Aldo has been talking about moving up to 155 for almost his entire UFC career. He has to do it at some point! He has to.