Wake up

>wake up
>there is civil war going in your country
Wo is fighting who?

Germans and Christian immigrants versus muslims

Trump supporters vs. Trump detractors

MARCH
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Taigs and prods

I don't care but immediately get my hands on a rifle and start executing antifa scum.

I suppose we avoided the (very distant) possibility in 1993

Italians vs terroni

>North Island vs South Island
>Whites and Maoris vs Immigrants.
>Whites vs Maori Tribes
>Maori Tribes vs Maori Tribes

None of these could actually happen of course.

loyalists vs commies/SJWs/feminists/disgruntled minorities

Please god make this a reality

Radical Islamists vs Army probably.

I'd join immediately desu

It's already happening on college campuses across America and in a prison in Delaware

which side?

Quebec vs. Angloquebec/Canada

Trudeau would likely respect their rights and let them secede due to historical muh hurt feelings.

>wake up
>there is a civil war in your country
>just like yesterday, the day before and about 50 years before

Unironically boomers vs. millennials

England & Wales vs Sc*tland

we already had 3 civil wars so i guess the same fuckers again

College liberals, Muslims, BLM, LGBTQFLMAO and illegals are getting blown the fuck up by the military, cops and red necks.

Çomars vs Kemalists vs K*rds vs ISIS

>Delaware
Never before have I heard of this state.

Army vs cartels

>in a prison in Delaware
Yeah I don't know what they're game plan was since your average leftists aren't going to support convicts taking hostages.

its literally one of the smallest ones, and theres nothing there but a city full of rabid niggers

also i hear it is tax haven
sounds like nigger state

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It's a massive tax shelter for businesses like Ireland in the EU.

Royalists and nationalists vs leftards, commies and mudshits

(christians let muslims kill them and cuckservatives don't know what to do and so do ethnic minorities)

>your average leftists aren't going to support convicts taking hostages.
O ye of little faith...

>Most likely country in the thread to have an actual civil war behind columbia
>Can't conceive of what lines it would be drawn on
>American education

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>Leaf telling you about your country to me

Brexiteers vs remainers

there's really no other internal conflict to note other than generally resentment between french canada and anglo canada
wouldn't mind another plains of abraham myself

You can't have a civil war that isn't drawn along geographic lines
it isn't a war
it's just civil strife

right- vs left-wing

again?

Rojos contra Azules, guerra civil parchís

Koreans in Japan so-called Zainichi start rioting and Japanese citizens organize self-defense guardians to resist them. in the meantime, S.Korea-Chinese united army comes down Japan and Zainichi get backshot

but it WILL be along geographic lines

Everyone vs Tasmania

Kek

Well that would be easy, we outnumber them by far and control all positions of power.

Same thing with jews and yet you still lost

>wake up
>there is a civil war in your country
>just like yesterday, the day before and about 200 years before

PCC and drug cartels vs Military and the government

>yfw the drug cartels would probably win

Weebs vs anti-weebs

pd: weebs win

ready to hang the piddini scum high desu

>It wouldn't be Germans versus debt spenders

Gassing walloons and degenerates

Normal people vs lobotomized people that voted our current government

Nice going retard but civil wars don't require geographic lines, see Rome. The goal is that one side ends up in power and the other destroyed. Our civil war was more of a failed secession anyways.

Probably a small one involving the US vs California + interstate volunteers.

Chance of that happening in 2018. Succession is on their ballot.

Coffee vs Thee.

I don't think a civil war is possible here. At most maybe racists in the guise of patriots making some tiny conflict but we aren't the type of people that make conflict in general. So I don't think anything could ever happen that was even close to a civil war.
>inb4 emus

>abo's
>Muslim
>Africans
>bunch of random white people.

North vs South
Also the only war that means enough for me to willingly participate in.

Just a normal day in sunny old Brazil

People fighting the government.

New socialists vs religious socialists that call themselves conservatives.

Fascists vs Democrats

This. I want to be a moderate rebel

Trump versus the People's Army

This would be interesting to watch
>Fat people with guns, mostly rural
>Young people without guns, mostly urban

The anti-Trump folks would outnumber that Trump loyalists and have a far higher GDP, buy Trump fans are a lot more militant. Many of them live in rough and remote areas that would be difficult to capture.

american puppets fighting american puppets
FTFY

all that while TRUEъ russians are being indifferent to everything as always

It would be liberals vs conservatives and the conservatives would blow the fuck out of the liberals so hard it wouldn't even be funny.

All our parties, despite there being 4, are pretty much clones.

Cons and Libs are twins.
NDP will turn establishment once power is in sight.
And Greens are weak as hell. Bend to anything.

Quebec has its nationalism, but Quebec is very corporatist. Wouldn't upset the status quo.

Alberta is the Texas of Canada. Cowboys, oil, guns, Jesus, conservative, etc. I could see a civil war from there if the US supports it. Something along of the Middle East just to get its oil.

