What Jew's dick do I gotta suck to get some serious funding for a movie from Hollywood? Do I gotta get circumcised before I can make big budget movies?
Seriously though, do any of ou have any experience making even the smallest of budgeted movies? Did you self fund? Loan? How'd you release your film? I only intend for my film to be viewed in a theater for its first showing. Fuck internet releases.
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just go to Hollywood and start blowing old jewish men if you're lucky you'll eventually get the right one
Scott Rudin's
You have to have talent.
You don't.
If some of the schlock I've seen got green lit then I feel I could use minimal effort and still do better than some Oscar nominees
You'd be incorrect.
You are even less talented than that.
>needing talent
>in jewlywood where they consider gal gadot """""""""a"""""""""" list
hahahahahahahahahaha
>I only intend for my film to be viewed in a theater for its first showing. Fuck internet releases.
You need to start getting a hell of a lot less picky, mate. Maybe save all your hopes & dreams & demands for your SECOND film, and start adopting more of a "whatever it takes" mindset for the first one.
Write within a budget. Think of the resources you currently have available to you - filming locations, collaborators/actors, props, vehicles - and build a film around them. Write a script that you can afford to complete for very, very little money. And then start showing the film anywhere you can. Film festivals, online, etc. Anywhere you can find an audience.
>it's a self-entitled millennial that doesn't believe in hard work or talent episode
Exactly my point.
The only hard work Olivia munn and Jennifer lawrence and plenty of other actresses and actors have done is suck some cock maybe get fucked
Make some small projects on youtube/vimeo/whatever, shill your videos on reddit or other internet places, once you get popular, you'll have other youtubers asking to work with you, every little bit of networking helps you climb up the ladder.
Then once you're internet famous, send off a script or something to some big companies with your portfolio and see if they want to work with you.
Clearly there must be some massive calculated impossibly complex conspiracy that discriminates against you for something out of your control that oppresses you and keeps you from success right?
I mean there's no chance that your shortcomings are entirely your own and the thing keeping you from success is your lack of talent and your shitty weak persecution complex that you fall back on instead of better yourself.
>posting Scully to indicate skepticism
>forgetting that Scully was consistently wrong about conspiracies
Weird how you only criticized the reaction face meme and none of the substance of the post
Incorrect again, you pathetic misogynist faggot.
>What Jew's dick do I gotta suck to get some serious funding for a movie from Hollywood? Do I gotta get circumcised before I can make big budget movies?
>Seriously though, do any of ou have any experience making even the smallest of budgeted movies? Did you self fund? Loan? How'd you release your film? I only intend for my film to be viewed in a theater for its first showing. Fuck internet releases.
I hope you are a child. Otherwise you are worse than a fool, you're a fool without self-awareness.
Your post reads like satire of people who criticize conspiracies. That's what it conveys to me. The meme pictures are what add to that. Hence why you haven't gotten a legitimate reply
Just give up you're not going to make it. You may possibly have talent but you like the drive and passion you need to work this out and break into one of the most competitive industries in america.
Still didn't respond to any of the substance of the post
>Clearly there must be some massive calculated impossibly complex conspiracy that discriminates against you for something out of your control that oppresses you and keeps you from success right?
Can someone repost this next time we have a thread where Liberals are complaining about "systematic racism"?
Ok schlomo
Oh my fuck boys, I didn't know Bubbles has a sister
I would except that thread has literally never existed
It just looks easy.
As a Director you have to manage different departments of creative people and inept stage hands. It's like a combination of Mexican day laborers and coffee shop baristas working on a single project. If you cannot handle them off a set you sure as hell won't be able to on a million dollar film set.
And that's just the day to day shit. You have creative management beforehand and Producers breathing down your neck the entire time.
If you want a rich Jew to throw his shekels at you, you have to prove you can handle that part.
It's a bit sad that I've seen enough TPB to read that in Ricky's voice
lol talent-posting, is that your new way of getting your angst out, Sup Forums? Insulting each others again I see
you'd get better answers if you posted this question to yahoo
This
Its kind of sad
hey jennifer i have a movie project you mighy be interested in
tonight at my place, the usual?
No, no, no. You got it backwards. You have to snip your dick off and become trans. How do you think the Wachowskis get $100 million budgets when all of their movies are huge bombs?
>Just give up you're not going to make it.
what kind of idiot ever says this kind of shit ?
Reverse psychology--it's motivation. If being a filmmaker is what this guy wants to do he'll have to overcome far greater naysayers than some faggot user on Sup Forums telling him to quit. And if he does make it he will be able to look back at comments like that and laugh.
If you're at the point where you're blaming a sinister new world order cabal for sabotaging your dreams I'm pretty sure it's safe to say you need to find new dreams.
Bitter whiny entitled crybabies tend to not be the ones that make it through competition
what a qt
Rent some equipment with your own money, get a few of your friends together, and go nuts.
If your movie is simple enough in terms of concept and short you can make it for a couple hundo.
If you have enough talent you can make do with anything.
This dude, don't be an idiot. Then if the first one is great, at that point you show it to schlomo and and fellate him into your next film
The hot new thang nowadays is to suck some Arab's cock. Good news is they are usually shorter.
First day on Sup Forums, huh?
We've been in the midst of a Tumblr-invasion since 2014.
Oh god, my dick would look huge as fuck through them lenses. I can just imagine her mouth watering for me.
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