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tears edition

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Nice-o post desu

Settlers of Catan

(now ex) gf just text me

exploring the possibility of having a wank

Voted UKIP, supported Trump, raised in a Christian family and have quite traditional views in terms of society and how to raise a family etc.

Quite surprised at this result

>Trey

loooooooool

no one cares

explain

How does Tinder work? I can swipe on whoever and they won't see, right? What's the point of a super like?

How can something so simple be so complicated?

Is this really based entirely on physical appearance?

Have you considered speaking to the citizens advice bureau?

always considered myself a radical centrist

>sprint
hmmmmmmmmm

Please help me I'm conflicted

what's funny user?

sounds like an right she-runt 2bh

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When you register your profile is sent to your entire FB friends list to laugh about you

That's so raven haha

Bobby Sands went on hunger strike and died

Being staunchly pro-IRA, Iran named a burger bar after him

>tray
>raven
let me guess, you were born in the north?

>Average Irish living room

Not sure I should watch this so-called video

stop being such a spanner about it

just swipe

Any Netflix DNSes that work?

Went ahead and bought a USB mock Xbox 360 controller to use for an N64 emulator and now I don't even feel like using it.

Played a bit of Super Mario 64 and the controller itself felt wonderful but I was just so bored. I had played all these N64 games as a kid. It's not quite as magic anymore. Why bother playing video games at all, lads? It's all false achieving anyway. I'm 24 years old, I should be out there getting a job, a girlfriend, a nice place to live, good career prospects and a good network of friends and acquaintances.

Fuck me, I've entered adulthood

AZIZ LIGHT

>you might be too good for me

translation: I want to insert other men's willies inside me

they're yank names you mong

yeah almost as if Brexit was a significant political change, the effects of which we haven't fully realised and a decision that will change the political landscape of the UK for the foreseeable future

bit mad that innit

Undercooked my chips useless paki bastards

subscribed

How do I get my post ATOL protected?

They do anyway, no loss there.

OK. I like to overcomplicate everything. I just wouldn't know what to do if I swiped on a complete stunner and she swiped me back.

oooh google have updated the map for greater manchester some more

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*puts arm behind head*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAD 'ORSE IN THEIR FRONT ROOM

mate, its the same for most people. few people have the same view when tested that they would hold in conversation with others. we are defined by our environment a lot, circumstance gives us a view, reality likes to occasionally prove how wrong we all are. look at it this way, think about it and come to a conclusion - if you cant then put it on the back burner for a while and wait for eureka, if you can then you are sorted.

The 90's called, they want their glasses back

riveting

Just remembered how bad the bullying was at my school.

Now, contrary to how the internet portrays bully's, these weren't successful athletes that have everything going for them ruling the school.

The reality was, 99% of people in my year were bullies. Everyone fucking terrorised and ground down each other.

How bad was the bullying at your school? We've had people tied up and thrown down stairs and people forced into a corner to kiss someones shoe.

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look at my neck my wrist and my shoes ur not on shit

>Fuck me, I've entered adulthood
ya brain stopped growing infrastructure lad, just need to fill it out now. enjoy the ride.

is she the lass who drinks horse seamen?

was never bullied at school desu

no

If you make a TINDER you should have the following

1. Picture of your face laughing
2. Picture of your entire body in exotic setting
3. Picture of you with female friend (girls get more interested when they see you with other women)
4. Picture of you doing a hobby
5. Picture of you and your lads on a night out to signify that you have friends
6. You need to copy your profile description from reddit most upvoted /r/tinder post
7. Add Instagram
8. Add Top of the Charts Hits to your profile

Don't ever upload a selfie desu

they're a lot nicer to play when you only have a few hours to play them desu

Didn't get bullied, just ostracised desu

if someone was found bullying he would have two big books on either hands and stand like he was on the Cross
very dissuassive

look it's so colourful!

it's bio oil

Getflix.com.au currently works to get Netflix US btw. 14 day free trial, I just keep making new emails to get it for free (sometimes doesn't work on Netflix though).

Is it gay if I slide into my own DMs?

Didn't ask if YOU got bullied. I was wondering how bad it was for other people.

>DM
Urban Dictionary: DM
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DM
Designated Marksman. military marksman role in a U.S. infantry squad. The DM's role is to supply rapid accurate fire on enemy targets at ranges up to 870 yds ...
Ah yes very clear.

I thought it was Dungeon Master

PUA Master here

you lads wanna get matches? Here's what you do

1. Picture of your face laughing
2. Picture of your entire body in exotic setting
3. Picture of you with female friend (girls get more interested when they see you with other women)
4. Picture of you doing a hobby
5. Picture of you and your lads on a night out to signify that you have friends
6. You need to copy your profile description from reddit most upvoted /r/tinder post
7. Add Instagram
8. Add Top of the Charts Hits to your profile

Don't ever upload a selfie desu

LSD activates ancestral memories that are stored in DNA

everyone would always pick on one mong who helicoptered his willy in the swimming pools changing room
one time he got kicked in the balls so hard his entire crotch was just purple

1. Smiling
2. Grand Canyon
3. Haha
4. Sort of
5. None
6. OK thank you I will (Not really)
7. Seriously? It's nothing but landscapes
8. Can I just attach my Spotify?

I have never taken a selfie.

I have no clue what you saying mate please be clearer

>going on Tinder
>not bumble

lool senpai

heywood mentioned

>using tinder

fuck off runt

>using any online dating services

Only freaks do this

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Getting a haircut

*Does a fine art degree*

wow it's really like I'm really on /fa/ circa 2009

alri lads my plane landed (planewankers do NOT talk to me).

editors note: @spotty o'heem who said i should just sleep on the plane, GOOD idea xx.

Drake or Raleigh lads?

It's ok m8, just wait ~ 10 years and you'll start craving for life's simple pleasures again.

Damn, I want an SNES controller now.

Be sure to sit at the chair quietly and make no conversation whatsoever

next time delete the exif files before posting

don't want anyone ordering pizza to that barber shop no?

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just copped this for 2 squid

Fuck sake. All of the girls are too good looking on Tinder. What's the point when you're average at best?

might try and shag a plain looking tinder girl (not fat)

early 20s the brain stops growing the frontal lobes and finishes shrinking the amagdyla (i think its called) and so logic, reason and empathy start to fill out the lobes and utilise them instead of the amadyla thing which controls your behaviour and thinking as a child and teenager which has limited abilities.

Bit ironic

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>I just wouldn't know what to do if I swiped on a complete stunner and she swiped me back.

you send her a message and arrange a meetup within the first 10 messages or so

I was thrown into the big bins outside of school, someone broke my arm on a pavement edge, and there was the time me and my mates got jumped by gypsies and everyone got the shit kicked out of them

Happened to everyone though, and I done some shit too

>whats the point if you're average at best

there is no point, apps like tinder exist so whores can speed up the dick carousel lifestyle.

it's post modern contemporary social commentary

not really lad, tinder is VERY normie

just did a thing

he looks like a downie

Sad!

>if you log back in your account will be created again

So not deleted, just suspended

Got similar and think similar to you. Daft really

GOOD lad. accept Jesus (PBUH) into your heart.

>He voted remain
>He didn't vote
>He hates anime
>He hates football
>He hates video games
>He loves Grime
>He loves cycling
>He's a recreational drug user
>He uses Tinder
>He wants to ban Trump

If any of these apply to you, please don't respond to any more of my posts, you've been blocked.

Why do young girls these days (17-20) have such ridiculous tight bodies? I don't ever remember girls being so good looking when I was that age

How many of you legitimately have Aspergers?