Does he stand a chance?

Does he stand a chance?

Nah.

Of course... but I expect him to embarrass himself pretty hard.

A better chance than /heem/ Also Gall sucks.

No. He should have kept doing that fake stuff he was doing. It will be embarassing when he fights. He never even fought before in a smaller event. guys in UFC had to go through smaller events and dominate there before going to tue big league. he will get destroyed.

His fight is gonna go something like this.

Doubt Dana would feed him to somebody, Dana will want as many fights as he can get outta him, he will likely match up well against Gall, not gonna be even remotely surprised if he wins.

It's rigged.

> Doubt Dana would feed him to somebody
That's why they picked Gall, since Gall is a noob himself, but after his 1 fight in the UFC, he looks legit. They messed up picking Gall.

>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

>SEETHING

You have to go back, Carter

Why did you spam my thread with this?

If CM Punk wins /wwe/ is confirmed Sup Forums and the toughest combat sport on the planet.

Mickey Gall can't counter the GTS he beat John Cena with that move and he's way bigger than Mickey Gall

>Vanilla Midget
>Never Drew a dime

When will Phil hit the weights, take a shower and get a clue?

>million yes baby
RIP

Please quit posting threads. Trying to enjoy myself here not deal with retard threads a 4 year old would make
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Punk is having the best trainers known to man and rumour has it he is being told to look bad for the program. He actually has superb skills, one of his Boxing trainers says he punches like a heavyweight and is very quick with transitions on the ground. Gall is a no one with a goofy style that will lead to him being KOed quickly bu Punk.

Hi Phil, what are your thoughts about you marrying a coalburner?

what proof do you have of this accusation?

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Since the UFC is scripted now i guess he is going to be the champion by next year.

lol no, it will be fun though to watchim get his skull bashed in

LOOK IN MY EYES

How crazy would it be if CM Punk failed a drug test?

Yes because Gall is going to take a dive. Do you think Dana went through all this shit for Punk to get BTFO in one fight? He has like a six fight contract or something.

I hate seeing this WWE shit associated with MMA.

LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE

Get used ot it. UFC loves being cucked by big strong WWE fans.

Dana is either an extremely nice guy or just fell for the meme that Punk is marketable in any way shape or form. He couldn't handle the WWE schedule/politics but he'll just seamlessly transition into pro fighting?

anyone who likes him from wrestling is highly likely to already be into mma and he's not exactly bringing Lesnar-type intrigue to the table

a huge box office success and one of the biggest stars ever in pro wrestling is a bad guy for "stealing" a Mania main-event, but waltzing into the top fighting promotion in the world with literally zero experience is totally okay, when you're the hero in your own movie

a man about to lose his dignity

THIS FIRE BURNS