South Brazil versus mudblood shitskins aka rest of the country

If there was going to be civil strife in Canada it would have happened during old man Trudeau's time in office, back when the Quebec separatists actually had balls and you had the National Energy Program being forced on Alberta.

Trudeau actually did put soldiers on the streets of Montreal. As much as I hate that man he was definitely based as fuck.

>did you mean: secession?

That would be amazing.

Conservative rural/suburban whites vs Leftist urban minorities and suburban/urban white SJWs

>military and police mostly side with conservatives
>laborers and tradesmen mostly side with conservatives
>men mostly side with conservative
>most gun owners side with conservatives
>leftist side is made up of gangbangers, welfare leeches, effeminate humanities majors, unskilled workers, and soft urban graphic designer types

It would be an absolute massacre. The cities would be blockaded and starved of food, resources, skilled labor, and production facilities. Only ones who would offer any resistance would be the few union tradesmen who decided to stick with their leftist organizers (most wouldn't).

shit makes me laugh because how true it is. That's why they are anti second amendment


I'm born and raised New Yorker. I ain't southern at all but my political views is so different from the millennial aged new yorker it's like im straight from Alabama.

We have Holland, Farmers, Frisians and Catholics.

Not sure who would fight who, but our military does peace keeping drills in Frisia.

>It would be an absolute massacre.
Even with a leftist absolute majority?

>>leftist side is made up of gangbangers, welfare leeches, effeminate humanities majors, unskilled workers, and soft urban graphic designer types

Methinks that a whole lot of tumblrina college feminists would get a real lesson in rape culture if they found themselves anywhere near Tyrone in a war zone. And any numale beta who tried to step in would get his fucking head cut off.

Is this possible in the future? I've pictured the Russian people as "politically apathetic"

We would get BTFO just like we were at the Revolução Farroupilha.

They aren't in an absolute majority. There are quite a few very conservative people out there, especially in southern states, who vote straight Democrat out of tradition. Conservatives would likely have superiority in numbers.

Even if they didn't, the conservatives would have most of the military, police, guns, land, food, production facilities, and resources. The leftists would be cut off and starved in their cities and then rednecks in technicals would come in and clean up the rest.

>I don't go outside: the posts
yeah mhmm I'm sure people are as ill as you guys are irl

these

adding this to

Second time is the charm, we can even call it South BRexit

South would be looking to get their shit kicked in again, probably, and the north will be laughing the whole time.

I know, but I would die for the south. It was such a great place growing up and now there's literally poo water skins cooking and sleeping in our praças.

>thinking that the North is liberal outside of major cities

We have your surrounded.

ITT: Dumb trumptards.

>t-they'll be on our side ;_;
once again cletus deludes himself into thinking victory is possible against the north. maybe y'all should fix your economies before puffin your chests

>ITT: Dumb trumptards.

>t-the north will all be behind us

No it wont. You'll be surrounded an cut off in your urban enclaves and starved.

Dude you're a limp wristed faggot. You don't eat red meat, you don't win a gun, you're allergic to being outside when the weather less then 60 degrees and you couldnt hammer a nail to save your life. The fuck makes you think you could take on shit in a civil war? You'd get your ass caved in

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>urban enclaves
where are you getting this meme? do you actually live in the rural north? we are not "aligned" in any sense to the south, and typically make fun of the fools up here who wave confederate flags and fail to recognize they're on yankee turf. we may have our differences in rural vs urban, but we don't identify with the south

btw, maybe yall should get off the dough. pic related. talking so much shit while sucking up so much welfare. pathetic.

>the north will not be united
>implying the south will
yall are the most diverse part of the country. we just stop giving you welfare and let you people destroy yourselves. lmao

never seen someone conjur up insults from nothin. impressive I must say cletus. surrender now and we won't go sherman on you

It wouldn't be south v north. It would be conservative/rural vs liberal/urban

>i don't understand population density

I'm from NY and I live in Boston you limp dicked loser. Seriously though everyone and their elderly mother that isnt a pathetic leftist worm could tie your balls in a knot before you could flee to Canada and suck Trudeau's dick. You're a child who couldnt lift an arm to defend himself, his family or his property. You're kind would be the first to flee for his life in a civil war

Hindus vs Muslims - first starts in North India, then spreads to West and central india and finally to South India.

Massive genocide to the tune of tens of millions occurs and finally Islam is eradicated from our land.

>Many of them live in rough and remote areas that would be difficult to capture.


All we civilized folks need to do is build a wall around them. I mean a lot of them are rapists and murderers, some of them are good people I assume though.

Ironically Ireland doesn't have enough social tension to boil over into civil war, perhaps because the social cleavages are stronger but definitely owing largely to the lack of widespread or united national or religious feeling.